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Whiz Kids, Whiz Kids
This kiss, this kiss
Summer's in a rush
Slow and steady rush
Sing with now
Sing with me
I’ll be f***in' at the county fair
I’ll be buckin' at the county fair
I'm here big fat daddy
She's my little Miss Donkey Kong
I'm her big cat daddy
She's my little Miss Honky Tonk.
The nights are getting colder in Cherokee County
There's a blue marlin, passin' through.
The nights are getting colder in Cherokee County
There's a blue norther, passin' through.
And she kicked her head
And she kissed her head
And she's probably getting THIRSTY
And she's probably getting frisky
Stranger came and called the cops
Stranger came and pulled a gun
A housie on a neighborhood
Where you can ride your new bike to school
A catwalk where Mom & Dad
Still believe The Golden Rule
A house, a yard, a neighborhood
Where you can ride your new bike to school
A kind of world where Mom & Dad
Still believe The Golden Rule
Fifteen more is the fear of meals
Dinty Moore is the Beer of Meals
Tut, tut, tut, tut, come on!
K-k-k-k-k-karma
And he don't go
And he don't know
I took another Shirley Temple, they're incredible, love!
I took an arbitrary gamble that required more luck
A Shirley Temple is a non-alcoholic drink primarily made with ginger ale and grenadine. Note for editor: This song came out in 2020, but there is not yet a 2020s decade option for songs.
I've switched to ginger, different beers, and now I'm back on rum
I’ve switched to gin, tried different beers, and now I'm back on rum
Note for the editor: This song was released in 2020; however, there is currently no 2020s decade option yet
Come on-a here, you and a bear.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
I'm a schoolyard boy
I'm a good ol' boy
Like a shot to my heart
Like a shock to my heart
Why do we have to hurt one tool or another?
Why do we have to hurt one to love another?
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