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Song Parodies -> "A Little Pretzel"
Original Song Title:
"A Little Respect"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Wheatus
Parody Song Title:
"A Little Pretzel"
Parody Written by:
Jim A
The Lyrics
Bush tried to discover, a little snack that could make him fuller
the chicken and steak, took too long to cook
he only wanted food,
his face is black blue
now he knows that he's choking,
you know he's falling from his chair now
and he wanted no, and he wanted no,
and he wanted no, and he wanted no, Salt
and now he's falling
Oh Dubya please, eat a little pretzel, for me......
and though he's president,
don't you think he should know to chew now
he's just started a war, the first win went to the snack
he ate a little food,
and now his face is blue
now he knows that he's choking,
you know he's falling from his chair now
and he wanted no, and he wanted no,
and he wanted no, and he wanted no, Salt
and now he's falling
Oh Dubya please, eat a little pretzel, for me......
the chicken and steak, took too long to cook
he only wanted food,
his face is black blue
now he knows that he's choking,
you know he's falling from his chair now
and he wanted no, and he wanted no,
and he wanted no, and he wanted no, Salt
and now he's falling
Oh Dubya please, eat a little pretzel, for me......
and though he's president,
don't you think he should know to chew now
he's just started a war, the first win went to the snack
he ate a little food,
and now his face is blue
now he knows that he's choking,
you know he's falling from his chair now
and he wanted no, and he wanted no,
and he wanted no, and he wanted no, Salt
and now he's falling
Oh Dubya please, eat a little pretzel, for me......
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