Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Whore"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Not A Whore"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I used to be
Little Miss Wholesome and Innocent
Now I'm a ho
Everyone wants me to
Go away, yeah
Can't help but show off my nipples
I love to spread my thighs

(Chorus)
I'm not a whore
Not quite a virgin
Cause I don't get paid
I just like to get laid
In between the sheets

I'm not a whore
Don't need no pimp to protect me
My voice belies
All of the evil I have inside
I've screwed every guy on the planet
So don't tell me to shut my legs

(Chorus)

I'm not a whore
Don't know the meaning of clothing
Guys are in between my thighs
This whore will always grind
For pay

(I'm not a whore) I'm not a whore I'm just extremely diseased
(Not quite a virgin) I'm just trying to put a penis in me, yeah
(Cause I don't get paid) Cause I don't get paid, just laid
In between the sheets

(Chorus)

I'm not a whore
Not quite a virgin

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