-> "Falling (Down The Stairs)"
Original Song Title:
"Crawling"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Falling (Down The Stairs)"
The Lyrics
Falling down the stairs,
These fractures are all real,
Sixteen feet I fall,
Six to eight weeks to heal
There's something on the steps that pulls me from the stairway,
I'm stumbling, I'm falling,
This lack of balancing I fear could be life ending,
I'm tripping
I'm falling
Right down twenty stairs
My fate is looking grim,
(Without a sense of balance,
I'm convinced that there's just too much bone stress to take)
Can't feel my legs anymore,
I hit the floor
Falling down the stairs,
These fractures are all real,
Sixteen feet I fall,
Six to eight weeks to heal
My doctor just came in and put a new cast on me,
Suffering, It's hurting,
Against my will I pick up a pair of crutches,
It's haunting,
So constraining,
To need outside support,
To merely stand up,
(Unless I'm wearing this cast,
I'm convinced that there's just too much bone stress to take)
Not leaving anymore,
Books on the floor
Falling down the stairs,
These fractures are all real,
Sixteen feet I fall,
Six to eight weeks to heal
Falling down the stairs,
These fractures are all real,
Sixteen feet I fall,
I'm hurting, Six to eight weeks to heal
(There's something on the stairs that started me slipping
I'm hurting) Six to eight weeks to heal
(And now my brother comes and has to give me sponge baths
Disgusting) Six to eight weeks to heal
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