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Songs That Mention a Boasting -> Latest Entries

Pop Evil's, "Boss's Daughter"
The Boasting Lyrics:
That girl needs somebody like me, a real man born with a sex degree
Comments:
Nice try, but I'm pretty sure degrees are earned. And you can't get one in sex.
Submitted by: Amanda

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Songs That Mention a Celebrity -> Latest Entries

Ben Rector's, "Brand New"
The Lyrics:
I feel like a young John Cusack, like making big mistakes.
Who They Mention:
The actor John Cusack
Submitted by: Obi Lame Kenobi

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Songs That Mention a Product -> Latest Entries

Katy Perry's, "California Gurls"
The Lyrics:
We freak in my Jeep.
Product Brand Name:
Jeep
Submitted by: Katycat

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Songs That Mention Other Songs -> Latest Entries

Johnny Crawford's, "Cindy's Birthday"
The Song Lyrics:
No time to do the Twist.
Don't mind all the things I miss.
Song They Mention:
"The Twist" by Chubby Checker
Submitted by: Bob

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Dated Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Conway Twitty's, "Red Neckin' Love Makin' Night"
The dated Lyrics:
Hello baby, Conway here
Let me lay this in your ear
Get ready to go, but we gonna roll about sundown
I got some boogie woogie music on the old 8-track
Yeah, I got the top laid back
And we'll go cruisin' and we'll go foolin' around
Why They're dated:
Any song that mentions 8-track players, especially in a positive light, is showing its age.
Submitted by: Bob

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Dirty Song You Didn't Know Is Dirty -> Latest Entries

Yellowcard's, "Ocean Avenue"
The dirty Lyrics:
There's a place on the corner of Cherry Street
We would walk on the beach in our barefeet
We were both 18 and it felt so right
Why They're dirty:
....sex on the beach much?
Submitted by: Greg Chan

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Funny Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Soul To Squeeze"
The Funny Lyrics:
Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a dong bone
Ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad
Why They're funny:
This is scat-singing during the bridge verse, transcribed exactly. It could also go in the nonsensical section, but I thought they seemed funny too. What on earth is "Ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong" and how could it have gone bad? This is very laughable to say the least.
Submitted by: Quyjibo

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Repetitive Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Generation X's, "What Do You Want"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
What do you want? 4X
Yeeow!
What do want? 4X
What do want? 4X
Why They're Repetitive:
At least twelve times the title is asked. Billy Idol would find out the answer in his solo career: IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR SHE WANT MORE, MORE, MORE. WITH A REBEL YELL SHE WANT MORE, MORE, MORE. WAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Submitted by: Billy Idol = Punk Idol

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Nonsensical Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Cheryl Lynn's, "Got To Be Real"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Zoo-hoo, zoo-hoo, zoo-hoo,
I got to have it, baby.
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is repeated a few times during the bridge part of the song (although some radio stations play it totally instrumentally). I have no idea what the hell it means; maybe she couldn't think of a proper filler and decided to use random scat syllables? They don't mean anything. And what is "it" that she's "got to have"? (She doesn't specify.)
Submitted by: Quyjibo

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Insincere Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Weird Al Yankovic's, "Ricky"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Oh Ricky, what a pity, don't you understand
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned
Why They're Insincere:
The laughter on "I Love Lucy" wasn't canned; the show was actually taped before a live audience.
Submitted by: betty kaye

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Misrhymed Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Nothing More's, "Jenny"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
A little sleep, a little slumber
A little folding of the hands
Left you weak, left you hungry
When there's supply, you still demand
You're beginning to drag the ones you love down
Will this phase ever end?
A thousand arms to hold you
But you won't reach for any hands
Why They're Misrhymed:
Rhyming "ends" with "hands" is excusable, but using the latter twice in quick succession--essentially rhyming it with itself--is another matter.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

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Insulting Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Green Day's, "Nobody Likes You (Part 3 of Homecoming)"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Nobody likes you
Everyone left you
They're all out without you
Having fun
Why They're Insulting:
It seems to rub in the rejection of the person being sung to. That can't be good.
Submitted by: Ezma

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Inappropriate Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Kim Wilde's, "Kids in America "
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
New York to East California,
There's a new wave coming, I warn ya!
Why They're Inappropriate:
There's not really an "east" California, per se. There's a north and a south. New Wave really took off in the States in the Los Angeles area. There's not much to speak of in eastern California, but wilderness.
Submitted by: TC

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Spelling Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Britney Spears, "If U Seek Amy"
The Words:
f-u-c-k m-e
Comments
Are begging to if you seek Amy
Submitted By: Tarzan
Al Green, "L-O-V-E (Love)"
The Words:
love
Comments
Submitted By: Drazile

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Made Up Words Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

311, "Brodels"
The Made Up Words:
Brodel
Comments
Submitted By: YYYfan
Adam Sandler, "The Hanukkah Song"
The Made Up Words:
tonicah, marijuanikah, wannakah
Comments
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really,really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy Hannukah
Submitted By: Tarzan

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Songs That Open With It's Title Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Marty Robbins, "I Walk Alone"
Lyrics it Opens With:
I walk alone where once we wandered
Comments
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Marty Robbins, "Love Can't Wait"
Lyrics it Opens With:
Love can't wait, so don't hesitate
Comments
Submitted By: Candy Welty

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Scary Lyrics -> Latest Entries

The Vogues', "Turn Around, Look At Me"
The Lyrics:
There is someone walking behind you
turn around, look at me
There is someone watching your footsteps
turn around, look at me.
Why:
It's the BOOGIE MAN! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This about stalking.
Submitted by: You Better Run Like Hell

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Bad Grammar in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

John Mayer's, "Who You Love "
The Lyrics:
You love, who you love
Who you love
You love, who you love
Who you love
Why:
John is referring to a "him/her" so it should be "Whom"
Submitted by: rosensclass

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Real Places Mentioned in Songs -> Latest Entries

The Beach Boys', "Sloop John B."
The Lyrics:
We come on the sloop John B My grandfather and me Around Nassau town we did roam Drinking all night Got into a fight Well I feel so broke up I want to go home
Why:
Nassau, in the Bahamas is mentioned in the first verse
Submitted by: Rick

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Lyrics Pronunciation -> Latest Entries

Z-Flo's, "The Black People Song"
The Lyrics:
The Mexican calls me apple 'cause we both hang from trees
Why:
He pronounced "Mexican" like "mexi-CAN", instead of "MEXIC-in"
Submitted by: Mere

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Foreign Language in English Songs -> Latest Entries

Mariah Carey's, "Infinity"
The Lyrics:
Je ne comprends pas
Why:
This is a French phrase which translates to "I do not understand."
Submitted by: redsimba

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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Merle Haggard's, "Kern River Blues"
The Lyrics:
I'm leaving town forever, kiss an old boxcar goodbye.
I'm leaving town forever, kiss an old boxcar goodbye.
I dug my blues out in the river, but the old Kern River is dry.
Why:
This was his last song Merle was singing cause he dug his blues in the river, but then the old Kern River was dry.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead

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Onomatopoeia in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Bob Hope And Marilyn Maxwell's, "Silver Bells"
The Lyrics:
Ring-a-ling! Hear them ring.
Why:
The song is called "Silver Bells", so it would suggest that "ring-a-ling" is the sound of a bell ringing.
Submitted by: Santa's Hurter

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Lyrics Spoonerisms -> Latest Entries

Matthew West's, "A Christmas To Believe In"
The Lyrics:
"It's A Wonderful Life" in black and white just like it should be
Why:
"It's A Blunderful Life" in shack and white just like it would be
Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr

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Lyrics Alliteration -> Latest Entries

DJ Webstar ft. Young B.'s, "Chicken Noodle Soup"
The Lyrics:
Chicken noodle soup (3X)
Wit' a soda on the side
Why:
The "s" starts five words.
Submitted by: Lance Crackers

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TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Faith Hill's, "Sunshine & Summertime"
The Lyrics:
You'll see rock hardbodies and bikini hotties
Why:
1984 movie Hardbodies
Submitted by: Tarzan

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Bad Ringtone Choices -> Latest Entries

Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
The Lyrics:
Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse.
Why:
If the phone rang at taekwondo, imagine what the instructor would do.
Submitted by: katycat

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Real Lyrics Quiz

Who sang:
"I’m tired of listening to you talking in rhymes"

Yesterday's Results

The lyrics to identify were:
"Tomorrow some new building will scrape the sky"

The correct answer was:
Passion Pit, "Take A Walk"

How people responded:
Passion Pit: 50.0%
Coldplay:16.7%
Walk The Moon: 25.0%
Crowded House : 8.3%
Total Responses: 12

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  Lyrics Quiz #75 - Average score 12% with 7 participants.

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