Song Parodies -> "Alex the Seal"

Original Song Title:

"Our Lips Are Sealed"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Alex the Seal"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

There was no motivation behind this parody actually. I just got the idea at a baseball game honestly...

Have you all heard?
The talk of the town
From Florida
Or Antarctica

Have you seen him?
Heard him speak up?
Has endless talent
Know where your money went

(chorus)
He can make the water spray
Jump in with him and he'll play
Alex the Seal

Blubber coat
Trained really well
You can't stop him
His entertainment

When he's hungry
They give him some shrimp
Sometimes some arctic cod
Served with some tarter sauce

(chorus)
To the show we'll go today
In your seat he'll make you stay
Alex the Seal
He can make the water spray
Jump in with him and he'll play
Alex the Seal

Ticket prices
Getting high
Front row seats
Hot dogs

When you watch him dance
And take a crazy stance
You'll applaud and raise a spark
He will bow and then he'll bark

There he goes
Into the cage
Better than Shamu
In his age

Alex the Seal

I got a little kick writing it...if you didn't, well....good for you....I dunno I'm back! Hopefully with more ideas and parodies on the way...

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Christie Marie M - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment

This is such a cute parody! And I do love watching those water shows when I go to places like Sea World and Marine Land in Cali. We used to go to Sea World when me and my bro were children but now we didn't anymore. I also love watching dolphins, walruses, and killer whales. My fave is Shamu. But I'll bet Alex is worth watching than Shamu. Hey, maybe if I go to Sea World next time, I could watch Alex the Seal. LOL!! Here's some aquatic 5's...and if this idea was from a baseball game, I'm guessing the seal's named after A-Rod, no?

SamuraiMaster - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment

A-rod? Actually no. I'm a vendor of Colorado Rockies baseball games, and sometimes they'll have this fill in the lyrics thing. They'll play a section of a song (while they're swapping pitchers or something), and they played this song. The announcer gave three options, and one of the options was Alex the Seal. Ever since then, it's been stuck in my head and, well, I finally decided to write the parody.

Going 2 A Go-Go - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Like Christie Marie M I also like to see what killer whales and dolphins and such can do at those water shows. I've been to places like Wet and Wild in Florida, The Beach in Ohio and Marine World Africa U.S.A. in California. I also dig the OS but I couldn't figure out its title until someone told me. This is a cute parody and the Go-Gos are cute too (but they write their songs, sing them and play their instruments - how about you Britney, Xtina, Duff, etc?). SamuraiMaster, you are also a MusicParodyMaster and you ROCK.

SamuraiMaster - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Going 2 a Go-Go: Thanks! You're awesome and thanks for comment!

Max Power - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Ha! Good one. This gives me an idea, hopefully you won't mind if I borrow it. Prepare to hate it tomorrow.

Old Man Ribber - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Master - Upon this I place my "seal" of approval! ;D

SamuraiMaster - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Max: HOW DARE YOU! Just kidding, feel free. Ribber: Awesome to hear from you again old friend.

Jeremy - September 19, 2021 - Report this comment

Soo funny! Always thought it was Alex the seal. Lol!

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