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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with S, Page 5

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Smoke On The Water Deep Purple Fire Station Anna Buehnenheim
Smoke on the Water Deep Purple Cuyahoga County River Clean-up Agency Paul Warren
Smoke Two Joints Bob Marley Drug Rehab Clinic jammy
Smoke Two Joints Sublime Rehab center Rip
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) Tex Williams and His Western Caravan 1-800-QUIT-NOW Kerry
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) Tex Williams Anti-tobacco campaign Kerry
Smokin' Boston Boston Police During A Red Sox Celebration hardrock
Smokin' In The Boys Room Brownsville Station Youth Smoking Prevention Hotline Fbug
Smokin' In The Boys Room Brownsville Station School oldrock
Smokin' In The Boys Room Motley Crue American Lung Association Indomitus
Smoky Mountain Rain Ronnie Milsap Great Smoky Mountains National Park Mike
Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson Police Rynn
Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson Police Station Crys
Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch meQal
Smothered Hope Skinny Puppy Suicide Hotline 542354
Snake Eyes Alan Parsons Project Gamblers' Helpline Stephen H
Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) Cobra Starship Any Major City Airport BulldozerBegins
Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron Royal Guardsmen Red Baron Pizza Jeffrey Hope
Snow White Suicide Entwine Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
So Natural  Lisa Stansfield  Plastic Surgeon's Office  A-Lean
So Cold Breaking Benjamin Morgue erica
So Cold Breaking Benjamine Morgue Candice
So Easy RoykSopp Prostitute Phoneline Gar
So Far Away Dire Straights Any company that puts you on hold. lightninboy
So Far Away Staind Local Tourist Center Alien freak
So Far Under Alice in Chains OceanGate Jay
So How Come Nobody Loves Me? The Everly Brothers Dating Service Marian
So How Come Nobody Loves Me?  The Everly Brothers Donald Trump's Answering Machine SPANK THAT DONNIE DOUCHEBAG!
So Lonely The Police Dating Service Amy
So Lonely The Police Dating Service Amy
So Long Suicde Duran Duran Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
So Sick Ne-Yo Doctor's Office Calop
So What Pink Marriage Break-up Dongquan
So What? Metallica Preschool Asuyuka
So Why So Sad Manic Street Preachers Depression Helpline anon
So Yesterday Hillary Duff Antique Store The_Raven7
Soak Up The Sun Sheryl Crow Suntan Lotion laura
Soak Up The Sun Sheryl Crow Albino Support Group phishphan
Soap Bar Goldie Lookin' Chain Drug Helpline ash
Sober Kelly Clarkson Alcohol Rehab thelastaurora
Sober Tool Bar me
Sober Pink A new Beer Charles Mann
Sober Tool Alcoholics Anonymous amanda
Society  Pennywise United Nations meggo
Solid Ashford + Simpson Viagra Manufacturers Mr Povey
Solitaire Neil Sedaka, The Carpenters, Clay Aiken Depression Clinic Genevieve
Solitary Man Neil Diamond Dating Agency FussBudgetVanPelt
Some Broken Hearts Never Mend Don Williams Cardiology Clinic hec
Some Kind of Zombie Audio Adrenaline Funeral Home Or Cemetary Admiral Memo
Some Like It Hot Power Station Anywhere in Phoenix, Arizona Andrew
Some Like It Hot The Power Station A Ski Resort Ed
Some Postman The Presidents US Postal Service yoyo ma
Some Things Never Change Devo Progressive activist groups BH
Somebody Got Murdered The Clash Police  Anthony
Somebody Put Something In My Drink The Ramones Paranoid/ Schizophrenia Helpline Charles
Somebody Save Me Cinderella Anxiety and Depression Association of America Kerry
Somebody That I Used To Know Gotye Classmates.com Customer Support Dennis Pickle
Somebody To Love Jefferson Airplane Prostitution Hotline Mads
Somebody To Love Queen dating service T. Marie T....lots of AKA's
Somebody Touched Me Buddy Knox Rape/Molestation Victim Helpline Diddims
Somebody's Trying To Kill Me Huntingtons Paranoid Schizophrenics' Helpline Idont Havaname
Somebody's Watching Toby Mac Conspiracy Theory Group Chris
Somebody's Watching Me Rockwell Erin Andrews' Answering Machine Tarzan
Somebody's Watching Me Beatfreaks Paranoid personality disorder helpline Indra.v
Somebody's Watching Me Rockwell CIA or FBI Purplechick
Somebody's Watching Me Rockwell FBI, CIA or NSA Ego
Somebody's Watching Me Rockwell Stalker Report Hotline Guise
Somebody's Watching Me Rockwell FBI GB
Somebody's Watching Me Rockwell Ghost Sightings Hotline stargazer
Somebody's Watching Me Rockwell Psychiatric Hospital Anna Buehnenheim
Somebody's Watching Me Rockwell Neighborhood Watch Program lebeiw15
Somebody's Watching You Little Sister John Ashcroft's Office Urban Peace Artist (aka CoolBluElectric)
Someday Nickelback Missing People Hot Line Worawat
Someday Nickelback Virtually Any Company That Puts You On Hold jackblack
Someday Nickelback Marriage Counseling me
Someday (I'm coming back) Lisa Stansfield Missing Persons Hotline A-lean
Someday Soon Great Big Sea Voter Registration Hotline tckma
Someday We'll Know The New Radicals Psychic Hotline Ed
Someone Else Before Hawk Nelson Marriage/relationship counseling Emi
Someone's Looking At You Boomtown Rats Councelors Jon Wisbey
Somethin' Stupid Frank And Nancy Sinatra MENSA KooKooDee
Something In The Way Nirvana Homeless Shelter Eric Thomas
Something In The Way Nirvana Traffic jam report line Ocean-Sirius
Something To Sleep To Michelle Branch Insomniacs Clinic Andi
Something To Talk About Bonnie Raitt Gossips Anonymous Tatiana
Something's Wrong K's Choice 911 Emergency Mercy
Sometimes Wanna Die Joydrop Suicide Helpline Shan Z
Somewhere I Belong Linkin Park Alcoholics Anonymous Akracker
Somewhere I Belong Linkin Park Nut House Grrrrrace
Somewhere I Belong Linkin Park Jail Static
Somewhere Overweight People Allan Sherman Weight Watchers Edward
Somewhere They Can't Find Me Simon and Garfunkel Police Tip-line S&G fan
Son Of A Preacher Man Dusty Springfield Protestant church oldsongs
Son of a Preacher Man Dusty Springfield Freedom from Religion Foundation Mitzi Mozzarella
The Son Of A Preacher Man Dusty Springfield Islamic Marriage Counselor SisterGirl
Son Of A Preacher Man Dusty Springfield Catholic Priest Monica
Son Of Man Phil Collins Sex Change Clinic Rosie
Song For The Deaf Queens Of The Stone Age Hearing Aid Company erm, me?
Song For The Dumped Ben Folds Divorce Lawyer Hannah
Song For The Lonely Cher Divorce Court Diddims

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