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I'm not talking about songs that have a dated sound (there's more than I could ever list). I'm referring to songs with a specific date or year in the lyrics, that are mentioned as the present or future. Like Prince's "1999" (which will not be played as much now that it's date has come and gone). These are songs for which the present or future they refer to, has come and gone. 1999 was the future in 1982, 1999 has now passed.

What I am NOT looking for, are songs like Bowling for Soup's "1985" which are written after the date they are talking about. This song is looking back, or written from the point of view of after the date mentioned.

We also accept lyrics that mention prices that are now dated, such as 10 cent pay phone calls. Lyrics that mention a persons age at the time and that person is now past said age, and lyrics that mentioned events that were current at the time of the song but have now passed are also accepted.

Basically anything that definitively dates a song by any means other than the way it "sounds". Words/phrases/singing styles or instruments that were used commonly in a time period but are no longer used that much today are not accepted.

Dated References, ARTIST

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Life of Agony's, "Lost at 22"
The dated Lyrics:
Well I'm lost at 22 and I've got no fucking clue.
No I don't know if things will work out right.
I'm lost and confused.
I'm lost at 22 and I don't know if my life's gonna end up right.
'Cause they keep on telling me that I'm young, dumb and naive.
But that's just what they want me to believe.
Why They're dated:
Mina[Keith] Caputo was born on 12/4/73. They haven't been 22 for a long time.
Submitted by: MissHell666
The Kingston Trio's, "With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm"
The dated Lyrics:
Sometimes gay King Henry gives a spread
For all his pals and gals and ghostly crew.
Why They're dated:
This song is about King Henry VIII of England. Although wonders never cease as to what new things are revealed about historical figures, I've never heard of any suggestion that Henry VIII was gay in the predominant present day sense of the word. The song as originally written lends itself to little confusion on this matter, but might confuse some younger listeners today!
Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Eminem's, "Bad Guy"
The dated Lyrics:
Last album now, ‘cause after this you'll be officially done
Why They're dated:
Eminem ended up releasing two more albums (Revival and Kamikaze) at this point.
Submitted by: POWERStarz2004
The Jackson 5's, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
The dated Lyrics:
He saw mommy kissing, kissin', kissin' Santa Claus
I did, I really did see mommy kissing Santa Claus
And I'm gonna tell my dad.
Why They're dated:
Joe Jackson (1928-2018) is no longer here to marvel at this information.
Submitted by: Bob
Glen Campbell's, "By The Time I Get To Phoenix"
The dated Lyrics:
By the time I make Albuquerque she'll be working
She'll probably stop at lunch and give me a call
But she'll just hear that phone keep on ringin'
Off the wall, that's all.
Why They're dated:
Voicemail did not exist in 1967.
Submitted by: Bob
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Workin’ for MCA"
The dated Lyrics:
Gonna give you lots of money
Workin’ for MCA.
Why They're dated:
MCA ceased to exist as a company in 1996.
Submitted by: David Jones
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Living With A Hernia"
The dated Lyrics:
Doctor says 'there ain't nothing to discuss'
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss. WOW!
Why They're dated:
Trusses aren't used much anymore. Most hernias are left to heal on their own.
Submitted by: I Met And Seen Weird Al In Person!
Wilbert Harrison's, "Kansas City"
The dated Lyrics:
Gonna be standing on the corner
Twelfth Street and Vine.
Why They're dated:
In Kansas City, Missouri, the intersection of 12th Street and Vine Street hasn't existed since at least 1990.
Submitted by: Bob
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Why Does This Always Happen To Me?"
The dated Lyrics:
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed.
Why They're dated:
This was true when the song came out in 2003, but now you can watch the episode online or On Demand.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Jim Croce's, "Bad Bad Leroy Brown"
The dated Lyrics:
He got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe.
Why They're dated:
If Leroy Brown stays in the bars these days he MIGHT be just fine; but security being what it is after 9-11, having a razor hidden in his shoe will only get him into more trouble than a jealous husband will give him!
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery

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