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Song Parodies -> "The Real Buzz"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Real Buzz"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm a big fan of Toy Story and Pixar. So I did my best to fit them into this parody. Pacing may be off, but it should be understandable for the most part.
I crashed here on this strange rock
Unstable the ground was
I ran into the sheriff
But he said I wasn't Buzz

You are not the real Buzz
Lightyear (Lightyear)
You are not the real Buzz
Lightyear (Ohhh, Lightyear)

I got knocked out the window
But before the sheriff could forget
I said "Revenge is not right
But then again we're not on my planet."

I know I'm the real Buzz
Lightyear (Lightyear)
I just know I'm the real Buzz
Lightyear (Ohh yeah!)

Trapped here at Sids torture house
Between him and the cannibals
Strange toys here love me
Offer tea as I lose my arm
I saw the TV commercial
I'm not a flying toy
I was made in China
Everything that I know's a lie

I am not the real Buzz
It can't be (Can't be!)
No I'm not the real Buzz
I'm not. (Ohh no!)

I am now a happy guy
Got a friend in me
I guess being a toy after all
Ain't as bad as I thought to be

I am just an action man
I'm just (a toy)
I'm a child's play thing!
Play thing!

I am not the real Buzz
Lightyear (Lightyear)
No I'm not the real Buzz
Ohhh no...

But I don't care.....
To the next parody...and beyond!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Christie Marie M - September 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm a fan of Toy Story, and Buzz Lightyear! Great work, Samurai! To in-five-ity...and beyond!!
LilBzzzCakes - September 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, I love Cowboy BuzzCuts ! ! . . . . run my fingers thru the pelt on a silken Cougar ! !

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