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Song Parodies -> "A Whiter Nation Is Their Grail"

Original Song Title:

"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"

Original Performer:

Procol Harum

Parody Song Title:

"A Whiter Nation Is Their Grail"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

It’s a sad trip to see minds go
All their sense drops to the floor
Seeing magaTs makes me seasick
On dry land or at the shore
They’ll heil their leader harder
There’s no ceiling to their shame
Orange koolaid they love to drink
They swill it every day

And so it is that haters
Hate the eeL man and his tail
For exposing them as ghastly
A whiter nation is their grail

Dump said the darker people
Poison the blood of the country
He threw down one of Adolf’s cards
Just like a Nazi
His ilk sure ain’t vestal virgins
Though they sure do like to boast
While they think their eyes are open
Many of their minds are toast

And so it is that haters
Hate the eeL man and his tail
For exposing them as ghastly
A whiter nation is their grail

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MAGA - January 30, 2024 - Report this comment
Shocking: Biden-rimming racist is a Biden-rimming racist.
CML - January 30, 2024 - Report this comment
In other words, MAGA folk, who represent at least half the country, MUST accept a status of degraded second class citizens with no protections from govt or the legal system or even objective reality itself, lest they be subjected to even more pathological expressions of hatred. Thats the gist of your last 50 or so parodies, right ........ Sounds like you're sporting for repeat of the Civil War, Slugger. How will that work out for you? Your "enemy" faction includes virtually every truck driver and electrician and plumber in America. Which means your enemy will be able to cut your side off from water, power, food and medicine in an instant. Think F-16s and Abrams tanks will turn the tide? Well, unless you can find some F-16's that are powered by rubber bands, they'll need fuel, wont they? And which side controls 100% of the access to jet fuel in this country? And what will your side do in response. Cut us off from the legal system that no longer represents us, or the pop culture that spews pathological hatred for us?
eeL deaL - January 30, 2024 - Report this comment
interesting that the Procul Harum song was chosen for a parody at the same time from both sides of the political spectrum. comparing Dump & his magaTs to Hitler & his Nazis is not hyperbolic at all, considering many have appeared on TV news recently saying they would literally prefer Dump as a dictator over democracy with Biden. makes perfect sense to harshly criticize those people, all the more so because they represent a large chunk of the population. those who voted in the Nazi party in Germany were dead wrong, and so are the magaTs.
MAGA - January 30, 2024 - Report this comment
Remember, people: according to Biden-rimming genocidal goose-stepping hate-mongering war-mongering racist fascist leftard vermin like E.D. here, "democracy" consists of outlawing all opposition to the treasonous illegal unelected Biden Regime's election thefts, gulags, kangaroo courts, and other goose-stepping treasonous totalitarian terrorist thuggery, while "dictatorship" consists of secure borders, free and secure elections, free speech, the rule of law, the right to self-defense, property rights, life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, and American citizens exercising their Constitutional right to vote their preferred candidate Donald Trump back into the White House where he belongs and put all the election thieves who illegally installed the Biden crime family in the White House on trial for all the atrocities and capital crimes against humanity they have committed. Yep: like all Biden rimmers, E.D. does more projecting than a thousand cineplexes.
eeL deaL - January 30, 2024 - Report this comment
the psychiatry of the magaT mind is seriously creepy. these people are twisted beyond belief. everything they are guilty of they project onto others. one speaks of 2nd class citizenship while they cheer making women 2nd class citizens by taking their control over their own bodies away. that's a big loser for them at the ballot box. if not for the stupid electoral college, Dems would have held the White House for the past third of a century. the Ghastly Old Party is simply not as popular so they have to play anti-democracy games like Jan 6 riots to attempt to hold on to power.
MAGA - January 30, 2024 - Report this comment
That's the trouble with Biden rimmers: they have to suck the shіt from the illegal White House occupant's аss and regurgitate it on us because they don't have any minds of their own. Hence this Biden rimmer's regurgitation just now of the Regime's B.S. narrative calling the peaceful January 6 protests "riots" and praising the DemoKKKrats' brutal genocide of tens of millions of unborn babies (a hefty percentage of them darker-skinned, not at all coincidentally) as a heroic deed instead of the Hitlerian atrocity and capital crime against humanity it truly is. See, if E.D. actually had a mind of his own here, he would have to admit that the DemoKKKrats in fact bear the strongest resemblance to the Nazis, and that their regime is in fact already guilty of even greater atrocities than Nazi Germany!
MAGA - January 30, 2024 - Report this comment
An oldie but goodie:

Y'know, it occurs to me if we Trump voters really wanted to wipe out non-whites, we'd be as rabidly genocidally pro-abortion as E.D. and his fellow Biden-rimming goose-stepping DemoKKKrats here.
Joy Reid, January 29, 2024 - January 30, 2024 - Report this comment
"Starting another fuсking war..."
Max Power - January 31, 2024 - Report this comment
I wonder if you can take your TDS further.
Libby - February 01, 2024 - Report this comment
MAGA is so sad. You have to laugh to not cry.

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