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Song Parodies -> "Zergling Rusher"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Zergling Rusher"

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The Lyrics

I'm a huge fan of StarCraft. And if you don't know what StarCraft is or a zergling, go look it up. I'll just say this. Zergling rushes suck...
Ever since I was a young boy
I sat at a keyboard
From Terran to the Protoss
I was never ever bored
But I hate those damn Zerg players
Who point at you and laugh
Those Zerg rushing assholes
Sure are mean at StarCraft

I try to build a barracks
As fast as I surely can
But not three minutes away
Zergs are in the land
They destroy all my workers
My base fall to their wrath
Those Zerg rushing assholes
Sure are mean at StarCraft

They're the Zergling rushers
They ignore no rush rules
A zergling rusher
When the win they act like fools

Why do you think they do it?
(I don't know)
They aren't even all that good...

They show you no remorse
They come before you can tell
Before you have time to react
They blow you to hell
They leave you in the river
Sitting on a raft
Those Zerg rushing assholes
Sure are mean at StarCraft

I thought I was
A Terran mastermind
But I just lose
To zerg rushes all the time

Even if I fend one wave
They just come right back
I have not time to recover
Everything goes whack
I still play the game
I surely beats WarCraft
But those Zerg rushing assholes
Sure are mean at StarCraft
StarCraft > WoW in a long shot...

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