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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> H, Page 3
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with H, Page 3
Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Helena | My Chemical Romance | Helena, Montana Chamber of Commerce | goth | |||
| Helena | My Chemical Romance | Helena Bonham Carter's answering machine | goth | |||
| Hell Awaits | Venom | TV Evangelist Donation Hotline | Patrice | |||
| Hell Awaits | Slayer | Funeral Organiser | Richard | |||
| Hell Is For Children | Pat Benetar | Nickelodeon | Josh | |||
| Hell Is For Children | Pat Benetar | Sunday School | kookoodee | |||
| The Hell Song | Sum 41 | Church | Badger Knight | |||
| The Hell Song | Sum 41 | Funeral Home | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Hell's Bells | AC/DC | Catholic Church | Scandia | |||
| Hello | Lionel Richie | Missing Person's Clinic | Hayley | |||
| Hello Again | Neil Diamond | Telephone Harrassment Report Line | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| Hello From Venus | Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies | Test Signal From Mars Probe | Indomitus | |||
| Hello Mr. Heartache | Dixie Chicks | Heart & Stroke Foundation | Lindz | |||
| Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | Summer Camp | Fbug | |||
| Hello, Goodbye | The Beatles | Short Term Memory Loss Help Group | Death_Zero | |||
| Hello, I Love You | The Doors | Stalking victims helpline | Diddims | |||
| Hello, I Love You | The Doors | Sex Hotline | Wood | |||
| Help | Beatles | Dell Tech Support | Colorado Kid | |||
| Help | Beatles | 911 | bridget | |||
| Help Me | Nick Carter | National Organization of Women | Jen | |||
| Help Me | Nick Carter | West Hills Mental Hospital | nickcarterfan4eva | |||
| Help Me Make It Through the Night | Sammi Smith | Intensive Care Unit | KooKooDee | |||
| Help Me Understand | Trace Adkins | Marriage Counselor | Ryan Harder | |||
| Help Me, I'm Hungry | Nirvana | Soup Kitchen | GVOLTT | |||
| Help! | The Beatles | Police Department | Steph | |||
| Help! | The Beatles | America Online Tech Support | The_Raven7 | |||
| Help! | The Beatles | Fire or police department, EMS | nightrain express | |||
| Help! | The Beatles | Red Cross/CPR Training | Junior | |||
| Help! | The Beatles | Police department/ 911 | Diddims | |||
| Help! | The Beatles | 911 | Death_Zero | |||
| Here At The Western World | Steely Dan | Iraqi Government | Mike Spessard | |||
| Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again | Fortunes | Weather Bureau | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Here Comes The Flood | Peter Gabriel | BBC Weather Centre | pickle | |||
| Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles | National Weather Service | pimrizr | |||
| Here I Am In Dallas | Faron Young | John F. Kennedy Presidential Library | Lori Sifferan | |||
| Here I Am In Dallas | Faron Young | John F. Kennedy Presidential Library | Lori Sifferan | |||
| Here I Am Lord | Hymns | National Atheists Association | Tatiana | |||
| Here Is Something You Can't Understand | Cypress Hill | Pop Music Hotline | ficticious | |||
| Here To Stay | Korn | Prison | Nightshadowliver | |||
| Here To Stay | KoRn | Travel Agency | paget | |||
| Here We Go Again | Paramore | Deja Vu Clinic | Anonymous | |||
| Here With Me | MxPx | Stalker Report Hotline | retsehcekim | |||
| Here With Me | Dido | Stalker Hotline | ? | |||
| Here Without You | 3 Doors Down | Missing Child Hotline | Felicia | |||
| Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) | Travis Tritt | Phone Company | Dennis Pickle | |||
| Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) | Travis Tritt | Callback number for a political robocaller | Kerry | |||
| Here's The Mail | Blue's Clues | United States Postal Service | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Here's To Life | Streetlight Manifesto | Suicide Hotline | Sean Z. | |||
| Here's To The Winners | Frank Sinatra | Dick Simon Racing HQ | old | |||
| Here,There and Everywhere | Paul McCartney | Pentegon Strategic Targets Commitee | Kevin Breslin | |||
| Heresy | Nine Inch Nails | Any Religious Organization | Dysfunctional | |||
| The Heretic Anthem | Slipknot | Any Church | da | |||
| Hero Of The Day | Metallica | Wounded Warrior Project | Rock Maninoff | |||
| Heroes | David Bowie | Subway Sandwiches | Greg Boize | |||
| Heroin | Velvet Underground | Narcotic;s Anonymous | Princess | |||
| Heroin | Billy Idol | Drug Help Line | tiffani | |||
| Heroin | Vidoll | Drug Addict Helpline | Anne | |||
| Hey Baby | No Doubt | Abortion Clinic | Smiley face | |||
| Hey Big Spender | Shirley Bassey | Gambling Addiction Helpline | loonytune | |||
| Hey Jude | The Beatles | Some Therapist That Works With Children Who Have Family Issues | Sponge Beatle | |||
| Hey Lord, Don't Ask Me Questions | Graham Parker | Church | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Hey Man Nice Shot | Filter | Homicide hotline | Daniel L | |||
| Hey Man, Nice Shot | Filter | Budd Dwyer's Widow | Billdo | |||
| Hey Man, Nice Shot | Filter | Lee Harvey Oswald's House | BadKarma Chameleon | |||
| Hey Man, Nice Shot | Filter | Mafia | Mazotti | |||
| Hey Man, Nice Shot | Filter | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Mazotti | |||
| Hey Pretty | Poe | NFL | one | |||
| Hey, Big Spender | Sweet Charity Musical | Bankruptcy Office | Megan | |||
| Hey, Paula | Paul & Paula | Bill Clinton's Office | Glenn | |||
| Hideaway | Mike Rutherford | Theresa May's answering machi | pickle | |||
| High | Jimmie's Chicken Shack | Drug Rehab | anon | |||
| High | Lighthouse Family | Drug Rehab Center | Anon | |||
| High | Jimmie's Chicken Shack | Narcotics Anonymous | anon | |||
| High All The Time | 50 Cent | Marijuana Anonymous | Frank | |||
| High and Dry | Radiohead | Flood Helpline | OFFENDED BRIT | |||
| High Cost Of Low Living | The Allman Brothers Band | Housing Projects Main Office | Matt Swanton | |||
| High Hopes | Pink Floyd | Depression Helpline | carly_carlz | |||
| High On You | Survivor | Drug Addiction Hotline | Ed | |||
| High School Football Hero | AFI | NFL | moshit | |||
| High School Never Ends | Bowling for Soup | Any high school | Insertnamehere | |||
| High Times | Jamiroquai | Narcotics Anonymous | Marv | |||
| High Voltage | AC/DC | Power Company | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Higher | Creed | Drug Help Hotline | Shawn Hillyer | |||
| Highway Star | Mormon Tabernacle Choir | Rock Concert Warmup, Inc. | jgar the jorrible | |||
| Highway Star | Deep Purple | Neal Morse's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC/DC | GOP Headquarters | Fbug | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC/DC | Funeral/Cremation Parlor | Alyssa | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC/DC | Department Of Transportation | Kitty | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC/DC | Church Of Satan | Tessa | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC DC | Church Office | goosebumpsadair | |||
| Highway to Hell | AC/DC | California Highway Patrol | weathergirl123 | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC/DC | Funeral home/Morgue/Any kind of religious temple | ^v^ ^v^ RAAAAWWWR! ^v^ ^v^ | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC/DC | Church Office | DUDE2422 | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC/DC | Car Accident Insurance | markh110 | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC/DC | Jail, Funeral Home, Suicide Hotline | Shake Zula | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC/DC | Funeral Parlour | Phil Smith aka 007.5 | |||
| Highway To Hell | AC/DC | The Pope's Residence | The incredible myself | |||
| Highway To Hell. | AC/DC | Church confession line | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| Highwire | The Rolling Stones | The White House | stoned | |||
| Hign N' Dry (Saturday Night) | Def Leppard | Alcoholic Rehab Facilities | MikeRa |
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