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Song Parodies -> "Stranded Phil, Sitting Still"
Original Song Title:
"Standing Still"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jewel
Parody Song Title:
"Stranded Phil, Sitting Still"
Parody Written by:
Beverly Hillbillie
The Lyrics
You're all alone in a pie with your head held high...
Tryin' to get out, but you have a losing fear
Because of me
There's a cherry on the left and
There's a crust to the your right
You can't believe
You aren't in sight
CHORUS
Do you need me
Like I like you
Or are you stranded Phil
Beneath my home-made pie
Or are your stitting still
Like the cherry about die
Was that you..... or my pie
Your mothers on the stool
Boys like souped-up fools
On this hot winter night
Between run and fight
Is my eyes all right
And a pie with might
I pick up the pie
Feel like your gonna drown in my watery pie
Feel watery now
Feel watery now
Do you need me
Like I like you
Or are you stranded Phil
Beneath my home-made pie
Or are your stitting still
Like the cherry about die
Was that you..... or my pie
Sweet sorrow - I baked my pie
Sweet sorrow - I baked my pie
Do you need me
Like I like you
Or are you stranded Phil
Beneath my home-made pie
Or are your stitting still
Like the cherry about die
Was that you..... or my pie
Tryin' to get out, but you have a losing fear
Because of me
There's a cherry on the left and
There's a crust to the your right
You can't believe
You aren't in sight
CHORUS
Do you need me
Like I like you
Or are you stranded Phil
Beneath my home-made pie
Or are your stitting still
Like the cherry about die
Was that you..... or my pie
Your mothers on the stool
Boys like souped-up fools
On this hot winter night
Between run and fight
Is my eyes all right
And a pie with might
I pick up the pie
Feel like your gonna drown in my watery pie
Feel watery now
Feel watery now
Do you need me
Like I like you
Or are you stranded Phil
Beneath my home-made pie
Or are your stitting still
Like the cherry about die
Was that you..... or my pie
Sweet sorrow - I baked my pie
Sweet sorrow - I baked my pie
Do you need me
Like I like you
Or are you stranded Phil
Beneath my home-made pie
Or are your stitting still
Like the cherry about die
Was that you..... or my pie
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