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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Hurt Her On My Facebook Page"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Hurt Her On the Radio"

Original Performer:

Keith Whitley

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Hurt Her On My Facebook Page"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Before anything, I'll go ahead and apologize to Chucky for my last parody I attempted to submit. My bad dude. Now on to the parody. The other day, I read an article how there was this couple at each others necks and they used Facebook to kinda blackmail each other in a way. The wife made a false account, and posed as a student, and the husband was talking with that account and was asking if the student knew any gangbangers to go kill his wife. Well he got arrested, but released, claiming he knew the account was fake. Well the story was weird enough and stupid enough for me to say, let's make a parody! So here's a parody not based off it, but similar enough. Enjoy.
I'm gonna hurt her on my Facebook page
Cause she locked my heart up in a cage
I'll gossip 'bout her the only way this age
I'm gonna hurt her on my Facebook page

Taken pictures of our time as friends
I'll watch them disappear around the bend
She'll rue the day she made my life this hell
Feels like I've fallen down a well

I'm gonna bash her on my Facebook page
Now let the drama come and take the stage
Babe, It's the only way to quell my rage
I'm gonna hurt her on my Facebook page

I'll tell my friends to go spam her yahoo mail
Take some photos that will make her wail
Just wait until she see's my new girlfriend
She beg for this nonsense to end

I'm gonna gut her on my Facebook page
Then hide behind the curtains of the stage
Still feels like I'm locked inside a cage
I'm gonna hurt her on my Facebook page

I'm gonna thrash her on my Facebook page
The best way to do it this day in age
The needle's rising on the anger gage
I'm gonna hurt her on my Facebook page

I'm gonna hurt her on my Facebook page
She'll be going back to minimum wage
You may think I have low mental age
I'm gonna hurt her on my Facebook page
Hey, it still beats MySpace...

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