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Song Parodies ->Authors -> SamuraiMaster

I have gone by many names. I called myself SamuraiMaster a while back, like when I started playing StarCraft, and have stuck with it since then. Though over the years, my friends have given me many wonderful nicknames. Seattle, Toast, U-Haul, SM, Iron Cat, Metallix (self given stage name) and Sensei (given to me here actually). I call myself.....Travis. That's my name. Yeah.....

I drum. I'd love to learn to get good at acoustic or electric guitar, but I also think I'd be decent at grunge vocals, or plain vocals. Depends. I have to be in the zone. But yeah, my primary music talent is drumming, and it always has been since grade 4. Guess, that's cool.

I have many interests that have completely taken over my life, and sometimes that's a good, or a bad thing. Rock music and Metal music are my ways to go. I'll parody all genres, but won't listen to too much outside those two genres (Rap sucks). Another huge interest in me, that I share with a good friends of mine here, is Pokémon. And yeah, I spoof a lot of pokémon when I can. I'm a moderate gamer, I love StarCraft, and other sci-fi games. Sci-fi is also my way to go when it comes to movies.

As far as spoofing and parody writing is concerned, I'm actually kinda new at the game. I started here in 2009, and it's been a long hard ride. I've made plenty of good friends here (great friends like Old Man Ribber, DJ Blaze, Christie Marie M, and Andria), and believe I can safely say that this place is a wonderful community. I almost feel safe enough to call it a fourth or fifth home (I have too many homes). I hope to at least write up to one hundred spoofs while I'm here, and I've almost reached that goal! (Long hard ride folks)

But yeah, that's me. Thanks for dropping by, and reading any of my spoofs. Comments and ratings are appreciated.

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Mosh Pit No. 5 (A Little Bit of Metal)Mambo No. 5Lou Bega2009-09-03
We Are the Juiced (Sung by Barry Bonds and the Juicers)We Are the WorldUSA For Africa2009-09-06
I'm Not SantaI'm Not JesusApocalyptica2009-09-06
WarCraft StarRockstarNickelback2009-09-08
I'm On a Plane (Sung by Snakes)I'm On a BoatThe Lonely Island2009-09-16
Money (Sung by Seto Kaiba)MoneyPink Floyd2009-09-16
Hamburger II: The Burger KingMurmaider II: The Water GodDethklok2009-11-26
Happy ThanksgivingMerry ChristmasWesley Willis2009-11-29
Ball Cutter (The Neutering Song)Head CrusherMegadeth2009-11-29
Without Me (SamuraiMaster's Version)Without MeEminem2009-11-29
12 Days of 201212 Days of ChristmasHoliday Songs2009-11-29
Hit the Road, AshHit the Road, JackRay Charles2009-11-30
Oh Empire DayOh Christmas TreeHoliday Songs2009-11-30
DrunkBoulevard of Broken DreamsGreen Day2009-12-01
Solid SnakeT.N.T.AC/DC2009-12-02
Solid SnakeT.N.T.AC/DC2009-12-02
Write the ParodyRide the LightningMetallica2009-12-03
PokémonChocolate RainTay Zonday2009-12-03
The Ballad of Sam and FrodoThe Ballad of John and YokoThe Beattles2009-12-06
Welcome to the MatrixWelcome to the JungleGuns N' Roses2009-12-07
World TourAward TourA Tribe Called Quest2009-12-13
Nerds LifeBrain StewGreen Day2009-12-20
Remembering DimeAmerican PieDon McLean2009-12-31
Gas SellsPeace SellsMegadeth2010-01-07
The Crud That Should Not BeThe Thing That Should Not BeMetallica2010-01-10
SM's Best of '09Various SongsVarious Artists2010-01-11
Old Man RibberDimebagCross Canadian Ragweed2010-01-12
I'm a MetalheadI Love Rock N' RollJoan Jett2010-01-14
Who Shot Mr. Burns?American PieDon McLean2010-01-18
DJ BlazeBad LuckSocial Distortion2010-01-24
I Bet You This Song Won't Win Song of the MonthI Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the RadioMonty Python2010-01-25
We Are the Chapmions (Saints 2010)We Are the ChampionsQueen2010-02-07
Damn Itchy EyesBehind Blue EyesThe Who2010-05-02
PokémonPoker FaceLady Gaga2010-05-26
DJ Blaze/Bring the DJ HomeVera/Bring the Boys Back HomePink Floyd2010-09-16
Alex the SealOur Lips Are SealedThe Go-Go's2010-09-16
Zergling RusherPinball WizardWho2010-09-17
Devil Went and Fought ChristieThe Devil Went Down to GeorgiaCharlie Daniels Band2010-09-17
The Real BuzzThe Real MeWho2010-09-17
Peter Got Bit By a Mutant SpiderGrandma Got Run Over By a ReindeerElmo & Patsy2010-09-20
S.O.T.M.B.Y.O.B.System Of A Down2010-09-20
Brave Sir LancelotPiano ManBilly Joel2010-10-01
HaloThrillerMichael Jackson2010-10-04
Again (Team Rocket's Version)AgainAlice in Chains2010-10-07
They Stay AwayI Stay AwayAlice in Chains2010-10-07
Parody FiftyMy GenerationWho2010-10-08
The Cavity RemainsThe Memory RemainsMetallica2010-10-25
Spoofer (Tommy Turtle Tribute)RoosterAlice in Chains2010-10-27
Writing a BlogBreaking the LawJudas Priest2011-01-31
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Remastered)American PieDon McLean2011-02-04
DJ, Christie, and MeWillie, Waylon, and MeDavid Allan Coe2011-03-16
Osama's DeadWe Are the WorldUSA for Africa2011-05-02
Where Have All the Spoofers Gone?Where Have All the Flowers Gone?Traditional2011-05-05
Am-I-Right Ultimatum2112Rush2011-05-09
AndriaAmiePure Prairie League2011-05-09
Running to the BathroomRunning in the 90'sMax Coveri2011-05-09
The RideThe RideDavid Allan Coe2011-06-13
I'm Gonna Hurt Her On My Facebook PageI'm Gonna Hurt Her On the RadioKeith Whitley2011-06-13
Sink the BismarkNo More KingsSchoolhouse Rock2011-07-26
Reign in BloodRing of FireJohnny Cash2011-08-26
Caylee's GoneDelia's GoneJohnny Cash2011-08-29
Take This Site and Shove ItTake This Job and Shove ItDavid Allan Coe2011-08-31
[If Dave Mustaine Wrote] Wreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldShe-WolfMegadeth2011-08-31
Hundreds Are FreezingThousands Are SailingThe Pogues2011-09-01
Gonna Have A Time Out For Bad BehaviorNeed A Little Time Off For Bad BehaviorDavid Allan Coe2011-09-02
DJ, I'll See You 'Round SometimeCindy, I'll Marry You SometimeTraditional2011-09-05
AirfarcewonGirls On FilmDuran Duran2011-09-06
ChuckyGJesus ChristWesley Willis2011-09-06
Ain't No Song (That I Will Never Spoof)Ain't No Grave (Can Hold My Body Down)Johnny Cash2011-09-08
[World] Painted BloodPaint It BlackThe Rolling Stones2011-09-12
ChuckyG's Spoofing WebsiteHotel CaliforniaThe Eagles2011-09-12
Am-I-Right (Featuring Old Man Ribber, Airfarcewon, and John A. Barry)HighwaymanThe Highwaymen2011-09-12
Slopes of DoomHarvest MoonNeil Young2011-09-12
The RP That FailedThe God That FailedMetallica2011-09-12
Downtown DenverDiscipleSlayer2011-09-12
Christie Marie MFight 'Em 'Til You Can'tAnthrax2011-09-12
SM Meets DJ (Featuring DJ Blaze)Rebel Meets RebelRebel Meets Rebel2011-09-13
I'll Write a SpoofI'll Fly AwayTraditional2011-09-21
Kill that KunoichiGive My Love To RoseJohnny Cash2011-09-22
When I'm Twenty-OneWhen I'm Sixty-FourThe Beatles2011-09-22
Am-I-Right (Gotta Spoof 'Em All)Pokémon (Gotta Catch 'Em All)Pokemon2011-09-22
John A. Barry's SongMotorcycle SongArlo Guthrie2011-09-23
LaughHurtJohnny Cash2011-09-23
Found a Problem on Page, (404)In-A-Gadda-Da-ViddaIron Butterfly2011-09-26
Get to the Choppa!Run Through the JungleCreedence Clearwater Revival2011-09-26
Samurai's Death (Pt. 1)Suicide Note (Pt. 1)Pantera2011-09-26
Samurai's Death (Pt. 2)Suicide Note (Pt. 2)Pantera2011-09-26
Another Day at WalmartAnother Brick in the Wall Pt. 2Pink FLoyd2013-04-15
Shine On You Crazy DJShine On You Crazy DiamondPink Floyd2013-04-15