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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Standing Outside the Fire" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is not trying, it's merely surviving
You're standing outside the fire
Original Lyrics:
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire
"Who Are You?" by The Who
Misheard Lyrics:
Roo, Roy
Roo, roo, roo, roo.
Original Lyrics:
Who are you
Who, who, who, who?
"If Tomorrow Never Comes" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the love that I gave her in the pants
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
Original Lyrics:
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
"High On A Mountain Top" by Marty Stuart
Misheard Lyrics:
As I listen to the breeze, West Virginia through the trees
Original Lyrics:
As I listen to the breeze, whisper gently through the trees
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't smell my farts,
My egg and bacon farts,
I just don't think you'll understand
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
My Achy breaky heart,
I just dont think he'll understand..
"Iko, Iko" by Aaron Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
My grandma and your grandma
Sittin by the fire
My grandma said to your grandma
I'm gonna set your hair on fire
Original Lyrics:
My grandma and your grandma
are sitting by the fire
My grandma says to your grandma
'I'm gonna set your flag on fire'.
"Our Song" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
adhesive, our song is the slammin scream floor
Original Lyrics:
and he says... Our song is the slamming screen door
"Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Baal, fire up!
or
Bale! Fire up!
Original Lyrics:
Elvira
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you paint me a burning hand?
Original Lyrics:
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
"Luchenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is a guitar to tune and firm feeling woman.
Original Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feeling woman.
"He'll Have to Go" by Jim Reeves
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your sweet lips a little closer to the foam.
Original Lyrics:
Put your sweet lips closer to the phone
"Don't You Know You're Beautiful" by Kellie Pickler
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give up now, clear the pool.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know you're beautiful?
"That's the Way" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
You've gotta wend where the wind blows
Original Lyrics:
You gotta bend when the wind blows
"Love Gets Me Everytime" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Calvin Dunnan
Original Lyrics:
Gone and done it
"Back When" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a laptop for strumming
Original Lyrics:
Give me a flat top for strumming
"Love Is A Beautiful Thing" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw the rice in the air, let the church bells ring,
Tie the kids to the back of that limousine.
Original Lyrics:
Throw the rice in the air, let the church bells ring,
Tie the cans to the back of that limousine.
"The Race Is On" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another save.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake.
"Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on toast 'n tang
Original Lyrics:
Living on Tulsa time
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Chubby ole' ground hog Broken bull frog
Original Lyrics:
Chubby ole' ground hog Croakin' bull frog
"Happy Birthday, Dear Heartache" by Barbara Mandrell
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy birthday, dear Harvey
Original Lyrics:
Happy birthday, dear heartache

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