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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"I'm a Survivor" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
and the heart of a tiger
Original Lyrics:
And the heart of a fighter.
"Good Directions" by Billy Currington
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank god for good erections, turning green.
Original Lyrics:
Thank god for good directions....and turnip greens.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's probably getting sexy
Original Lyrics:
And she's probably getting frisky.
"Polarize" by Twenty One Pilots
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me pull her eyes, help me pull her eyes, help me out
Original Lyrics:
Help me polarize, help me polarize, help me out
"Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
Get some quarters after lunch
Original Lyrics:
It's a quarter after one
"There Goes My Life" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand apples later.
Original Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand diapers later
"Makin' Up for Lost Time" by Crystal Gayle and Gary Morris
Misheard Lyrics:
When we're Mickey love
Original Lyrics:
When we're making love
"You're My Better Half" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
You pull me gross and you hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
You pull me close and you hold me tight
"The Yodeler" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
When he met with an avalanche interrupting his pride
Original Lyrics:
When he met with an avalanche interrupting his cry
"The Yodeler" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Once an ostrich went yodeling
Original Lyrics:
Once an Austrian went yodeling
"You're Gonna Miss This" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Having going by so fine
Original Lyrics:
Having going by so fast
"One More Day" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't ask for mommy
Original Lyrics:
I didn't ask for money
"Walking in Memphis" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Touchdown in the land of the Delta Blues
Original Lyrics:
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
"Unusually Unusual" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
And I knew the chutes
Original Lyrics:
And I knew the shoes
"The Little Birch Tree" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
With the fruits I'll play my but I like ya
Original Lyrics:
With the flutes I'll play my balalaika
"Fishin' In The Dark" by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me going poopin' in the dark, wipin' our bums with scraps of bark.
Original Lyrics:
You and me going fishin' in the dark
Lyin' on our backs and countin' the stars.
"The Rodeo Song" by Garry Lee And The Showdown
Misheard Lyrics:
Alabama left, Alabama right
Original Lyrics:
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"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
No I ain't shucked a corn since I don't know when
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when.
"Bless the Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken balls
That led me straight to you
Original Lyrics:
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you
"Home on the Range" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play
Original Lyrics:
Where the deer and the antelope play

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