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Throw the rice in the air, let the church bells ring,
Tie the kids to the back of that limousine.
Throw the rice in the air, let the church bells ring,
Tie the cans to the back of that limousine.
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another save.
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake.
Livin' on toast 'n tang
Living on Tulsa time
Chubby ole' ground hog Broken bull frog
Chubby ole' ground hog Croakin' bull frog
Happy birthday, dear Harvey
Happy birthday, dear heartache
I never heard a howl sound so loud with memories
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
When you sing Tim McGraw
When you think Tim McGraw
Oh yeah, I woke this morning an' the gerbil a' miss
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
Oh, yeah I woke up this mornning in a terrible miss
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
I wore goggles when you are not there
My world crumbles when you are not here
Editor's note: Please do not type quotation marks around the lyrics.
I went 3.7 seconds
on bull named Blue Man's Shoe
I went 3.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
With a broken wing, she can't raise her jeans.
With a broken wing, she carries her dreams.
Since the day i left Milwaukee Linchford, bored of friends
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
The sweetest pig that ever grew on the vine.
The sweetest grape that ever grew on the vine.
Her Daddy, Robert and her Mama, Roo,
They had a daughter that they barbecued.
Her Daddy, Robert and her Mama, Ruth,
They had a daughter they named Bobbie Sue.
I understand she won your heart, Stoned your love, threw us apart.
I understand she won your heart, Stole your love, drew us apart.
Jack Yesser knows.
Check yes or no.
Not a lot of muscle care at all
True to a promise like you write in stone
Not a lot of fuss and carrying on
True to a promise I can ride in a storm
Till you met with your pimp,
Changin' moods now and then
Till you moved with your pen,
Changin' moods now and then
We had a Cake in the Closet, Pizza on the floor.
We had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
Less Kid, Less Kid, Less Kid, Less Kid Rock
Let's get , lets get, lets get, lets get rocked
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