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Songs That Mention a Boasting -> Latest Entries

K.T. Oslin's, "Younger Men"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Oh. I said younger men are starting to catch my eye
I'm starting to stop what I'm doing
Just to turn around and watch them walk by
At the very next opportunity
Comments:
In the live version of the song, which she performed at Farm Aid 1990, K.T.'s boasting about her sexual prowess in the last line.
Submitted by: Tarzan

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Songs That Mention a Celebrity -> Latest Entries

Alabama's, "Song of the South"
The Lyrics:
Cotton was short and the weeds were tall
But Mr. Roosevelt's a gonna save us all
Who They Mention:
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Submitted by: Bob

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Songs That Mention a Product -> Latest Entries

Alabama's, "Song of the South"
The Lyrics:
Pappa got a job with the TVA
He bought a washing machine and then a Chevrolet.
Product Brand Name:
TVA (The Tennessee Valley Authority) and Chevrolet
Submitted by: Bob

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Songs That Mention Other Songs -> Latest Entries

Thompson Twins', "You Take Me Up"
The Song Lyrics:
It's a labor of love, so please don't ask me why
Song They Mention:
"Don't Ask Me Why" by Billy Joel
Submitted by: Mickey D.

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Dated Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Bloodhound Gang's, "Fire Water Burn"
The dated Lyrics:
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
Why They're dated:
Pluto is no longer classified as a planet.
Submitted by: Steve

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Dirty Song You Didn't Know Is Dirty -> Latest Entries

Ella Fitzgerald's, "Love For Sale"
The dirty Lyrics:
Love for sale
Appetizing young love for sale
Love that`s fresh and still unspoiled
Love that`s only slightly soiled

Love for sale
Who will buy?
Who would like to sample my supply?
Who`s prepared to pay the price
For a trip to paradise?

Love for sale
Appetizing young love for sale
If you want to buy my wares
Follow me and climb the stairs
Love for sale
Why They're dirty:
This was written by Cole Porter in the 40s, and it's about prostitution. And they think we're the deviants.
Submitted by: Little Old Lady Hoo

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Funny Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Robbie Williams', "Party Like A Russian"
The Funny Lyrics:
Party like a Russian
End of discussion
Dance like it got concussion, oh
Put a doll inside a doll
Party like a Russian
Disco seduction
Party like a Russian, oh
Have it like an oligarch
Why They're funny:
Because he sings about Russia and Russian culture! No more anti-russian sanctions!
Submitted by: Tagir

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Repetitive Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Metallica's, "Seek And Destroy"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Searchin', seek and destroy...
Why They're Repetitive:
Basically, each chorus has that line repeated 4 consecutive times.
Submitted by: Chowder

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Nonsensical Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Charley Pride's, "Is Anybody Going To San Antone?"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Sleeping under a table in a roadside park,
A man could wake up dead.
Why They're Nonsensical:
As long as one can wake up, one is not dead.
Submitted by: Karen Smith

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Insincere Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Maroon 5's, "Through With You"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Cause saying "I Love You"
Has nothing to do with meaning it.
Why They're Insincere:
I AM saying I Love You, but I don't mean it.
Submitted by: Rocky

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Misrhymed Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

311's, "Stealing My Girl"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You were gone from the center of my world
Moments on and I'm out with the next girl
Why They're Misrhymed:
World and girl don't even rhyme.
Submitted by: YYYfan

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Insulting Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Green Day's, "Nobody Likes You (Part 3 of Homecoming)"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Nobody likes you
Everyone left you
They're all out without you
Having fun
Why They're Insulting:
It seems to rub in the rejection of the person being sung to. That can't be good.
Submitted by: Ezma

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Inappropriate Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Bob Seger's, "You'll Accomp'ny Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I've seen you smiling in the summer sun
I've seen your long hair flying when you run
I've made my mind up that it's meant to be
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Why They're Inappropriate:
It's called stalking.
Submitted by: Tarzan

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Spelling Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Britney Spears, "If U Seek Amy"
The Words:
f-u-c-k m-e
Comments
Are begging to if you seek Amy
Submitted By: Tarzan
Al Green, "L-O-V-E (Love)"
The Words:
love
Comments
Submitted By: Drazile

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Made Up Words Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Adam Sandler, "The Hanukkah Song"
The Made Up Words:
tonicah, marijuanikah, wannakah
Comments
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really,really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy Hannukah
Submitted By: Tarzan
Miles Davis, "Boplicity"
The Made Up Words:
boplicity
Comments
Submitted By: Yvette Bristle

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Songs That Open With It's Title Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Yes, "City of Love"
Lyrics it Opens With:
City of love, city of love, city of love.
Comments
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Kelis, "Circus"
Lyrics it Opens With:
Come join our circus where we all wear masks.
Comments
Submitted By: Brian Kelly

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Scary Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Lynyrd Skynyrd 's, "What's Your Name"
The Lyrics:
What's your name, little girl What's your name Shootin' you straight, little girl Won't you do the same
Why:
I once went into a bathroom on the way home from a road trip. This song was playing and I got creeped out.
Submitted by: Alyssa

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Bad Grammar in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Roger Miller's, "Kansas City Star"
The Lyrics:
Kansas City Star, that's what I are
Why:
It should be "That's what I am"
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead

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Real Places Mentioned in Songs -> Latest Entries

The Beach Boys', "Sloop John B."
The Lyrics:
We come on the sloop John B My grandfather and me Around Nassau town we did roam Drinking all night Got into a fight Well I feel so broke up I want to go home
Why:
Nassau, in the Bahamas is mentioned in the first verse
Submitted by: Rick

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Lyrics Pronunciation -> Latest Entries

Better Than Ezra's, "Dollar Sign"
The Lyrics:
You got a Maybach trunk full of expensive junk.
Why:
Kevin pronounces "Maybach" as "may back". It's actually "my bock". I'm guessing Kevin isn't that knowledgeable about cars.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

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Foreign Language in English Songs -> Latest Entries

Mariah Carey's, "Infinity"
The Lyrics:
Je ne comprends pas
Why:
This is a French phrase which translates to "I do not understand."
Submitted by: redsimba

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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Merle Haggard's, "Kern River Blues"
The Lyrics:
I'm leaving town forever, kiss an old boxcar goodbye.
I'm leaving town forever, kiss an old boxcar goodbye.
I dug my blues out in the river, but the old Kern River is dry.
Why:
This was his last song Merle was singing cause he dug his blues in the river, but then the old Kern River was dry.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead

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Onomatopoeia in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Bob Hope And Marilyn Maxwell's, "Silver Bells"
The Lyrics:
Ring-a-ling! Hear them ring.
Why:
The song is called "Silver Bells", so it would suggest that "ring-a-ling" is the sound of a bell ringing.
Submitted by: Santa's Hurter

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Lyrics Spoonerisms -> Latest Entries

Matthew West's, "A Christmas To Believe In"
The Lyrics:
"It's A Wonderful Life" in black and white just like it should be
Why:
"It's A Blunderful Life" in shack and white just like it would be
Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr

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Lyrics Alliteration -> Latest Entries

DJ Webstar ft. Young B.'s, "Chicken Noodle Soup"
The Lyrics:
Chicken noodle soup (3X)
Wit' a soda on the side
Why:
The "s" starts five words.
Submitted by: Lance Crackers

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TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Faith Hill's, "Sunshine & Summertime"
The Lyrics:
You'll see rock hardbodies and bikini hotties
Why:
1984 movie Hardbodies
Submitted by: Tarzan

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Bad Ringtone Choices -> Latest Entries

Cast of Avenue Q's, "Schadenfreude"
The Lyrics:
Right now you are down and out, and feeling really crabby.
When I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me... Happy!!
Why:
Basically any part of the song's lyrics. Especially if your phone rings while you see someone fall over or something like that at the same time.
Submitted by: Frederick

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Real Lyrics Quiz

Who sang:
"I’m tired of listening to you talking in rhymes"

Yesterday's Results

The lyrics to identify were:
"Tomorrow some new building will scrape the sky"

The correct answer was:
Passion Pit, "Take A Walk"

How people responded:
Passion Pit: 50.0%
Coldplay:16.7%
Walk The Moon: 25.0%
Crowded House : 8.3%
Total Responses: 12

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