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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of 2012"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Holiday Songs
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days of 2012"
Parody Written by:
SamuraiMaster
The Lyrics
The day is coming. A day I will sit on my roof and drink a fancy drink while smoking a fancy Cigar. I don't believe in the 2012 thing but because of the movie I had to parody it somehow.....and this is a perfect way to do it.
On the first day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
A day of hell for mankind
On the second day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Two tidal waves,
And a day of hell for mankind
On the third day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the fourth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the fifth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Five hours of peace....
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the sixth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace.....
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the seventh day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace........
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the eighth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Eight forest fires
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace...........
Four Falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the ninth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Nine supernovas
Eight forest fires
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace...................
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the tenth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Ten super-volcanoes
Nine supernovas
Eight forest fires
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace.........................
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the eleventh day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Eleven million dead
Ten super-volcanoes
Nine supernovas
Eight forest fires
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace....................................................
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the twelfth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Twelve plagues from God
Eleven million dead
Ten super-volcanoes
Nine supernovas
Eight forest fires
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five.....hours.....of peace...................................................................
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And one doomed planet that we live on.........
A day of hell for mankind
On the second day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Two tidal waves,
And a day of hell for mankind
On the third day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the fourth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the fifth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Five hours of peace....
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the sixth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace.....
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the seventh day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace........
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the eighth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Eight forest fires
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace...........
Four Falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the ninth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Nine supernovas
Eight forest fires
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace...................
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the tenth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Ten super-volcanoes
Nine supernovas
Eight forest fires
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace.........................
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the eleventh day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Eleven million dead
Ten super-volcanoes
Nine supernovas
Eight forest fires
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five hours of peace....................................................
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And a day of hell for mankind
On the twelfth day of 2012, Planet Earth threw at me;
Twelve plagues from God
Eleven million dead
Ten super-volcanoes
Nine supernovas
Eight forest fires
Seven bombs exploding
Six epidemics
Five.....hours.....of peace...................................................................
Four falling stars
Three earthquakes
Two tidal waves
And one doomed planet that we live on.........
Merry Apocalypse everyone.
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I'm going to keep praying and praying it doesn't come to this! I think it's kind of a reminder that we need to change our ways. I'm debating as to whether or not I'm going to write a parody on 2012.
Anybody want to buy my 2013 Calendar? ;D
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