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Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"The Knitting Song," Sophie Madeleine"Thread The Needle," Clarence Carter
"Old Coat," Peter, Paul And Mary"Patches," Clarence Carter
"Indian Giver," 1910 Fruitgum Company"Snatching It Back," Clarence Carter
"Stumblin' In," Suzi Quatro And Chris Norman"Slipped, Tripped And Fell In Love," Clarence Carter
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Funk Fever" originally "Funky Fever"
Candy Welty
"Sip Away" originally "Slip Away"
Joe

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Snatching Wit Back" originally "Snatching It Back"
Candy Welty
"Snatching Nit Back" originally "Snatching It Back"
Candy Welty
"Snatching Kit Back" originally "Snatching It Back"
Candy Welty
"Snatching Bit Back" originally "Snatching It Back"
Candy Welty

Change a Letter:

"The Peeling Is Right" originally "The Feeling Is Right"
Candy Welty
"The Feeding Is Right" originally "The Feeling Is Right"
Candy Welty
"The Feeling Is Light" originally "The Feeling Is Right"
Candy Welty
"The Reeling Is Right" originally "The Feeling Is Right"
Candy Welty
"The Feeling Is Tight" originally "The Feeling Is Right"
Candy Welty

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Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Strokin'""Karaokin'"Old Man Ribber
"Patches""(Microsoft) Patches"Merry & Pippin
"Strokin'""Stupid"Floyd's Garage
"Strokin""Smokin'"Malcolm Higgins
"Strokin'""Bloatin'"Tim Hall

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Strokin'Bill Clinton Presidential LibrarymeQal
Strokin'Any Abstinence Promotion GroupmeQal
Strokin'CardiologistmeQal

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Strokin'
   Clarence Carter
My Guy
   Mary Wells
Strokin' My Guy
Sutch
Strokin'
   Clarence Carter
My Girl
   Temptations
Strokin' My Girl
Sutch
Patches
   Clarence Carter
Strawberry Kisses
   Nikki Webster
Strawberry Patches
Wouldn't that be a scandal?
dave
Patches
   Clarence Carter
Suck
   Nine Inch Nails
Patches Suck
dave

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Strokin'"
The Dirty Lyrics:
When I start makin' love I don't just make love... I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something...
Did you make love last week?
Did you make love last year?
Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
Now when I start making love to my woman
I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She'd say: 'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin', Yeah!
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... Woo!
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'
Why They're Dirty:
Well... it's pretty obvious that there isn't a line in this song that's NOT dirty. This is a song about doin' it - east, west, north, south, hard, fast. slow... Oh! It doesn't get any more blatant than this.
Submitted by: Jon Goldney
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Do In Our Thing" originally "Doin' Our Thing"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Song Title Anagrams:

"Ron's Kit" originally "Strokin'"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Skirt On" originally "Strokin'"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"No Skirt" originally "Strokin'"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Sort Ink" originally "Strokin'"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Fry Funk, Eve" originally "Funky Fever"
Submitted by: flipside

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

HO: "Holdin' Out"
2s2
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Patches"
The Lyrics:
I was born and raised down in Alabama on a farm way back up in the woods.
I was so ragged that my folks used to call me 'Patches'.
Papa used to tease me about it,
'Cause deep down inside he was hurt,
'Cause he'd done all he could.
Why:
This whole song talk about this unlucky guy named Patches. His father dies, his crops get ruined, and he had to do almost everything for his family.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

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