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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Wanna B Ur Lover"
The Funny Lyrics:
Say, has anyone ever told you you've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid.
Why They're funny:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
The Funny Lyrics:
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Why They're funny:
Strange eating behavior; normally you use dishes to place your food on.
Submitted by: Tom Foolery
Pointer Sisters', "Jump For My Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
Jump for my love
Jump in, and feel my touch
Why They're funny:
I hope they don't mean what I think they do
Submitted by: Russ
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ooh yeah, dirtbag
Why They're funny:
Sounds like a tribute, doesn't it? (I suppose this line could also go in the Insulting section.)
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Cat Stevens', "Wild World"
The Funny Lyrics:
I hope you have a lot of nice things to wear.
Why They're funny:
OK the song is about cautioning a woman who wants to leave her lover and it seems like they've been in a long time relationship about the evils of the world and how it's not such a friendly and warm place and hoping that she'll be fine but then the guy sounds concerned that she won't be. It's a sad and serious song. And then he wishes her a lot of nice things to wear? If that's not funny and doesn't make you laugh then I don't know what to tell you. Within the context of the rest of the song I think it's kind of silly. :D
Submitted by: Edward
The Beatles', "Come Together"
The Funny Lyrics:
He got feet down below his knee
Why They're funny:
Everybody has a foot below each knee; this line is just painfully obvious. Besides, as it's sung, it implies the guy has multiple feet and just one knee. Freaky.
Submitted by: Steve
Good Charlotte's, "Girls And Boys"
The Funny Lyrics:
Girls don't like boys; girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
Why They're funny:
Self explanatory...
Submitted by: Kristi
Talking Heads', "Once In A Lifetime"
The Funny Lyrics:
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house...with a beautiful wife.
And you may ask yourself, 'Well, how did I get here?'
And you may ask yourself, 'Where is that large automobile?'
And you may tell yourself, 'This is not my beautiful house!'
And you may tell yourself, 'This is not my beautiful wife!'
Why They're funny:
This is so hilarious. The first time around, he names these three items, then the second time around he realizes that the person he's addressing shouldn't be thrown into this fantasy right away.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Eminem's, "My Fault"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sue: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
Eminem: I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look!
Why They're funny:
This one just comes across to me as funny; he tells the lady that she's talking to a plant and not to him!
Submitted by: Tom Foolery
David Bowie's, "The Laughing Gnome"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hey, haven't you got a gnome to go to?
Why They're funny:
Bowie finds the garden dwarf sitting on his doorstep, so it seems to me this is one of Bowie's first 'creepy characters' but here (the single is from '67) it's all fun.
Submitted by: Debbie

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