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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Love Is A Beautiful Thing" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw the rice in the air, let the church bells ring,
Tie the kids to the back of that limousine.
Original Lyrics:
Throw the rice in the air, let the church bells ring,
Tie the cans to the back of that limousine.
"The Race Is On" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another save.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake.
"Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on toast 'n tang
Original Lyrics:
Living on Tulsa time
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Chubby ole' ground hog Broken bull frog
Original Lyrics:
Chubby ole' ground hog Croakin' bull frog
"Happy Birthday, Dear Heartache" by Barbara Mandrell
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy birthday, dear Harvey
Original Lyrics:
Happy birthday, dear heartache
"Lonely & Gone" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I never heard a howl sound so loud with memories
Original Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
"Tim McGraw" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
When you sing Tim McGraw
Original Lyrics:
When you think Tim McGraw
"Chance of a Lifetime" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, I woke this morning an' the gerbil a' miss
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yeah I woke up this mornning in a terrible miss
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
"I Try" by Macy Gray
Misheard Lyrics:
I wore goggles when you are not there
Original Lyrics:
My world crumbles when you are not here
Editor's note: Please do not type quotation marks around the lyrics.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'" by Tim Mcgraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 3.7 seconds
on bull named Blue Man's Shoe
Original Lyrics:
I went 3.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"A Broken Wing" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
With a broken wing, she can't raise her jeans.
Original Lyrics:
With a broken wing, she carries her dreams.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Since the day i left Milwaukee Linchford, bored of friends
Original Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
"Bobbie Sue" by The Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
The sweetest pig that ever grew on the vine.
Original Lyrics:
The sweetest grape that ever grew on the vine.
"Bobbie Sue" by The Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Her Daddy, Robert and her Mama, Roo,
They had a daughter that they barbecued.
Original Lyrics:
Her Daddy, Robert and her Mama, Ruth,
They had a daughter they named Bobbie Sue.
"Yes I Understand" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
I understand she won your heart, Stoned your love, threw us apart.
Original Lyrics:
I understand she won your heart, Stole your love, drew us apart.
"Check Yes Or No" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Yesser knows.
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.
"Take It Like A Man" by Michelle Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a lot of muscle care at all
True to a promise like you write in stone
Original Lyrics:
Not a lot of fuss and carrying on
True to a promise I can ride in a storm
"You Decorated My Life" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
Till you met with your pimp,
Changin' moods now and then
Original Lyrics:
Till you moved with your pen,
Changin' moods now and then
"Keg In The Closet" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a Cake in the Closet, Pizza on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
We had a keg in the closet
Pizza on the floor.
"Let's Get Rocked" by Def Leppard
Misheard Lyrics:
Less Kid, Less Kid, Less Kid, Less Kid Rock
Original Lyrics:
Let's get , lets get, lets get, lets get rocked

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