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Song Parodies -> "A Whiter Shade of Trash"

Original Song Title:

"A Whiter Shade of Pale"

Original Performer:

Procol Harum

Parody Song Title:

"A Whiter Shade of Trash"

Parody Written by:

Jay W

The Lyrics

Occasionally I run into individuals (on the Internet mostly) who think white people are discriminated against in this country (the US). I am a white man, and I've no doubt my life is immeasureably easier because of this fact. I simply can't understand the manner of people who say otherwise. Blacks make up 10% of this country and 50% of the prison population--and they're given preferential treatment? This thought borders on psychosis. Below is a conflated profile of such individuals gathered from personal experience.
He muffs the sophist's tango
Invokes Jesus for a war
He was pumping on his joystick
When his drunk head hit the floor.

Scared of women wielding power:
Fraid they'll steal his thing away
He seeks out Darwin's missing link
On a jalapeno tray.

When he grieves Caucasians
Swastika tattooed on his ass
A racial bigot mostly
Turns a whiter shade of trash

Proclaims to know all reasons
Finds his truth on FOX TV:
His buddies on "Cops" episodes
Are handcuffed to a tree.

Always says he's not a virgin
Thinking it's a boast
We know his closet's open
Cause he always says it's closed
He is a whiter shade of trash.

And so he scratches harder
Ain't no lotion for that rash
A racial bigot mostly
Turns a whiter shade of trash

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Phil Alexander - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Jay.
Johnny D - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow. Heavy duty, Jay.
Tim Hall - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Tonight on Fox, A Whiter Shade of Trash makes its debut after Cops.
Kristof Robertson - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Hit the nail on the head with this one..."He seeks out Darwins missing link on a jalopeno tray"...poetry
Jonathan C. - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I bet the two people that voted 4's in funny are white. Some people just can't be weened off Rush Limbaugh. ::)
Jay W - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody. As always, I very much appreciate the recognition.
martha - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
this is a great parody ... superb!
Jay W - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Martha.
Oscar the Grouch - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty! Anything ragged or rotted or rusty! Oh, I love trash! Five cans!

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