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Song Parodies -> "W's Lament"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked on a Feeling"

Original Performer:

Blue Swede

Parody Song Title:

"W's Lament"

Parody Written by:

Lola Vidaz

The Lyrics

I guess my heart stopped beating, deep inside of me,
Abrasions in my mouth and bruises on my cheek.
Watching football, on my comfy couch,
Popped some snack food right into my mouth...
I-I-I, I choked on a pretzel,
High on some good blow, it almost ended me!

Could have had some candy, but I'm a low-fat guy.
Why didn't I heed Babs' warning, oh why oh why?
Mom told me to chew careful, and she was right for sure,
'Cause next thing that I knew, I woke up on the floor.

My two doggies, sat and stared at me,
Didn't move just looked at me funny,
I-I-I, I choked on a pretzel,
High on some good blow, it almost ended me!

My Dad blew chunks at a state dinner,
Yeah we Bush boys, we sure are winners.
I-I-I, I choked on a pretzel,
High on some good blow, it almost ended me!

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