-> "One Step Closer (to the Fridge)"
Original Song Title:
"One Step Closer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"One Step Closer (to the Fridge)"
Parody Written by:
Chef Boi-Yar-(Aries) Chic
The Lyrics
I cannot cook this anymore
I've seasoned everything I set before
All these curds they make no sense
I find bliss in ground cloves, hence
The less I heat the less you'll stay
But you'll eat that out anyway
Just fine, eat more
Everything you ate with me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I need a little room to heat
'cause I'm one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I find these liquids aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to add some beer
All these sauces they make no sense
I find bliss in Prego, hence
Nothing tastes good, throw away
Over and over again
Just fine, heat more
Everything you ate with me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I need a little room to heat
'cause I'm one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
Everything you ate with me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I need a little room to heat
'cause I'm one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to...
Bake!
Eat up when I'm cooking for you!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up when I'm cooking for you!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
And I'm about to bake!
Everything you ate with me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I need a little room to heat
'cause I'm one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
Everything you ate with me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I need a little room to heat
'cause I'm one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to...
Bake!
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