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Song Parodies -> "Spoofer (Tommy Turtle Tribute)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Spoofer (Tommy Turtle Tribute)"

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The Lyrics

A little tribute I whipped out of thin air. Tommy Turtle gives us all good advice, and it's appreciated by most of us I'd think, and so this is just a little something I put together I got a little kick out of writing. Turtle, this is not meant to be offensive or in any sort of way be meaning to attack you. It's just a fun little spoof.

Ain't found a way to please him yet
Fingers twitch fast, as I fret
Seems every song I write is crap now
Out of sync, and barely rhymes
Verses sound weird and just don't shine
My parody, I write, is dead now

Here he comes to judge the spoofer
Oh no
Here, here comes T-Turtle
Oh yeah!
You know he ain't gonna five.
No no no no,
No he ain't gonna five


Here he posts unto the spoofer
Oh yeah
Yeah, Turtle's judged the author
You know he ain't gonna five
No no no
He ain't gonna five

Walking tall, reads every line
He can tell if you're out of time
Then he'll speak, and then he'll walk on by you
Got my fill of Turtle's long comments
My spoofs all drag on in big lament
Oh Tom please, won't you help me write a spoof?

Here he comes to judge the spoofer
Oh yeah oh yeah
Here, here comes T-Turtle
Oh yeah!
You know he ain't gonna five.
Noooo nooooooo
No he ain't gonna five

I love you T-Turtle :3. Anywhoo seriously, I appreciate the advice you give us to help make us better, and I hope you're seeing somewhat of an improvement in my writing.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Patrick - October 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Tell Tommy I miss him. Every song was a lesson in history or medicine, or science. As well as song writing.
Tommy Turtle - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Spot on! ;) ... Nailed the TT image, and, uh, "not everyone" expresses gratitude for what truly is meant to be assistance in achieving the parodic perfection to which we all aspire.

Only chanced on this while searching for something else. Seeing no comment from your subject in a few days after posting, you could have clicked the e-mail CAPTCHA link in all my recent parodies and dropped me a note...
          Anyway, glad I found it; thanks for the kind words, taken in the spirit in which intended; and since I DKTOS and can't judge pacing ;) ;) ;), you get that 555! (I *do* give them out! Really, I do! ;-)
SamuraiMaster - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Blasphemy! Just kidding. Appreciate your tips, even if they do turn out to be a page and a half long. And glad you enjoyed the tribute.

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