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A lot of rap music features the singer openly boasting. I'm looking for examples of boasts that are unrealistic.

Here's a couple of the most recent entries...

Nick Lowe's, "Love So Fine"
The Boasting Lyrics:
She's got a pair of tits
She won't call it quits
Comments:
OK, OK, Nick, your girl has some great physical and sexual qualities to her. The great 1979 album that features this song is so well crafted and witty and got high critical praise across the board. Ain't it better to boast about that?
Submitted by: Lust Labo(u)rer
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
The Boasting Lyrics:
He was the Nazz
with God-given ass -
he took it all too far, but boy, could he play guitar.
Comments:
Again, David talking about his own assets. Not only does he refer to Ziggy (his persona at the time) as the "Nazz" (the most magnetic of beings, a Jesus-like figure) but he also talks about his wonderful, God-given ass.
Submitted by: Katie

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