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Song Parodies -> "Dirt"
Original Song Title:
"Crush"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mandy Moore
Parody Song Title:
"Dirt"
Parody Written by:
Juliette
The Lyrics
I know everything you sing's a cliche
You see all your songs all sound the same
You're so palatable, everybody loves you
I know you have paedophile appeal
I wish Mandy Moore would disappear
Every day on TV, you control MTV
And I'm getting pissed off
(Chorus)
Ooh, I got the dirt on you
Your new CD's just "Candy Part II"
I want to hurt you
When I see you
Cause I've got the dirt on you
The dirt on you
You know, just because you're seventeen now
Don't mean you can turn into the next Britney
Jessica beat you there
Besides, Britney's more experimental
You're so bland, just a child, you should be on Barney
(Chorus)
Ooh, I wish i could tell somebody
But there's no one who'll listen, nobody cares
I've got the dirt on you
The dirt on you, I got the dirt
Your songs have already been sung before
But I fear nobody can tell the difference
I will always loathe you, I will always hate you
(Chorus 2x)
You see all your songs all sound the same
You're so palatable, everybody loves you
I know you have paedophile appeal
I wish Mandy Moore would disappear
Every day on TV, you control MTV
And I'm getting pissed off
(Chorus)
Ooh, I got the dirt on you
Your new CD's just "Candy Part II"
I want to hurt you
When I see you
Cause I've got the dirt on you
The dirt on you
You know, just because you're seventeen now
Don't mean you can turn into the next Britney
Jessica beat you there
Besides, Britney's more experimental
You're so bland, just a child, you should be on Barney
(Chorus)
Ooh, I wish i could tell somebody
But there's no one who'll listen, nobody cares
I've got the dirt on you
The dirt on you, I got the dirt
Your songs have already been sung before
But I fear nobody can tell the difference
I will always loathe you, I will always hate you
(Chorus 2x)
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