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Robbie Williams', "Party Like A Russian"
The Funny Lyrics:
Party like a Russian
End of discussion
Dance like it got concussion, oh
Put a doll inside a doll
Party like a Russian
Disco seduction
Party like a Russian, oh
Have it like an oligarch
Why They're funny:
Because he sings about Russia and Russian culture! No more anti-russian sanctions!
Submitted by: Tagir
Kenny Chesney's, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"
The Funny Lyrics:
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It always turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin' along
Why They're funny:
I absolutely love this song merely for its comedic relief! I think Kenny is great and I consider it a great skill on his part to be able to sing this song without cracking up at himself.
Submitted by: Jennie
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
The Funny Lyrics:
Come on everybody, let's get ffffff!
Why They're funny:
Methinks this is supposed to be a "curse cut short"; it sounds like he's about to say a dirty word, but stretches out the "f" sound instead. This is exactly what it says on the lyrics sites; the letter 'f' is used anywhere from 4 to 6 times in succession.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Our Lady Peace's, "Supersatellite"
The Funny Lyrics:
I've read the Bible,
I've read Dylan,
I'm reading People now because it is much more chilling.
Why They're funny:
LOL, People magazine? I suppose that might be more chilling than the Bible, depending on your point of view. It's strange to know what celebrities are doing from day to day.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Warren Zevon's, "Werewolves Of London"
The Funny Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Why They're funny:
The narrator of the song is seeing werewolves, but instead of running he notices that they have nice hair? What the F***?
Submitted by: Dustout Hoffman
Faith No More's, "Epic"
The Funny Lyrics:
You want it all but you can't have it.
Why They're funny:
Well duh! Not everyone can get what they want.
Submitted by: Celeste
Warren Zevon's, "Play It All Night Long"
The Funny Lyrics:
Grandpa pissed his pants again
He don't give a damn
Brother Billy has both guns drawn
He ain't been right since Vietnam
Why They're funny:
No one was better than Warren Zevon when it came to lyrics. Whether he was trying to be funny or serious Zevon always put it perfectly.
Submitted by: Rusty
Lloyd Price's, "Stagger Lee"
The Funny Lyrics:
Stagger Lee shot Billy,
Oh, he shot that poor boy so bad
Till the bullet came through Billy
And it broke the bartender's glass.
Why They're funny:
Kind of gives a new meaning to "shot glass", doesn't it?
Submitted by: Tara Gilmer
Our Lady Peace's, "Somewhere Out There"
The Funny Lyrics:
I miss your purple hair,
I miss the way it tastes.
Why They're funny:
Okay, first of all, out of all the things he could miss, why purple hair? And what did the girlfriend use, grape flavored hair dye?!
Submitted by: Rachel
Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do"
The Funny Lyrics:
All I wanna do is have some fun,
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Why They're funny:
But not over all the other roads in L.A. too?
Submitted by: Quyjibo

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