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Song Parodies -> "Gas Sells"

Original Song Title:

"Peace Sells"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Gas Sells"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is a song for all your car problems.
What do you mean I can't fill up my tank?
My car is about to go dry!
What do you mean my battery is dead?
I recharged it not a half hour ago.
What do you mean engine service soon?
I need room service soon.
What do you mean headlights on?
It's only five o clock!

If there's a new price, I'll be the first in line
A gallon priced a dime.

What do you mean I got a flat tire?
I don't even have a spare tire.
What do you mean there's no A.C.
It's always hot in D.C.
What do you mean my car paint sucks?
I took it to Maaco.
Tell me something. It's still
Cheap at the pump right?

If there's a new price, I'll be the first in line
A gallon priced a dime


Can you afford the price on gas?

Gas sells, but who's buying?
(repeat until the end)
Yeah not much of a parody, but whatever. I'm expecting a few ones on this one...

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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? - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought it was great. WAY WAY better than anything Max Power would write.

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