I'm Not awake, just sleeping through the baseball
I'm sure that was a foul ref, but you just must not have heard
I'm just trying to find, the box for my tv
a remote control thing, that i really need

I never really wanted food, but pretzels nearly do
I've gotta eat them quick, visit my own fridge
cola on its own's boring, baby

I've gone and lost the remote control, It's got stuck inside my throat
and now the pretzels down with it
Don't say that bagels would be better, they got stuck inside my throat
and now the pretzels down with them

I will not mistake, a spot on NBC
the same joke is still funny, when you tell it times three
I am still enchanted, by the light from my TV
I'm looking at my dogs, and what they're telling me

Mum said that you should chew, but that will spoil my food
this biscuits tough, and cookies are hard enough
but i want to change channel now, my oh my

I've gone and lost the remote control, It's got stuck inside my throat
and now the pretzels down with it
Don't say that bagels would be better, they got stuck inside my throat
and now the pretzels down with them

I was unconcious for a tick,
but i always sound as if i am half asleep
stright off the cushion, for me it was a fall
check my brain its full of nothing at all

I've gone and lost the remote control, It's got stuck inside my throat
and now the pretzels down with it
Don't say that bagels would be better, they got stuck inside my throat
and now the pretzels down with them

and if that mug falls over, and he lands on his ass
and if the pretzel chokes him, maybe someone will laugh
and if that mug falls over, and he lands on his ass
and if the pretzel chokes him, maybe someone will laugh
he's just a moron, whos time will pass