It takes an Enron Man, to shred a document
and with an auditor, it's easier again
It takes an Enron Man, to shred a document
They're bankrupt now, but they won't be in prison

They went out to London, Met Blair and his pet sheep
They went back home to Dubya, and then the shit got deep
They went out to London, and their shareholders weep
when they closed down, George Bush choked in his sleep

It takes an Enron Man, to shred a document
and with an auditor, it's easier again
It takes an Enron Man, to shred a document
They're bankrupt now, but they'll manage things again

Twenty nine Mil., of paybacks they did reap
ball and a chain, around the chairmans feet
Dubya panicked, with pretzels in his cheek
and on that cheque, where the chairman signed his name

It takes an Enron Man, to shred a document
and with an auditor, it's easier again
It takes an Enron Man, to shred a document
They're bankrupt now, but they won't be in prison

They asked the judge, told him to be lenient
They asked the judge, we know they're guilty as sin
they asked the judge, is it amex or cash to win
21k and the charges will be binned

It takes an Enron Man, to shred a document
and with an auditor, it's easier again
It takes an Enron Man, to shred a document
They're bankrupt now, but they won't be in prison

The jail they're in, stuck there all day long
The jail they're in, was owned by Enron
The jail they're in, they leave when they want
the cash they loved, is what they're banking on

If anyone should ask you, who should be at fault
If anyone should ask you, who should be at fault
If anyone should ask you, who should be at fault
Tell em it was Bush, and you know that he's a dolt