This is about a show.
It's about Tenchi Muyo.
They're gonna fly home to Jurai.
But it isn't that sinchy! (Here we go!)

Tenchi, go to Jurai, you need to fly, go to Jurai
It's Tenchi! Tenchi Tenchi Tenchi Tenchi!
Tenchi, Go to Jurai, you need to fly, go to Jurai!
It's Tenchi! Ten-ten-ten-tenchi! tenchi TEEEEENCHI!

Met 6 girls and a cabbit;
Half kitty and half rabbit,
One has a tail,
the others wail
Cryin's Ayeka's habit.

The plots are sorta cheesy
The girls are always breezy
Tenchi must train, in sun or rain
It's really not that easy!

Tenchi, go to Jurai, you need to fly, go to Jurai
It's Tenchi! Tenchi Tenchi Tenchi Tenchi!
Tenchi, Go to Jurai, you need to fly, go to Jurai!
It's Tenchi! Tenchi! Tenchi! Tenchi Tenchi!

Ryoko and Ayeka fight to be Tenchi's bride.
They're always fightin; kick and bitin', Tenchi tries to hide.
Little Sasami and Tsunami are the same inside.
Mihoshi and Kiyone got Police Force Pride!

Tenchi, go to Jurai, you need to fly, go to Jurai
It's Tenchi! Tenchi Tenchi Tenchi Tenchi!
Tenchi, Go to Jurai, you need to fly, go to Jurai!
It's Tenchi! Tenchi! Tenchi! Tenchi! Tenchi! (Huh!)

When he wakes up, these girls take up mostly all of his time.
Sasami's dustin', Kiyone's bustin up Ryoko's crime.
Tenchi's trainin, girls complainin, who will be Tenchi's date?
Looks like he met up with Sakuya, the space girls are late.
Tenchi is movin', Tokyo's groovin with the Muyo beat!
Will Tenchi go fight Yugi or a Toonami Repeat??
Girls are cryin', sometime spyin' on Washu's TV.
They even bother Tenchi's father, Mr. Masaki.

Tenchi, go to Jurai, you need to fly, go to Jurai
It's Tenchi! Tenchi Tenchi Tenchi Tenchi!
Tenchi, Go to Jurai, you need to fly, go to Jurai!
It's Tenchi! Ten-ten-ten-ten-ten-tenchi! Tenchi! Ten-Ten-Ten....

The girls are sweet (they do not cheat) but you may think (if you please)
It's a really funny show, not just anime sleaze!!!
It's like that y'all (y'all), Tenchi don't quit
He keeps on (rock!) shock! Cos this is it...