You're lighting bud, and sniffing coke,
You are getting so stoned.
Your pipes puff, you start to shake.
You laugh like them on the film HALF BAKED.

An acid trip with the munchies,
Doritos with spicey cheese.
Cheech and Chong are your own gods,
Another bud, then you'll be done.

Whoa, you just stuff the weed into a pipe,
And get lit up.
(hee-hee-hee-hee-hee)
Better face the facts you see you,
Can't get enough,
And now you're gonna have to tough it.
You're addicted to drugs.

You take some joints, an LSD.
Now you're hooked on ecstacy.
Your heart beats in quadruple time,
Another puff and we'll be high,
(I'm high as a kite!)

And now I'm sick
Some MaryJane and lots of chronic.
If there's some left for you,
I don't mind if you do.

Whoa, you like to think that you can take any weed, oh yeah.
(hee-hee-hee-hee-hee)
The bowl's getting empty, and now you are very ticked,
You know you're gonna have to face it,
You're addicted to drugs.

Might as well tough it you're addicted to drugs.
(repeat 4 more times)

I'm givin' up, it's just no use.
Another case of drug abuse.
What can I say, I smoked a dub.
Another sniff will get me through.

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to a buzz, oh yeah.
(Oh **** I'm a high as a nigga)
One more puffing of the dubie, we see we can't get enough,
You know we're gonna have to tough it,
We're addicted to drugs.

Might as well smoke it,
We're addicted to drugs.
Might as well sniff it,
We're addicted to drugs.
(Repeat until fades)