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Fun Music Information -> Clarence Carter
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "The Knitting Song," Sophie Madeleine | "Thread The Needle," Clarence Carter | |
| "Old Coat," Peter, Paul And Mary | "Patches," Clarence Carter | |
| "Indian Giver," 1910 Fruitgum Company | "Snatching It Back," Clarence Carter | |
| "Stumblin' In," Suzi Quatro And Chris Norman | "Slipped, Tripped And Fell In Love," Clarence Carter | |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Funk Fever" originally "Funky Fever"
Candy Welty
"Sip Away" originally "Slip Away"
Joe
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Patchers" originally "Patches"
Christina Caraway
"Snatching Wit Back" originally "Snatching It Back"
Candy Welty
"Snatching Nit Back" originally "Snatching It Back"
Candy Welty
"Snatching Kit Back" originally "Snatching It Back"
Candy Welty
"Snatching Bit Back" originally "Snatching It Back"
Candy Welty
Change a Letter:
"The Peeling Is Right" originally "The Feeling Is Right"
Candy Welty
"The Feeding Is Right" originally "The Feeling Is Right"
Candy Welty
"The Feeling Is Light" originally "The Feeling Is Right"
Candy Welty
"The Reeling Is Right" originally "The Feeling Is Right"
Candy Welty
"The Feeling Is Tight" originally "The Feeling Is Right"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Strokin'" | "Karaokin'" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Patches" | "(Microsoft) Patches" | Merry & Pippin |
| "Strokin'" | "Stupid" | Floyd's Garage |
| "Strokin" | "Smokin'" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Strokin'" | "Bloatin'" | Tim Hall |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Strokin' | Bill Clinton Presidential Library | meQal |
| Strokin' | Any Abstinence Promotion Group | meQal |
| Strokin' | Cardiologist | meQal |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Strokin' Clarence Carter | My Guy Mary Wells | Strokin' My Guy | Sutch |
| Strokin' Clarence Carter | My Girl Temptations | Strokin' My Girl | Sutch |
| Patches Clarence Carter | Strawberry Kisses Nikki Webster | Strawberry Patches Wouldn't that be a scandal? | dave |
| Patches Clarence Carter | Suck Nine Inch Nails | Patches Suck | dave |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Clarence Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Clarence Carter combined with Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Submitted By: Reggie Pillbox
Claaronce Carter
Clarence Carter combined with Aaron Carter
The performers are not related, however.
Submitted By: Quyjibo
Clarence Carter's Chord
Clarence Carter combined with Carter's Chord
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Misheard Lyrics:
"Patches"
Misheard Lyrics: Dedication he never had
Original Lyrics: Education he never had
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Strokin'"
The Dirty Lyrics: When I start makin' love I don't just make love... I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh I be strokin' I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best I be strokin' Let me ask you somethin'... What time of the day do you like to make love Have you ever made love just before breakfast Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on a couch Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said: I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin' I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best I be strokin' Let me ask you something... Did you make love last week? Did you make love last year? Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight But just remember, when you start making love You make it hard, long, soft, short And be strokin' I be strokin' I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh I be strokin' Now when I start making love to my woman I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified 'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name She'd say: 'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter' The other night I was strokin' my woman And it got so good to her, you know what she told me Let me tell you what she told me, she said: 'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO! I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I be strokin' I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh I be strokin' I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I be strokin', Yeah! I be strokin' I stroke it to the north I stroke it to the south I stroke it everywhere I even stroke it with my... Woo! I be strokin' I be strokin' Ha! Ha! I be strokin' Why They're Dirty: Well... it's pretty obvious that there isn't a line in this song that's NOT dirty. This is a song about doin' it - east, west, north, south, hard, fast. slow... Oh! It doesn't get any more blatant than this.
Submitted by: Jon Goldney
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Song Title Space Change:
"Do In Our Thing" originally "Doin' Our Thing"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
Clear Recent Arc Submitted by: Troy
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ron's Kit" originally "Strokin'"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Skirt On" originally "Strokin'"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"No Skirt" originally "Strokin'"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Sort Ink" originally "Strokin'"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Fry Funk, Eve" originally "Funky Fever"
Submitted by: flipside
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
HO: "Holdin' Out"
2s2
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Patches"
The Lyrics: I was born and raised down in Alabama on a farm way back up in the woods.
I was so ragged that my folks used to call me 'Patches'. Papa used to tease me about it, 'Cause deep down inside he was hurt, 'Cause he'd done all he could. Why: This whole song talk about this unlucky guy named Patches. His father dies, his crops get ruined, and he had to do almost everything for his family.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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