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Song Parodies -> "Mental Acuity of a Snail"

Original Song Title:

"A Whiter Shade of Pale"

Original Performer:

Procol Harum

Parody Song Title:

"Mental Acuity of a Snail"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

Chaos on the Southern Border
(Verse 1)
"He" plans to transform America,
Using the "Great Replacement Plan"
Seeking to alter the demographics.
To create a "One Party Majority Land"
As "He" stumbles and mumbles
Blaming conservatives for our "Decline"
Allowing in millions of illegal migrants
As "He" dismantles our southern "Borderline."

(Verse 2)
Tell me why things had to get so crazy.
Is it just a "Fairy Tale"?
Or can it simply be our "Fearless Leader"
Has the "Mental Acuity of a Snail"?

(Verse 3)
It's been said there is no reason
And the "Truth" too painful to see.
As my mind begins to ponder
What the consequences just might be.
Of all the numerous possibilities
That a rational person could ever choose.
Recall the wisdom in the "Age Old Rule"!
You can't argue with a "Fool".

(Repeat Verse 2)

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CML - January 30, 2024 - Report this comment
BTW, did you catch the latest episode of embuffoonery from our Dementius Caesar. Seems the guy who once called himself "Scranton Joe" in reference to the American steel industry (that he helped destroy) went to a factory and put on a hard had .. except that he put it on BACKWARDS! ...... At which point, this champion of the blue collar worker didst then and there stupidly and repeatedly and retardedly allow his beclowned self to photographed
MAGA - January 30, 2024 - Report this comment
Yeah, anyone can tell sleepy Joe isn't actually running anything. The Adolf Hitler of our times, he's not; more like the Paul von Hindenburg, except with none of that old buffoon's achievements, brain power, charisma, or popularity.
Libby - February 01, 2024 - Report this comment
Yet you champion the fool who can't tell the difference between Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley. "Oh, that's just Trump joking!", you would cry. Too stupid for words.
CML - February 01, 2024 - Report this comment
I'm afraid there's VASTLY more evidence of Biden's decrepitude than Trump's. Take an event that occurred just after Biden was installed as the White House Occupant. He could not remember the name of Lloyd Austin, the history making Sec Def. And then he referred to the Pentagon as "that outfit over there" ..... Consider the enormity of that. The Pentagon has been located just three miles away from Capitol Hill for SEVENTY YEARS! It was also, for a long time, the largest office building in the world. Moreover, for ease of reference for the cognitive impaired, it is shaped like a F*****G PENTAGON. If you cant remember its name, you arent qualified to be emptying trash cans there, let alone be Commander in Chief ..... That would be like Putin calling Red Square, "that parade ground outside, or the Pope calling St Peters, "that big church over there."
Libby - February 01, 2024 - Report this comment
The word slurring, the nonsensical tangents about windmills, toilets flushing properly, the constant whining about unfairness and treatment by the law, the rhetoric to take vengeance on any and all who have dared not voted for him, prosecuted him, or hedged more cash for his dwindling defense funds...this is the man you want in a world of two old farts competing for the fate of the world.

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