Song Parodies -> "Money (Sung by Seto Kaiba)"

Original Song Title:

"Money"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Money (Sung by Seto Kaiba)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I'm no fan of Yu-Gi-Oh, but I love LittleKuriboh's Abridged Series of it, and Kaiba is probably my favorite character. So due to his punchline, of "Screw the rules, I have money," here's his version of the famous Pink Floyd song.

Money!
Get away
Got my cards right here, I'll make Yugi pay
Money!
What delight!
Smile as I play for free my Swords of Light
Blue Eyes, Celtic Guardian, Exodia
Think I'll buy me some big blimps

Money!
Get back
I'm all right Joey, get your hands off me you furry
Money
It's a hit
I have a lot, so the rules are bullshit
I've bought me 5 dragon themed amusement parks
And I'm hosting my first own card game tournament

[solo]

Money!
It's my love
It's all my life. Will you shut up, Mokuba?
Money!
As I say
Card game victories equal all my pay
But if you ask for a donation from me
Chances are I put your ass away

[fade out to conversations]
Yugi: Wait a moment, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yugi: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: Screw the rules I have money!

Kaiba: I don't like to be touched by people who don't have money.

Yugi: Just what did that story prove?
Kaiba: It proved that I am exceedingly rich.

Kaiba: You do realize you're paying for this song right?

[song ends]

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.