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Song Parodies -> "I Have Survived"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Survived"

Parody Written by:

HPFan5000

The Lyrics

Harry:
First I was afraid, my friends were petrified,
Kept wond'ring what I'd ever do if Hermione died,
But then I spent so many nights just thinking of the clues she gave,
Then I grew brave,
And taught Tom Riddle to behave

And now you're back, from who-knows-where,
But that ugly little basilisk can't kill me with its stare,
I'm not afraid of you and all your Death Eaters are lame,
And I can call you Voldemort, not just He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Go on now run from Dumbledore,
Just turn around now, you don't have power anymore,
Weren't you the one who tried to kill me with a curse,
Well I'm still here, your luck took quite a turn for worse

I have not died,
I have survived,
Oh as long as I have Dumbledore I know I'll stay alive,
Now I'm gettin' in my groove,
I 've got a scar right here to prove,
I have survived,
I have survived...

Now compared to you the Dursley's don't seem half as bad,
And I want revenge because you killed my mum and dad,
I should have never dropped my guard, I should have listened to Dobby,
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

But as you've learned, from Pettigrew,
I'm not that same poor little boy who's still afraid of you,
And if you come back now your life is sure to be a drag,
'cause I've got Gryffindors for friends and my Patronus is a stag

Go on now run from Dumbledore,
Just turn around now, you don't have power anymore,
Weren't you the one who tried to kill me with a curse,
Well I'm still here, your luck took quite a turn for worse

I have not died,
I have survived,
And as long as I have Dumbledore I know I'll stay alive,
And as long as I stay free,
Of that old Whomping Willow tree,
I ll stay alive,
I have survived....oh

I'm at Hogwarts, catching the Snitch,
My books are all bestsellers, J.K. Rowling's getting rich,
And just to prove my life won't get the slightest bit bleaker,
I'm planning to go out with that hot Ravenclaw seeker!

I have not died,
I have survived,
Oh as long as I have Dumbledore I know I'll stay alive
Now I know how to begin,
'cause I've got Quidditch cups to win,
I 'm still alive,
I have survived.....
HEY HEY!

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