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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> H, Page 4
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with H, Page 4
Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Hip To Be Square | Huey Lewis and The News | Circle City Pizza | softrock | |||
| Hip To Be Square | Huey Lewis and The News | Mr. Blackwell's Office | softrock | |||
| Hip To Be Square | Huey Lewis and The News | High School Student's cellphone | softrock | |||
| History Repeating | Shirley Bassey | Historical Society | KooKooDee | |||
| Hit 'Em Up | 2Pac | Domestic Violence Hotline | BobyBird 7:18 | |||
| Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops) | Blu Cantrell | Bank Of America/Marriage Counseling | ME | |||
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | Dick Cheney's Office | Kathy | |||
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | Domestic Violence Hotline | Sarah | |||
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benetar | Rifle Range | Jorgandr | |||
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | Spousal Abuse/Child Abuse Hotline | sherock | |||
| Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick | Ian Dury | Sex Toy Shop | Steve | |||
| Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick | Ian Dury | Sex Toy Shop | Steve | |||
| Hit That | The Offspring | Sex Addict Hotline | Katie | |||
| Hit That | The Offspring | Abuse Hotline | knelly | |||
| Hit That | The Offspring | Hookers-4-rent | Orange Dragon | |||
| Hit The Floor | Linkin Park | Parachute team/Airplane pilot team | Nightshadowliver | |||
| Hit The Floor | Linkin Park | National Bungee Jumping Assocation | vaporxx | |||
| Hit The Floor | Linkin Park | Military | reteshcekim | |||
| Hit The Floor | Linkin Park | 24 Hour Seizure Clinic | Derek G. | |||
| Hit The Lights | Metallica | Electrician Service Hotline | Glenn Rousseau | |||
| Hitchin' A Ride | Green Day | Taxi Company | Saint Jimmy | |||
| The Hives - Declare Guerre Nucleaire | The Hives | George W. Bush | Cooper Stimson | |||
| The Hockey Song | Stompin' Tom Connors | NBA | G_RandomPerson | |||
| Hold Me Now | Thompson Twins | Any Company That Puts You On Hold | Judithann | |||
| Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me | U2 | Dating Service. | VJMorales | |||
| Hold On | Wilson Phillips | Intensive Care Unit | Margie | |||
| Hold On | Good Charlotte | Operator Assistance | justme | |||
| Hold On | Good Charlotte | Suicide Hotline | Zoe | |||
| Hold On | B*Witched | A Dating Service Or Something Similar | Mel Kleindienst | |||
| Hold On | Wilson Phillips | Urologist/ Proctologist Office | MOR | |||
| Hold On | Kansas | Suicide Hotline | Keymaster | |||
| Hold On | Wilson Philips | Critical Injury Wing of Hospital | Mike Armstrong | |||
| Hold On I'm Coming | Sam & Dave | Sexual Dysfunction Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Hold The Line | Toto | Any company | V | |||
| Hold the Line | Toto | Tech Support Hotline | OnHold1043 | |||
| Hold The Line | Toto | Any On-hold Music | Kerianne | |||
| Hold The Line | Toto | Any company that puts you on hold | Dennis | |||
| Hold Your Head Up | Argent | Spinal Injuries Ward | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Holding Back The Years | Simply Red | Council On Aging | Martha Irvin | |||
| Holding Out For A Hero | Bonnie Tyler | Any Feminist Group | MassCountryFan | |||
| Hole In My Head | Dixie Chicks | Suicide Hotline | BrLeUdE | |||
| Holidae In | Chingy | Holiday Inn | me | |||
| Holidae In | Chingy/Luducris/Snoop Dogg | Silvan Learning Center | Jibbaw55x3 | |||
| Holidae Inn | Chingy | Holiday Inn | The_Raven7 | |||
| Holiday | Madonna | Travel Agent | ClarinetMad | |||
| Holiday In Cambodia | Dead Kennedys | Cambodian Tourism Agency | Greg | |||
| Holidays In The Sun | Sex Pistols | Travel Agency | jess | |||
| Holier Than Thou | Metallica | The Vatican | Peter | |||
| Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani | Tourette's Helpline | Steve | |||
| Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani | Escort Services | Tati A | |||
| Holly ( Would You Turn Me On? ) | All Time Low | Hollywood Studios | Anonymous | |||
| Holocaust | Savatage | Jewish-American Society | Chandi | |||
| Holy Wars... The Punishment Due | Megadeth | Churchs, Synagogues, Mosques | bob | |||
| Home | Three Days Grace | Real Estate | BreakingBenAlways | |||
| Home | Three Days Grace | Marriage Counseling | Geo P. | |||
| Home Is Where You Hang Yourself | Every Time I Die | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Home Sweet Home | Motley Crue | Funerary Home | Scandia | |||
| Homecoming | Green Day | Missing Persons Hotline | adsd | |||
| Homecoming Part lll- Nobody Likes You | Green Day | Suicide/ Depression Hotlines | Dan Bourdon | |||
| The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun | Julie Brown | High School | XRaySpecks | |||
| Homemade Love | Journey | Sexual Abuse Hotline/Child Abuse Hotline | Aireira | |||
| Homesick | The Vines | Summer Camp | Spongy | |||
| Homies | Insane Clown Posse | Family Counseling | Kerry | |||
| Homies | Insane Clown Posse | RentAFriend.com | Kerry | |||
| Homo-Sapien | Pete Shelley | Kevin Spacey's answering machine | Lance Crackers | |||
| Homo-Sapien | Pete Shelley | Jim Parsons' or Ellen DeGeneres' answering machine | Brit Boxx | |||
| Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | Bereavement Counselling Service | ClarinetMad | |||
| Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough... | My Chemical Romance | Jenny Craig | SikkiNixx58 | |||
| Honeymoon Is Over | The Cruel Sea | Marriage Counselor | Xyzyx | |||
| Hong Kong Garden | Siouxsie and the Banshees | Any Chinese Tourist Agency | Steve | |||
| Hooch | Everything | Alcoholics Anonymous | Jenson | |||
| Hooker With A Penis | Tool | Escort Agency | captain mot the pirate | |||
| Hooky | Puddle Of Mudd | School | Thaddeus Gammelthorpe | |||
| Hopelessly Addicted | The Corrs | Drug helpline | Alice | |||
| Hopelessly Devoted To You | Olivia Newton John | Helpline For Stalking Victims | Rosie | |||
| Hopelessly Devoted To You | Olivia Newton-John | Marriage Counselling Service | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Horny | Mousse T. vs. Hot N' Juicy | Sex Addicts Hotline | Drewzi | |||
| Horror Hotel | Misfits | Any Hotel | Capital umm...B YAH! B! | |||
| Horror Movie | Skyhooks | Children's Television Network | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| A Horse With No Name | America | Animal Welfare Society | Susanna Viljanen | |||
| Hot Blooded | Foreigner | Air Conditioning Repair | Joz | |||
| Hot Child In the City | Nick Gilder | NAMBLA | Drewzi | |||
| Hot Child In The City | Nick Gilder | Parent of Runaways Support Line | Tatiana | |||
| Hot Dog | Limp Bizkit | Celibacy Organization | The man | |||
| Hot for Teacher | Van Halen | School | Joe | |||
| Hot for Teacher | Van Halen | Mary Kay LeTourneau's Answering Machine | purplechick | |||
| Hot For Teacher | Van Halen | School/College/University | Alyssa | |||
| Hot For Teacher | Van Halen | School | Jaybird | |||
| Hot Hot Hot | The Cure | Fire Department | loser | |||
| Hot In Here | Nelly | Air Conditioner Service | Chris | |||
| Hot In Here | Nelly | Sauna | Jafar | |||
| Hot In Here | Nelly | Fire Department | Death_Zero | |||
| Hot In Herre | Nelly | Michael Jackson's Answering Machine | Paul Warren | |||
| Hot In Herre | Nelly | Air Conditioning | Hannah | |||
| Hot In Herre | Nelly | Antartica Expedetions Inc. | Monarch | |||
| Hot In Herre | Nelly | Air Conditioning | Brooke | |||
| Hot Like Fire | Aaliyah | Burn Victims Helpline | moose | |||
| Hot Limit | John Desire | Thermometers | Anonymous | |||
| Hot Rod Lincoln | Commander Cody and the Lost Airmen | General Motors | Big Mark | |||
| Hot Rod Lincoln | Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen | Police (especially true of longer version) | Jeffrey Hope |
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