I guess you're a weirdo.
I think that it has to be true
Let's face it, how many guys do we know
With big noses that are blue?
I think it needs to be said
I don't know what you are or from where
And when you say your weird stuff,
It's almost more, then I can bear

And I think Kermit's so green
I think you shouldn't try
To be with Miss Piggy
This time in your life
I think Bunsen's
Latest invention might explode
And the problem is you'd enjoy it, I'm feelin...

If you're Gonzo
Maybe you should stop being weird
If you don't become normal soon
I'm gonna have to leave here
If you're Gonzo
You're really quite strange
I'm sick of all this weirdness
And the fact that you're deranged

I bet you don't get what I'm saying,
I bet it doesn't even click
You think it doesn't make sense
Just become normal soon
'Cause you're making me sick.

If you're Gonzo
Maybe you should stop being weird
If you don't become normal soon
I'm gonna have to leave here
If you're Gonzo
You're really quite strange
I'm sick of all this weirdness
And the fact that you're deranged

And I think Kermit's so green
I think you shouldn't try
To be with Miss Piggy
this time in your life
I think Bunsen's
Latest invention might explode
And the problem is you'd enjoy it, I'm feelin...

If you're Gonzo
Maybe you should stop being weird
If you don't become normal soon
I'm gonna have to leave here
If you're Gonzo
You're really quite strange
I'm sick of all this weirdness
And the fact that you're deranged

That you're deranged.....
You are so..............deranged.