I was walking to Arvada
Notebook was in my backpack
When a Ford pickup stopped on by
Forcing me to step a bit back
There were two men sitting inside
Each happy compromised
They said, "Looks like you're going
To the library, wanna ride?"

I jumped into the truck's back
They turned up the radio
And I swear that out of those speakers
Was Am-I-Right recording gold
And I noticed the strangers
Were ghost white and pale
When they stopped at a red light

Then I knew there was something strange about this ride

[chorus]
They said, spoofer can you make folks laugh to they hurt their side?
Can you write a tune, and have it up by noon, 'cause we know you're from Am-I-Right
Have you ever read and laughed until you cried?
It's a hard life though, not every rating's 5-5-5

Then we pulled up to the library
I got out of the truck, I said
"Thanks for the lift, guys. Someone stole my bike."
They nodded and they drove off, and disappeared into the sky
That's when it hit me, them two were Malcom Higgins and Royce!

[chorus]
They said, spoofer can you make folks laugh to they hurt their side?
Can you write a tune, and have it up by noon, 'cause we know you're from Am-I-Right
Have you ever read and laughed until you cried?
It's a hard life though, not every rating's 5-5-5

They said, spoofer can you make folks laugh to they hurt their side?
Can you write a tune, and have it up by noon, 'cause we know you're from Am-I-Right
Have you ever read and laughed until you cried?
It's a hard life though, not every rating's 5-5-5

It's a hard life though, not every rating's 5-5-5