Song Parodies -> "Hey Kid Crisco"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Big Spender"

Original Performer:

"Hey Kid Crisco"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Ashcroft is known as the Crisco Kid by most interent liberals

Instrumental into

The minute that Smirk did appoint
You to A.G. I knew you were a bigot
A scumbag Nazi,
Hey Ashcroft, I'm not blind
I think it's about time you knew what's on my mind.

So let me get right to the point,
I am not the type to give without a fight!
Hey! Kid Crisco,
Get your greasy mitts off my rights!

Short instrumental

Hey do ya think you're McCarthy, huh?
Maybe be the next Hitler? Pig!
Wanna give us a hard time?
I can show you the door, slime!

The minute that Smirk did appoint
You to A.G. I knew you were a bigot
A scumbag Nazi,
Hey Ashcroft, I'm not blind
I think it's about time you knew what's on my mind.

So let me get right to the point,
I am not the type to give without a fight!
Hey! Kid Crisco,
Scumball Nazi!
Hey! Kid Crisco
Get your greasy mitts off my rights!

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