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Song Parodies -> "Whites-Only Clause"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Whites-Only Clause"

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The Lyrics

Whites-only clause, Whites-only clause
In Bush's real estate contract
Real estate agent informed him
But we all know he hates blacks
Whites-only clause, White's only clause
Yes he kept it in
Only wanted to resale to whites
Doesn't want the other man to win

Bush and Wife bought Ranch
In the state of Tex
Can only resale to whites
Never to the Black or Mex(icans)
Real estate agent informed him
Said Bush could have it removed
Bush said "Sure I could"
But decided not to, oh

Whites-Only Clause, Whites-Only Clause
Yes Bush left it in
When he came under fire
Said he didn't remember when (he was told of the)
Whites-Only Clause, Whites-Only Clause
Said he never knew
But the real estate agent told him
Because that is a rule

Flash-forward to election time
Skeletons out the closet
What's this about a Whites-Only Clause?
"I don't know", Bush said, "I never saw it"
If the President's not smart enough to read
Everything he signs
I know I don't want him to be
A President of mine (oh)

Whites-Only Clause, Whites-Only Clause
Lots of people never knew
They were not informed of it
On the Biased American News (oh!)
Whites-Only Clause, Whites-Only Clause
Well, what do you expect
From a man who isn't
The real President elect!

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