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Good Charlotte's, "Girls And Boys"
The Funny Lyrics:
Girls don't like boys; girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
Why They're funny:
Self explanatory...
Submitted by: Kristi
Talking Heads', "Once In A Lifetime"
The Funny Lyrics:
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house...with a beautiful wife.
And you may ask yourself, 'Well, how did I get here?'
And you may ask yourself, 'Where is that large automobile?'
And you may tell yourself, 'This is not my beautiful house!'
And you may tell yourself, 'This is not my beautiful wife!'
Why They're funny:
This is so hilarious. The first time around, he names these three items, then the second time around he realizes that the person he's addressing shouldn't be thrown into this fantasy right away.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Eminem's, "My Fault"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sue: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
Eminem: I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look!
Why They're funny:
This one just comes across to me as funny; he tells the lady that she's talking to a plant and not to him!
Submitted by: Tom Foolery
David Bowie's, "The Laughing Gnome"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hey, haven't you got a gnome to go to?
Why They're funny:
Bowie finds the garden dwarf sitting on his doorstep, so it seems to me this is one of Bowie's first 'creepy characters' but here (the single is from '67) it's all fun.
Submitted by: Debbie
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Smells Like Nirvana"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's so hard to baf aoo abouf
With all this marbles in mouth
Why They're funny:
I've seen part of the music video and when he says this marbles start spewing from his mouth. It comes across as funny to me.
Submitted by: Whatever you wanna call me
New Colony Six's, "I Confess"
The Funny Lyrics:
I confess to have a willingness and wanting for you
to have you here by me, near by me, all my life through
Why They're funny:
That has to be the biggest mouthful in rock history...and one of the strangest couplets around.
Submitted by: Ben Kalafut
The Cure's, "Lullaby"
The Funny Lyrics:
His arms are around me and his tongue in my eye.
Why They're funny:, eww, anybody? Wow, that's some freaky dream. You kinda hafta shrug this one off with a confused giggle, right? Well, I do, anyway.
Submitted by: Ken
Metallica's, "Where The Wild Things Are"
The Funny Lyrics:
You swing your a** all down.
Why They're funny:
James says that after Kirk's guitar solo in the song. I think that line is funny.
Submitted by: I.P. Freeley
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
The Funny Lyrics:
...telling me no lies,
knocking me out with those American thighs.
Why They're funny:
At least we know the woman is American. Given the rest of the song's lyrics I'm pretty sure I know what this line means but I think there are lots of ways you could interpret it. Either way I think it's kind of ridiculous and it makes me laugh whenever I hear it LOL.
Submitted by: Edward
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
The Funny Lyrics:
He was the nazz
with God given ass
Why They're funny:
As English is not my native language, I used to think that 'nazz' was short for 'nazarene', so that the image would be that Ziggy was Christ. If that were the case, his hindquarters would certainly be 'God given'!
Submitted by: Maura

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