ME:
Sitting down watching a movie starring Al Pacino,
Then came an advert for a Spanish Cappacino,
Then it hit, I'm stupid, but no else noticed that,
A very good show supposed to be on - STAT!

I know that it's the one that I'd thought was so good,
A lot of stuff, ever coming up with chipwood,
It's viewers that it craved, in none did it bathe,
It's now axed and lying in a grave.

I weren't gonna waste my time,
And become another victim of cancelled TV,
I'll never see it shown,
Because the only viewer was me all alone,
And that blows...

Because - I - liked,
The show at all, doesn't mean I will protest galore.
But what did you expect with a fan base so small.
Demostrations and protest, they won't change a thing,
As I was the only fan the TV show had seen.

Cause the makers won't wanna waste their expenses,
Creating crap shows to them is an offense then?
It's none of my concern, and from this I'll learn,
That a crap show always gets a turn.

I weren't gonna waste my time,
And become another victim of cancelled TV,
I'll never see it shown,
Because the only viewer was me all alone,
And that blows...

Don't count on the, suits to extend,
Don't count on them, to film it again,
Don't count on it, is the point you're missing,
Don't count on them, the suits ain't listening!

SUITS:
Well it's a no good show about aliens and that,
It's crap and we don't give a flip about nothing.
We spent five dollars on each ep - it's low budget,
But it's too expensive to keep filiming.
So if you'd please stop ringing - the phone's off the hook,
We've hired a hitman to look you up in a telephone book.
We will destroy you, and decapitate you.
The bosses said that shows like that shoulda starred Matt Maghonahue...

ME:
I weren't gonna waste my time,
And become another victim of cancelled TV,
I'll never see it shown,
Because the only viewer was me all alone,
And that blows...

Not gonna Waste my time...
Victim of cancelled TV.
Never see it shown,
victim of cancelled TV.
And that blows...