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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Thinkin' Problem" by David Ball
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a thtinkin' problem.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a thinkin' problem.
"Nobody Wins" by Radney Foster
Misheard Lyrics:
When we light that same old fuse you did it again
Original Lyrics:
When we light that same old fuse again and again
"Paint Me A Birmingham" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
In her cotton dress making hurricanes
Original Lyrics:
In her cotton dress, back in early spring
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hope that Oprah doesn't sing this song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Kiss This" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't mean on my grocery list.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips.
"Shiftwork" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
A big ol' pile of s***...work
Original Lyrics:
A big ol' pile of shiftwork
"It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah I think I'll make me some brown haired shoes
Feeling pretty good and that's the truth.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah I think I'll make me some homemade soup
Feeling pretty good and that's the truth.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every--oh! Folks, sing this song!
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"All The Small Things" by Blink 182
Misheard Lyrics:
Come Mr. 18
Original Lyrics:
Commiserating
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind my J Pan Clan
Original Lyrics:
Behind my japan fan
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Opal Cefus song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop everyone
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry wine
"Our Song" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a one hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my haaaaaa
Original Lyrics:
He's got a one hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart
"Rocky Top" by Osborne Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Honky Tonk Fantasy
or
Honky Tonk, Tennessee
or
Honky Tonk, Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
Rocky Top, Tennessee
"I'll Make Your Bed" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll work for nothing and I'll make your bed.
Original Lyrics:
You'll want for nothing and I'll make your bed.
"I'm A Survivor" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
My Ritz are planted in my mass
Original Lyrics:
My roots are planted in the past.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about a bee in a woman
Is an arrogany to have a little fun.
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Real Live Woman" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
I work nine to five and I can't relate
To millionaires who somehow fake
A smile upon their fortune-laden
Coming lives of decadence
Original Lyrics:
I work nine to five and I can't relate
To millionaires who somehow fate
Has smiled upon and fortune made their
Common lives a better place to be
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma died of an achin' back
Original Lyrics:
Momma died and I ain't been back
"Goodbye, Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Earl walked right thru like a staining motor
Original Lyrics:
Earl walked right thru that restraining order

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