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These are randomly arranged.

January 2, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Power of Old Man's Mine," William Tong "Auld Lang Syne," Traditional
"Shred The Constitution," Alvin Dover "Ball Of Confusion," The Temptations
"Lament For The Ants," Miles "Blowin' In The Wind," Bob Dylan
"Pie Pie Pie," Angelica Brasher "Bye Bye Bye," N'Sync
"Fugitive," cat_spasms "Caramel(non-remix)," City High
"Osama's Gone To The Moon," Alvin Dover "Everyone's Gone To The Moon," Jonathan King
"How Gullible you are," Jim A "How Wonderful You Are," Gordon Haskell
"I'm Only Pretty When You're Drunk," My name is Kenny "Only Happy When It Rains," Garbage
"Dirty Kids," JOJOMACK "Pop," N'sync
"Rocker (The Pitcher We Love To Hate)," Jonathan C. "Pressure," Billy Joel
"Secret Police Running Our Homeland," Alvin Dover & Bill Tong "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," The Beatles
"Out," Alvin Dover "Shout," Tears For Fears
"Stranded Phil, Sitting Still," Beverly Hillbillie "Standing Still," Jewel
"Stupid Bush Kid," Alvin Dover "Stupid Cupid," Connie Francis
"Oh, W.," William Tong "Suzy Q," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"This One's For Al-queda," Malcolm Higgins "Sweet Home Alabama," Lynrd Skynrd
"30-Something Local Radio DJ," Jim A "Teenage Dirtbag," Wheatus
"Terrorists United In Al Qaeda," Miles "WKRP In Cincinnati," Tom Wells
"Where's The Victories, (Mike) Davis?," Jonathan C. "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?," R.E.M.

January 7, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"TV," Captain Cleghorn "America," Neil Diamond
"Bin Laden," Jim A "Babylon," David Gray
"Jani Lane's Lament," Devil Girl And Metallica Boy "Cherry Pie," Warrant
"Falling (Down The Stairs)," Joe Kaiser "Crawling," Linkin Park
"Chad," Jim A "Crush," Jennifer Paige
"Disobedience," Phil Alexander "Disobedience," A.A.Milne
"Don't Feed Me Cats," Chandra "Don't Treat Me Bad," Firehouse
"Police Lah-Dee Dah," Ms Yolanda "Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano
"Hanging On The Clothsline," Davedaman "Hanging By A Moment," Lifehouse
"Trent's A Cash Whore," Reverend J. "Head Like A Hole," Nine Inch Nails
"Here Comes Osama (alt lyric)," Miles "Here Comes The Sun," The Beatles
"I Have Survived," HPFan5000 "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"I Still Hate The Yankees," Captain Cleghorn "I've Never Been To Me," Charlene
"My Spam Will Go On," sycoceramic "My Heart Will Go On," Celine Dion
"Ooops!...i Took Pot Again," cat_spasms "Ooops!...i Did It Again," Britney Speares
"Bowled Down," David Groves "Right Now," Van Halen
"Heroin," Lil'Pussy "Sailing," 'N Sync
"Smells Like Sweaty Musicians In A Small Room," Jim A "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Zwooba Man," Jared "Superman," Five For Fighting
"Those Shoes (Osama)," Larsen Sharp "Those Shoes," The Eagles
"Whatever, Whatever(Boo Britney Spears))," cat_spasms "Whenever, Wherever," Shakira
"Britney," Captain Cleghorn "Windy," Association

January 10, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Poop is Smelly," Betsy "Aliens Exist," Blink-182
"Star Wars," Joe Kaiser "All Star," Smash Mouth
"Brainless," Nathalie Eileen Williams "Breathless," The Corrs
"Chop Gannon (Zelda Theme)," Peter "Chop Suey," System of a Down
"Dare To Go Swimming," wdh "Dare To Be Stupid," Weird Al Yankovic
"Dirty Undies," Number Six "Dirty Laundry," Don Henley
"Cancelled TV Hit," xander999 "Fat Lip," Sum41
"Ramadan Song," Taylor Douglas "Hannukah Song," Adam Sandler
"Weight Watchers," Lindsay Tobin "Hero," Enrique Iglesias
"Lived Off His Name," William Tong "I Got A Name," Jim Croce
"Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay," Mike Boy Slim "I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys
"Internet Love Song," My name is Kenny "Interstate Love Song," Stone Temple Pilots
"Wasn't Me," Jo "It Wasn't Me," Shaggy
"It's Tenchi," Becca "It's Tricky," Run DMC
"Jihad Fighting," Uto_fish "Kung Fu Fighting," Carl Douglas
"Mo Fat.......," Brian V. "Mo Money, Mo Problems," Puffy Daddy, Nas, B.I.G.
"One Step Closer (to the Fridge)," Chef Boi-Yar-(Aries) Chic "One Step Closer," Linkin Park
"Platform Game Writer," 'Ed' Davis "Paperback Writer," The Beatles
"Montana Song," The Pope "Prison Song," System Of A Down!!
"Not Over My Dead Body, Said Shrub," William Tong "Somebody To Love," Jefferson Airplane
"Icecream (slim when your winning)," Jo "Supreme," Robbie Williams
"Osama, Let's Call You Dead Meat," Ken Caldreo "The Wind Beneath My Wind," Bette Midler
"A Crime To Have Bush At The Throttle," William Tong "Time In A Bottle," Jim Croce
"Ken Lay," William Tong "Today," New Christy Minstrels
"SaddamThumping," adam henderson "Tubthumping," Chumbawumba
"The Right Wing Czar and His Veep," William Tong "While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles
"Parody," xander999 "Who We Be," DMX

January 13, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"About Me (again)," Jim A "About You," Teenage Fanclub
"High," Bongetello "Alive," P.O.D.
"Bad Magician," S.T.G. "Bad Religion," Godsmack
"Can't Get You Out Of My Bed," Lil'Pussy "Can't Get You Out Of My Head," Kylie Minogue
"E.I.E.I.O," Neurotic Cat "E.I," Nelly
"Fallin' (PancakeMix)," JuniorPancake "Fallin'," Alicia Keys
"I'm Fat (No rap)," JuniorPancake "I'm Real (remix)," J.LO and Ja Rule
"If You're Gonzo," Jared "If You're Gone," Matchbox 20
"That Paper Clip," Parodie King "Its My Life," Bon Jovi
"Whites-Only Clause," MLH "Jingle Bells," Various Artists
"Meaty Snacks," Angry Baboon "Lady Marmalade," Mya,Pink,Lil Kim,Christina Aguilera
"Sorority," Neurotic Cat "Minority," Green Day
"Unleash the Fat Cat," Neurotic Cat "The Thong Song," Sisqo
"10 Monkeys In Osamas Can Of Paint," Vladimere Koznikof "Vapor," Skillet
"Osama bin Laden," crazydon "Winchester Cathedral," New Vaudeville Band
"You're Not That Beautiful, Britney," Fatboy Skinny "You Are So Beautiful," Joe Cocker

January 16, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Little Pretzel," Jim A "A Little Respect," Wheatus
"Kenny Boy," William Tong "Danny Boy," Traditional
"Get The Railways Sorted," Jim A "Get The Party Started," Pink
"Ichiro," A.C. Lawrence "Hero," Enrique Iglesias
"W's Lament," Lola Vidaz "Hooked on a Feeling," Blue Swede
"Lay, Kenny Lay," William Tong "Lay Lady Lay," Bob Dylan
"Not All That Surprised," The Impostress "Oops! I Did it Again (Not That Innocent)," Britney Spears
"Deliverancer," John Mifflin "The Number of the Beast," Iron Maiden
"The Tong Song," Sharon Krebs "The Thong Song," Sisqo
"The Way (I Became A Crack Baby)," Dagoldunchilde26 "The Way (You Love Me Baby)," Jill Scott
"What Does It Take (to Bring Osama Down?)," crazydon "What Does It Take (to Win Your Love)," Junior Walker & the All-Stars
"Whats my name again?(P. Diddy Bad choice of I.D remix)," Jim A "Whats my age again?," Blink 182

January 22, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Nothing's Gonna Be The Same," Sara Rose "Across The Universe," The Beatles
"Addicted to Drugs," S.T.G. "Addicted to Love," Robert Palmer
"All Or Nothing," Didrick Namtvedt "All Or Nothing," Cher
"Enrons On The Run," Ray King "Band On The Run," Paul McCartney and Wings
"Bin on the Run," Susan S "Band on the Run," Paul McCartney and Wings
"Dye," Juliette "Cry," Mandy Moore
"He Screwed Enron," William Tong "Da Doo Ron Ron," The Crystals
"Niebelheim '99," DJ Kaito "Death Valley '69," Sonic Youth
"Enron Paradise," Sara Rose "Gansta's Paradise," Coolio
"Hash Browns," Chowderhead "Hash Pipe," Weezer
"Hogwart Futures," wdh "Headline News," Weird Al Yankovic
"Jehadi," Hirnakshi Joshi "Hero," Enrique Iglesias
"Hey Gwen/Hey Tony," Becky Donoghue-Rick "Hey Baby," No Doubt w/Bounty Killer
"Hey Kid Crisco," Sara Rose "Hey Big Spender," Shirley Bassey
"Tony," Richie & Max "Hey Jude," The Beatles
"Lay Is Crooked," William Tong "Hey, Good Lookin'," Hank Williams
"Crooks Who Were Stealing," William Tong "Hooked On A Feeling," B.J. Thomas
"Lay Broke The Law (He Fleeced Enron)," William Tong "I Broke The Law (And The Law Won)," Bobby Fuller Four
"It Was A Very Bad Year (Old people's remix)," Josh McClurg "It Was A Very Good Year," Robbbie Williams
"Last Dessert," Tyler Boutiette "Last Resort," Papa Roach
"Lay's Fault," William Tong "Layla," Derek and the Dominos
"Make This Scandal Go Away," William Tong "Make The World Go Away," Elvis Presley
"Laura, Don't Let Bush Baby Eat Any More Pretzels," William Tong "Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys," Willie Nelson
"The Sacrificed," Bryan O'Connor "My Sacrifice," Creed
"Praise Up," Sandy Pablo "Raise Up," Petey Pablo
"Pretzel," William Tong "Respect," Aretha Franklin
"San Dimas High School Football Rules," Julie "San Dimas High School Football Rules," The Ataris
"United Go Away," Pat "Slip Slidin' Away," Paul Simon
"Stuck Inside My Throat," Jim A "Stuck In A Moment," U2
"Smirk & Kenneth Lay," William Tong "Surfin' U.S.A.," Beach Boys
"Don't Tattle, Kenneth Lay," William Tong "That'll Be The Day," Buddy Holly
"Guy at the Rock Show," David "The Rock Show," Blink 182
"Bombed At Night," Hirnakshi Joshi "When I Dreamed At Night," Marc Anthony

January 24, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Political Life For Me," Paul Donahue "A Pirates Life For Me," The Pirates of the Caribbean
"Nefarious/Thieves At Enron," William Tong "Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In," Fifth Dimension
"Dirt," Juliette "Crush," Mandy Moore
"How Do I Clean The Bathroom," Liza S. "How Do I Live Without You?," Leanne Rhymes/Trisha Yearwood
"I Think I'm Nauseous," Juliette "I Think I'm In Love," Jessica Simpson
"I'm Not A Whore," Juliette "I'm Not A Girl," Britney Spears
"Ashcroft's Working Hard To Railroad," William Tong "I've Been Working On The Railroad," Traditional
"Oops I'm Pregnant Again," Juliette "Oops I Did It Again," Britney Spears
"Overrated," jeannie "Overprotected," Britney Spears
"Boyzone," Phil Alexander "Poison," Alice Cooper
"Crap," Juliette "Pop," N'Sync
"Shut Up," Juliette "Stronger," Britney Spears
"That's The Way My Love Goes," Meca27 "That's The Way Love Goes," Janet Jackson
"The Assassin," Phil Alexander "The Gambler," Kenny Rogers
"The Real Miss Delano," Miss Delano "The Real Slim Shady," Eminem
"Enron Man Blues," Jim A "Worried Man Blues," Unknown

January 27, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Hilarious/Let The Shrub Whine," William Tong "Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In," Fifth Dimension
"Don't Vote," Jim A "Don't Speak," No Doubt
"Boyfriend," Christina and Lisa "Girlfriend," N'SYNC
"The Agony," Bobo "Her Majesty," The Beatles
"Euro," Mizz Freaky-Freaka "Hero," Enrique Iglesias
"Virus," Dylan Sevey "Iris," Goo Goo Dolls
"Margarine Knife," Chris Luckett "Larger Than Life," Backstreet Boys
"Monsters, Inc.," Jared "Misery," Soul Asylum
"Overimplanted," Armando and Josef "Overprotected," Britney Spears
"Reelin' In The Beers," William Tong "Reelin' In The Years," Steely Dan
"Shock DJ," Hi "Rock DJ," Robbie Williams
"Spank You," Mouse "Thank You," Dido
"Geo Metro," ALC "The Metro," System Of A Down
"Tongbashing," Jared "Tubthumping," Chumbawamba
"I.R.S," Angry Baboon "Walk," Pantera
"Why Ain't We Killed Him," Parody Dude "Why Ain't I Running," Garth Brooks

January 29, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Ballad of a Dot.Com'er," D M Goldstein "Ballad of Jed Clampett," Paul Henning
"Guantanemo," ParodyKeet "Guantanemera," 1960's top 40
"I Hate That UA," Paul "I Want It That Way," The Backstreet Boys
"I'm Gonna Hurl, At The Sight Of This Woman," Ghetto John "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman," Brittney Spears
"Platform Twelve (Maybe)," Jim A "Iceblink Luck," Cocteau Twins
"I'm A'living in a Box," Chris Reynolds "Living in a Box," Living in a Box
"Shareholders (Misery)," Jim A "Misery," Soul Asylum
"Salad Bloody Salad," Phil Alexander "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath," Black Sabbath
"Shred, Shred, Shred - It's Your Dutuy," William Tong "Shake, Shake, Shake - Shake Your Booty," KC & The Sunshine Band
"Shaming Las Vegas," Ray King "Viva Las Vegas," Elvis Presley
"No Matter, No Matter," #137431715 "Whenever, Wherever," Shakira
"Workin' for Enron," crazydon "Working in a Coal Mine," Lee Dorsey

January 31, 2002
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Vommit," Chris "Dammit," Blink 182
"Don't Refer To Enron," Jim A "Don't Look Back In Anger," Oasis
"Enron Man," C.R.Linsey "Guitar Man," David Gates and Bread
"Cola Crave," Jonathan C. "Java Jive," The Manhattan Transfers
"Phony Baloney," William Tong "Only The Lonely," Roy Orbison
"Can't Stand On My Own Two," #137431715 "Paid My Dues," Anastacia
"You're the Taliban," Reality (ERR) "Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Blaze Tonight," Jo and Eager Lie Cheri "Save Tonight," Eagle-Eye Cherry
"Stock Called Enron," C.R. Linsey "Sounds of Silence," Simon and Garfunkel
"From Tong No More," Malcolm Higgins "The Night Before," The Beatles


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