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Song Parodies -> "Ball Cutter (The Neutering Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Head Crusher"

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Parody Song Title:

"Ball Cutter (The Neutering Song)"

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The Lyrics

Hey if you are disgusted easily this parody is not for you... Hey it was only a matter of time before someone did this parody... I make neutering totally Metal...
It's time to take your walk down the hall
Before your package gone forever
Not before we nueter you
From your cage straight to hell
With a short detour in between
Begging for mercy, you're all alone
Helpless to prevent the vet now
Before he begins the process

Neutered by ball cutter
Neutered by ball cutter

The horriffic torture device
For pets that fail to be nice household pets
The most anguishing thing for a pet
To know it will never
Nake little babies
Cutting, bleeding, in bloody hell
Adding laughter to torture
Try to beg but it's much too late

Neutered by ball cutter
Neutered by ball cutter

On your belly, kitty and take your position
Breath the gas from the gas mask to numb your senses
Your balls start to srhrivel from the spray
You'll wish you were dead, no more happiness for you

Cringing, running off the table
Your monster's chasing you
laughing evilly as he draws near
Running down, catching you
Lights go out as he neuters you
You no longer have the ability to breed

And there's nothing you can do

No I'm not disturbed I thought this was just funny.

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Total Votes: 2

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DJ Blaze - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
This made me sick in the groin.... LOVE IT! 555
Old Man Ribber - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Emasculating! ;D

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