(dirty electric guitar opening to Metallica's "Purify")

Team Rocket
Try to steal you
Try they may
They fail
All the time
Wannabe Pokéthieves
Shock them
Thunderbolt
Send them to the sky
10 miles high

[chorus]
Pi-ka-chu! Won't you battle?
Pi-ka-chu! Use iron tail!
Pikachu! I choose you!
Pikachu! I choose you!
Pi-ka-chu! Won't you battle?
Pi-ka-chu! Use iron tail!
I choose you! Pikachu!
I choose you! Pikachu!

PIKACHU!

(play the end riff of "Purify," which fades to a creepy sounding guitar, followed by the heavy riff of "Murmaider" by Dethklok)

Fries, CHECK
Ketchup, CHECK
Mustard, CHECK
Salt, CHECK
Soda, CHECK
Onion Rings, CHECK
Chicken, CHECK
Dipping Sauce, CHECK

As you eat, all your meal
Eating the murdered kin of cows
Ate their meat, drank your Coke
Wash your hands with bathroom soap
Feel your blood, try to pump
Heart beats faster from inside
Your body slowly fades to black
Your body suffers a heart attack!
CHECK!
CHECK!
CHECK!
You body suffers a heart attack!
CHECK!
CHECK!
CHECK!
Your Body suffers a heart attack!

(the creepy guitar sound fades to the more smooth beat of A Tribe Called Quest's "Award Tour.")

We playing World Tour with all of my friends
Playing songs with the band a guitar in my hands
Bon Jovi, BLS, Megadeth, Anthrax
We playing World Tour with all of my friends
Playing songs with the band a guitar in my hands
Nickelback, The Doors, Boston, Ted Nugent
We playing World Tour with all of my friends
Playing songs with the band a guitar in my hands
Nirvana, Motorhead, Osbourne, GNR
We playing World Tour with all of my friends
Playing songs with the band a guitar in my hands
Metallica, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Dragonforce

(the beat continues until a more cheerful melody comes in with the piano meledy of "We Are the World")

We are the juiced (we are the juiced)
We are your heroes (we are your heroes)
We are the ones who took a needle for fame and it was worth it
Hank Aaron's gone down the drain
Because he was a straight
We took drugs and we made our teams look good again

We are the juiced
We are the cheaters
We are the ones who take the records of stars and blow them away
There's a choice we made it
We're strong and that's all right
But shit, my fucking kidneys are killing me!

(the melody disorients and with a flick of a record the beat of "I'm On a Boat" begins to play)

I'm on a plane! I'm on a plane!
Everybody run away, 'cause we're flying on a plane!
I'm on a plane! I'm on a plane!
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking plane!

(that beat is short lived with another record scratch and a more symphonic melody begins to play to "Mambo No. 5")

A little Iron Maiden in my life
A little Guns 'N Roses in the light
A little AC/DC's what I need
A little Led Zeppelin if you please
Throw in some Slayer as we run
And then Metallica all night long
And then Pantera in the mix
All the guys I list give life its kicks

Mosh pit nnumber 5!
M-mosh pit number 5!

(chorus melody ends and is replaced by the melody of "Ride the Lightning")

Time moving slow
The minutes seem like hours
The paper clip guy is all I see
Keyboard to the floor
I run out the door
This drove me to insanity

I just can't seem to write
A stupid parody!

Delete the first four lines
Nothing wrote is fine
Lost my thinking cap
All I write is crap

(melody continues playing until it transforms into the aggressive melodic beat of Megadeth's "Head Crusher")

Cringing, running off the table
Your monster's chasing you
laughing evilly as he draws near
Running down, catching you
Lights go out as he neuters you
You no longer have the ability to breed

And there's nothing you can do

(the aggressive meoldy immediatly transfforms into the slow sad melody of Metalica's "One")

I can't seem to please anyone
The ratings I get are no fun
Deep down inside I feel the pain
The truth down inside it hurts me
Now that the judges have spoke their mind
I try to gain what I can't find
Can't seem to get those 5-5-5s
Can't seem to get L-O-Ls

Now my parodies get 1-1-1s
Some sad ratings
Bow my head as I see again
Those poor damn ratings...

(the meoldy holds, then resets to the beat of Eminem's "Without Me")

Now this looks like a place for me
So everybody say hello to me
Cause we need some more creativity
Because it feels so empty without me
Am-I-Rights the place for me
Everyone welcome back me
I'll help restore more creativity
Because this place feels empty without me

Doo-doodly-doo-doo
Doo-doodily-doo-doo
Doo-doodily-doo-doo
Doo-doodily-doo

Doo-doodly-doo-doo
Doo-doodily-doo-doo
Doo-doodily-doo-doo
Doo-doodily-doo

(abrupt ending)