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Song Parodies -> "Special Place In Hell"

Original Song Title:

"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Procol Harum

Parody Song Title:

"Special Place In Hell"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

I've sinned like I'm immorta-al
No boun-ty on my so-oul.
I believe that life's for living,
Got loud, ca-roused with whores.
Consumed with lustful ardor
I've been swinging either wa-ay
I've got lots of friends with benefi-i-its
And "straights" I've led astra-ay.

And so it wa-as that Sata-an
Sent a Hell-a-gram my wa-ay
I've, or so his message told me,
Earned a specia-al place in He-e-ell

An enemy of Jesu-us
Voted blue, politically-y-,
Said I'd squandered life by playing hard
Sinned by being me-e-e
I'll have no re-grets while burnin'
As my soul forever roasts
'Cuz my love of li-ife was worth it
Save your own immortal so-ouls

And so it wa-as that Sa-a-ata-an
Sent his ministers my wa-ay
I've, or so his agents told me,
Earned a specia-al place in He-ell

(Fade) And so it wa-as that Sa-a....

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Me-e-e - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I've got a room reserved next door and promise to visit often.
Matthias - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, drop by Melhi, we can have a hellava party.
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job. Always room for one more, although I'm not convinced that we're not in hell now.
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
fit the tone of the OS nicely...well written...5s
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
There's something wrong with my screen, it's freezing over when I read this parody. BTW: Eternal 5s.
Melhi - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Me-e-e, Matthias, Robert & Alvin! Nice to know I won't burn alone. :)
Rick C - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job, Melhi. One of my favorite OS's ever....555
Claude Prez - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
"Hell-a-gram" alone rates fives; see you there.
Melhi - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks K1, Rick C. & Claude! K1: LOL! Claude: Race ya to the lake of fire... last one in is a good egg! Hee hee!
Johnny D - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Mwahahahahahaaa....a Halloween-worthy tune-o'-gloom by Vocal Scare'um!
Red Ant - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Well Melhi, I'm probably going to catch amiright Hell for this, but I DKTOS and can't play the midi. That said, my friend has this and I'll give it a listen later, but 6s ( err, 5s ) for now.
Melhi - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D. and Red Ant! Johnny -- love the parody name for the group! Red Ant -- Awww, you're such a sweetie, but you don't have to go to all that trouble! :)
Meriadoc - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, Melhi! (I don't think Jesus minds people who vote blue - blessed are the meek and all that... :-)
Melhi - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry! (That's how I knew whose agents they were. ;) )
Stuart McArthur - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
bizarre - I go to sing this and "Twelfth Of Never" keeps taking over - let me try again....ah, the download just came thru!

excellent stuff, Melhi, and they tell me Hell is full of Hot Tubs, so you should feel right at home - and I also loved the hell-agram line - 555
Melhi - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu! (I feel for you... I've had that happen to me, too. The worst was when I read a really good parody to Wooly Bully quite some time back -- I think Bob Gomez was the author -- anyway, for the next few days, no matter how well I knew an original song, about half way through every parody I tried to read, I'd get about halfway through and Wooly Bully would take over. Like to drove me nuts!)
Stuart McArthur - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Melhi - for some reason the combination of you feeling for me, the hot tub, and your fifth line, has got me in a lather
Melhi - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
:) Glad to be of *ahem* service, Stu! :)
Phil Alexander - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, Melhi :-) I couldn't help but think this might have been to do with the terrorists who bombed London yesterday, but, of course, that hadn't happened when this was submitted... Anyway, this is great, with way too many good lines to mention just one.
Melhi - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil! :) I'm very glad you weren't in harm's way, yesterday and I hope your loved ones are also safe and well.. You're right, this was written and submitted before the attacks. But, the visiting messengers in this parody and the messengers who visited death on London, yesterday morning, serve the same master.... I recognise them by their fruits. ;)
Melhi - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Omg... this actually got a "message" rating from "2-1-1 person!!" That is just TOO funny! (ROFLMAO!!!!!!!)
Spaff.com - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You know I love this, Mel. Thanks for writing my author bio for me.
Melhi - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Aww.... thanks Spaff. :)

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