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An acrostic is when the first letters of a name are used to form a proper word. This is not quite the same as an acronym, since an acronym doen't have to be a valid word. So an acrostic of No Doubt's "Just A Girl" would form the word Jag, but their song "Excuse Me Mr." would form EMM, which isn't a word. Acrostics are generally found in poetry where the first letter of each line is used to form a word.
Entries Beginning with H
"HE," The James Gang originally "Had Enough"
Candy Welty
"HOG," Harry Lee originally "Hair Of Gold"
Candy Welty
"HOW," Bobby Jimmy originally "Hair On Wheat"
Young-Hee Henman
"HAH," The Barenaked Ladies originally "Half A Heart"
Alice Spoonerism
"HAM," Willie Nelson originally "Half A Man"
Candy Welty
"HAS," Tommy Steele originally "Half A Sixpence"
Candy Welty
"HAM," Sonny Charles originally "Half As Much"
Candy Welty
"HOP," Billy Fury originally "Halfway To Paradise"
Isaac
"HUTS," Rodriguez originally "Halfway Up The Stairs"
Candy Welty
"HE," Jona Lewie originally "Hallelujah Europa"
Candy Welty
"HOG," Fall Out Boy originally "Hand Of God"
Candy Welty
"HO," Lou Payne originally "Hand Out"
Candy Welty
"HAG," Jimmy Witherspoon originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Candy Welty
"HOG," Richard Younger originally "Handful Of Girls"
Candy Welty
"HATS," John Philip Sousa originally "Hands Across The Sea"
Meredith Corpening
"HAT," Gin Blossoms originally "Hands Are Tied"
Brian Kelly
"HA," Girl Talk originally "Hands in the Air"
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"HOT," Groove Armada originally "Hands Of Time"
Candy Welty
"HO," Jay McShann originally "Hands Off"
Candy Welty
"HOB," Gary Criss originally "Hands Off Buddy"
Candy Welty
"HA," Marva Holiday originally "Hang Around"
Candy Welty
"HIT," Gerald Levert originally "Hang In There"
Candy Welty
"HO," Country Joe McDonald originally "Hang On"
Candy Welty
"HOB," Little Lisa originally "Hang On Bill"
Candy Welty
"HO," Joe Lee originally "Hang Out"
Candy Welty
"HO," Kool & The Gang originally "Hangin' Out"
Candy Welty
"HIT," The Kelly Brothers originally "Hanging In There"
Candy Welty
"HO," Everyday Sunday originally "Hanging On"
Travis
"HI," Hank Marr originally "Hank's Idea"
Candy Welty
"HIS," Nine Inch Nails originally "Happiness In Slavery"
newrock
"HI," Bobby Sherman originally "Happiness Is"
Candy Welty
"HITS," Harmony Grass originally "Happiness Is Toy Shaped"
Candy Welty
"HAG," The Castelles originally "Happy And Gay"
Candy Welty
"HAM," Don & The Goodtimes originally "Happy And Me"
Candy Welty
"HA," Bruce Clarke & The Shapemakers originally "Happy Ankles"
Candy Welty
"HA," Little River Band originally "Happy Anniversary"
The Late John Lennon
"HAW," The Charms originally "Happy Are We"
Candy Welty
"HATS," Tyrone Wells originally "Happy As The Sun"
Candy Welty
"HE," Judy Collins originally "Happy End"
Candy Welty
"HE," Avril Lavigne originally "Happy Ending"
Candy Welty
"HE," Silver Salute originally "Happy Eyes"
Lana
"HE," Silver Salute originally "Happy Eyes"
Lana
"HOP," Don Henry Harmonica Trio originally "Harmonicas On Parade"
Candy Welty
"HAS," Frank Frost originally "Harp And Soul"
Candy Welty
"HI," Tom Jans originally "Hart's Island"
Candy Welty
"HAS," Bob Varga originally "Has Anybody Seen"
Candy Welty
"HEY," Trial By Jury originally "Hasn't Ended Yet"
Candy Welty
"HI," Swinehood originally "Hate Injected"
Anonymous One
"HO," Lighthouse originally "Hats Off"
Candy Welty
"HE," Joseph Arthur originally "Haunted Eyes"
Candy Welty
"HA," The Crocheted Donut Ring originally "Havana Anna"
Candy Welty
"HAH, JC," Burl Ives originally "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas"
JC can mean Jesus Christ, among other things.
Edyth Bowen
"HAND," Bon Jovi originally "Have A Nice Day"
Travis
"HAD," The Kinks originally "Have Another Drink"
Candy Welty
"HIS," Donnie Elbert originally "Have I Sinned"
Candy Welty
"HIM," Cetu Javu originally "Have In Mind"
Candy Welty
"HI," Chris Brown originally "Have It"
Candy Welty
"HIT," Fair Weather originally "Haven't I Tried"
Candy Welty
"HE," Webb Pierce originally "Hawaiian Echoes"
Candy Welty
"HIS," Jon & Vangelis originally "He Is Sailing"
Candy Welty
"HAD," Jane Morgan originally "He's A Dope"
Candy Welty
"HAD," Shandi originally "He's A Dream"
Candy Welty
"HAL," Bee Gees originally "He's A Liar"
Sutch
"HART," Twelve Gauge Valentine originally "He's A Real Trooper"
Travis
"HAS," The Belvederes originally "He's A Square"
Candy Welty
"HAT," April Byron originally "He's A Thief"
Candy Welty
"HAW," Cheap Trick originally "He's A Whore"
Travis
"HAT," Cascada originally "He's All That"
Candy Welty
"HA," Wild Orchid originally "He's Alright"
Candy Welty
"HAT," The Yardbirds originally "He's Always There"
Candy Welty
"HIT," The Tokens originally "He's In Town"
Candy Welty
"HOE," Reba McEntire originally "He's Only Everything"
Candy Welty
"HOH," Tears For Fears originally "Head Over Heels"
Celeste
"HAH," Miranda Cosgrove originally "Headphones Are Huge"
Millie Verst
"HO," Miranda Cosgrove originally "Headphones On"
Lefty Lucy
"HO," Miranda Cosgrove originally "Headphones On"
Millie Verst
"HOT," Sonny Stitt originally "Heads Or Tails"
Candy Welty
"HA," Eddie Davis originally "Heart Aches"
Candy Welty
"HAS," T'Pau originally "Heart And Soul"
Peter
"ha," 3 originally "Heart Attack"
weirdkid106
"HOG," Blondie originally "Heart Of Glass"
Peter
"HOG," Neil Young originally "Heart Of Gold"
Isaac
"HOP," Don Costa originally "Heart Of Paris"
Candy Welty
"HOTS," CMU originally "Heart Of The Sun"
Candy Welty
"HOTS," Yes originally "Heart Of The Sunrise"
Candy Welty
"HOW," The Shadows 4 originally "Heart Of Wood"
Candy Welty
"HA," Yeti Lane originally "Heart's Architecture"
Candy Welty
"HAD," Gary Cooper originally "Heartache And Disappointment"
Candy Welty
"HAT," Hubert Friar originally "Heartaches And Teardrops"
Candy Welty
"HAT," Roosevelt Nettles originally "Heartaches And Troubles"
Candy Welty
"HA," Jack Howard originally "Heartaches Anonymous"
Candy Welty
"HIS," June Black originally "Heartaches In Store"
Candy Welty
"HOTS," Catfish Hodge originally "Heartbeat Of The Street"
Candy Welty
"HA," Buddy Wayne originally "Heartbreak Ahead"
Candy Welty
"HOP," Sammy Cotton originally "Heartful Of Pain"
Candy Welty
"HAM," Ivoryline originally "Hearts And Minds"
Edyth Bowen
"HAT," Len Barry originally "Hearts Are Trump"
Candy Welty
"hop," American Hi-Fi originally "Hearts on Parade"
weirdkid106
"HAD," Richard Robbins originally "Heat And Dust"
Candy Welty
"HITS," Pat Travers Band originally "Heat In The Street"
Candy Welty
"HAM," The Jets originally "Heaven Above Me"
Candy Welty
"HOE," The Platters originally "Heaven On Earth"
Candy Welty
"HOW," Richard Berry & The Lockettes originally "Heaven On Wheels"
Candy Welty
"HAL," Lacuna Coil originally "Heaven's A Lie"
Millie Verst
"HA," Gilbert O'Sullivan originally "Heaven's Above"
Candy Welty
"HA," The Flamingos originally "Heavenly Angel"
Candy Welty
"HE," Brutality Will Prevail originally "Heavy Eyes"
Anonymous One
"HUH," The Records originally "Held Up High"
Candy Welty
"HIT," Freddie & The Voxpoppers originally "Helen Isn't Tellin'"
Candy Welty
"HAD," The Men They Couldn't Hang originally "Hellfire And Damnation"
Anonymous One
"HA," The Deep Set originally "Hello Amy"
Candy Welty
"HA," Johnny Blaine originally "Hello Armadillo"
Candy Welty
"HIM," Todd Rundgren originally "Hello It's Me"
Peter
"HO," Judy Lynn originally "Hello Operator"
Candy Welty
"HOT," Carl Belew originally "Hello Out There"
Candy Welty
"HE," Cain originally "Her Emotion"
Candy Welty
"HE," George Canyon originally "Her Everything"
Candy Welty
"HAT," Tommy Jackson originally "Here And There"
Candy Welty
"HA," Sacri Cuori originally "Here Anyway"
Candy Welty
"HATS," Dianne Horder originally "Here At The Stagedoor"
Candy Welty
"HIS," Madina Lake originally "Here I Stand"
Lizzie
"HIS," Madina Lake originally "Here I Stand"
Felicia
"HIS," Ann Michaels originally "Here I'll Stay"
Candy Welty
"HAS," Richie Havens originally "Here's A Song"
Candy Welty
"HAD," The Mudlarks originally "Here's Another Day"
Candy Welty
"HE," Limmie & Family Cookin' originally "Here's Everybody"
Candy Welty
"HI," Happy Confusion originally "Hereditary Impediment"
Candy Welty
"HOOT," Dragonforce originally "Heroes Of Our Time"
DJ Blaze
"HA," James Brown originally "Hey America"
Candy Welty
"HE," The Royal Lancers originally "Hey Everybody"
Candy Welty
"HE," Barry Cryer originally "Hey! Eula"
Candy Welty
"HAGS," Bunker Hill originally "Hide And Go Seek"
Candy Welty
"HAS," The Sheep originally "Hide And Seek"
Candy Welty
"HO," Red Sovine originally "Hiding Out"
Candy Welty
"HAD," Radiohead originally "High And Dry"
Brian Kelly
"HAW," Earl Conley originally "High And Wild"
Candy Welty
"HAS," Unscum originally "High As Sh*t"
Anonymous One
"HATS," Today Is The Day originally "High As The Sky"
Candy Welty
"HE," Evelyn Thomas originally "High Energy"
Candy Welty
"HE," Damn Yankees originally "High Enough"
Meredith Corpening
"HITS," Golden Earring originally "High In The Sky"
Candy Welty
"HO," The Rumblers originally "High Octane"
Candy Welty
"HOE," Chris DeBurgh originally "High On Emotion"
Candy Welty
"HOOT," Carole King originally "High Out Of Time"
Candy Welty
"HOP," Rosalie Allen originally "Hills Of Pride"
Candy Welty
"HE," Johnny Dollar originally "His Eyes"
Candy Welty
"HOW," Phyllis Dale originally "His Other World"
Candy Welty
"HOT," Jo-El Sonnier originally "His Own Troubles"
Candy Welty
"HOW," Face First originally "His Own World"
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"HAS," Lora Logic originally "Hiss And Shake"
Candy Welty
"HARD," Live Wire originally "Hit And Run Driver"
Candy Welty
"HI," Toby Keith originally "Hit It"
Candy Welty
"HA," The Band Of Hope Jug Band originally "Hogan's Alley"
Candy Welty
"HE," George Jones originally "Hold Everything"
Candy Welty
"HI," Bill Doggett originally "Hold It"
Candy Welty
"HO," Good Charlotte originally "Hold On"
Anthonyd3ca
"HO," Santana / Triumph originally "Hold On "
I hope I don't need to explain?
Peter
"HOB," Lee Starr originally "Hold On Baby"
Candy Welty
"HOP," Bob Kayli originally "Hold On Pearl"
Candy Welty
"HOT," Electric Light Orchestra originally "Hold On Tight"
Brian Kelly
"HOT," John Denver originally "Hold On Tightly"
Candy Welty
"HOT," Perfect Distance originally "Hold On Tonight"
Candy Welty
"HO HO," Jackson Browne originally "Hold On, Hold Out"
Candy Welty
"HE," Dolly Parton originally "Holding Everything"
Candy Welty
"HITS," David Coverdale originally "Hole In The Sky"
Candy Welty
"HIS," Counting Crows originally "Holiday In Spain"
Brian Kelly
"HIT," The Joe & Harry Orchestra originally "Holiday In Tunisia"
Candy Welty
"HITS," The Sex Pistols originally "Holidays In The Sun"
Candy Welty
"HAS," Little Esther & Little Willie originally "Hollerin' And Screamin'"
Candy Welty
"HA," Judy Collins originally "Holly Ann"
Candy Welty
"HOG," Rasputina originally "Holocaust Of Giants"
Candy Welty
"HA," Carole King originally "Home Again"
Candy Welty
"ha," 4 Runner originally "Home Alone"
weirdkid106
"HAD," Gene Rafferty originally "Home And Dry"
Edyth Bowen
"HIP," Daring Dan Hutton originally "Home In Pasadena"
Candy Welty
"HITS," Cat Stevens originally "Home In The Sky"
Unfortunately, this wasn't one of his biggest hits
MOR
"HQ," Hinder originally "Homecoming Queen"
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"HAS," Fall Out Boy originally "Homesick At Spacecamp"
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"HA," Andy Cory originally "Honest Abe"
Candy Welty
"HID," The Innocents originally "Honest I Do"
Edyth Bowen
"HAT," Tommy Edwards originally "Honestly And Truly"
Candy Welty
"HAS," Willie J. Foster originally "Honey Ain't Sweet"
Candy Welty
"HAG," The Avant-Garde originally "Honey And Gall"
Candy Welty
"HAW," The Capitols originally "Honey And Wine"
Candy Welty
"HI," George McCrae originally "Honey I"
Candy Welty
"HITS," Cat originally "Honey In The Sky"
Candy Welty
"HAM," Frank Motley originally "Honkin' At Midnight"
Candy Welty
"HOP," Thrice originally "Hoods On Peregrine"
Travis
"HAS," Eddie Bo originally "Hook And Sling"
Candy Welty
"HOP," "Weird Al" Yankovic originally "Hooked On Polkas"
Brian Kelly
"HOB," Charlie McCoy & The Gas Lantern originally "Hoot Owl Blues"
Candy Welty
"HE," The Spotnicks originally "Hootenanny Express"
Candy Welty
"HAG," Tom Robinson originally "Hope And Glory"
Sutch
"HA," Emi originally "Hopelessly Addicted"
Candy Welty
"HAD," The Harry Carter Singers originally "Hopes And Dreams"
Candy Welty
"HAS," Larry Dale originally "Hoppin' And Skippin'"
Candy Welty
"HE," Horrorzombis originally "Horror Express"
Anonymous One
"HA," Morbo originally "Horrorday Awakening"
Anonymous One
"HA," Titus Turner originally "Horsin' Around"
Candy Welty
"HAD," Wye Oak originally "Hot As Day"
Candy Welty
"HIP," Dave Lambert originally "House In Play"
Candy Welty
"HOG," The Warlocks originally "House Of Glass"
Edyth Bowen
"HOG," Lee 'Scratch' Perry originally "House Of God"
Candy Welty
"HOG," Herman Croucher originally "House Of Gold"
Candy Welty
"hop," Venom originally "House of Pain"
weirdkid106
"HOW," My Chemical Romance originally "House Of Wolves"
Lizzie
"HOW," Mandrill originally "House Of Wood"
Candy Welty
"HIM," Talking Heads originally "Houses In Motion"
Brian Kelly
"HAM," The Belmonts originally "How About Me"
Candy Welty
"HAT," Dee Clark originally "How About That"
Edyth Bowen
"HAY," Harry Babson originally "How About You"
Candy Welty
"HAY," The Monarchs originally "How Are You"
Candy Welty
"HAM," Willis Jackson originally "Howling At Midnight"
Candy Welty
"HA," The Young Knives originally "Human Again"
Candy Welty
"HE," Unseen Terror originally "Human Error"
Candy Welty
"HATS," Rasputina originally "Humankind, As The Sailor"
Candy Welty
"HAD," The Chelsea Lads originally "Hump A Dink"
Candy Welty
"AH," Dave Howard originally "A Hundred"
Candy Welty
"HE," Eric Carmen originally "Hungry Eyes"
Candy Welty
"HEH," Chevelle originally "Hunter Eats Hunter"
Willow J.
"HALE," Brenda Holloway originally "Hurt A Little Everyday"
Candy Welty
"HALL," Dee Edwards originally "Hurt A Little Love"
Candy Welty
"HE," Joey Long originally "Hurtin' Eyes"
Candy Welty
"HI," Brook Benton originally "Hurtin' Inside"
Candy Welty
"HAS," John Cosby & The Bluegrass Drifters originally "Hushed And Still"
Candy Welty
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