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Song Parodies -> "Platform Twelve (Maybe)"

Original Song Title:

"Iceblink Luck"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cocteau Twins

Parody Song Title:

"Platform Twelve (Maybe)"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Britains Railways
I'm needing to get to London,
The trains late again, caught it on time
the buffet it will harm yourself
especially the meat pies

Missed my connection at Stoke
"The next train is from platform twelve"
and avoid birmingham for sanitys sake
cause "theres a signal failiure down wolverhampton mate"

London seems so much further
than from Manchester, than it does Greece
the carriages are boneshakers
the window could do with a clean

Missed my connection at Stoke
"The next train is from platform ten"
and avoid birmingham for sanitys sake
You will spend more time being on this
train where travels expensive stuff
I Missed my connection at Stoke
"The next train is from platform eight"
and avoid birmingham for sanitys sake

Missed my connection at Stoke
"The next train is from platform six"
and avoid birmingham for sanitys sake
cause "theres a signal failiure down wolverhampton mate"

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