May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Miss Delano please jump up?
I repeat, will the real Miss Delano please jump up?
Damn it we're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a Princess before
Demonic and bright, crazy and high on seven up and sprite
Iam the prankster whoopin your @$$ worse then before
At first I thought it was funny, throwin people over furniture (Ahhh!)
It's the disappearance of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
she didn't just kiss what I think she did, did she?"
And Dominic said... nothing you idiots!
Dominic's dead, he's locked in my basement!
Finest guys love Miss Delano {*chigga chigga chigga*}
"Miss Delano, Look at her, walkin around grabbin her scythe and spining it 'round," "Yeah, but she's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in Dominic's Classroom
Sometimes, I wanna get on the P.C. and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Dominic to go running around loose
"I'm just sick of math!!!!!"
And if I'm lucky, Ms. Lotti might just give up and miss
the opportunity to fail me!
To become a Goddessly Prankster and not know what losing is
Of course they have no chance
they've got hogwarts don't they
"We like nothing but transfiguration" Well, some of us are maniacs
who destroy other people's offices like professionals
But if we can shoot some wolves and cantalopes
then there's no reason that I can't shoot a another antelope
But if you feel like I feel and saw Gen
Guys stand up and, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Miss Delano, yes I'm the real Delano
All you other Miss Delanos are just imitating
So won't the real Miss Delano please jump up,
please jump up, please jump up?

I'm Miss Delano, yes I'm the real Delano
All you other Miss Delanos are just imitating
So won't the real Miss Delano please jump up,
please jump up, please jump up?