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But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
Possibly through a maze?
Submitted by: Quyjibo
I'm feeling so electric, dance my ass off
I don't know what to make of this. It just cracks me up when I hear it.
Submitted by: Alex Blayne Lader
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer.
Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad.
The "they" pronoun (in "they're") is an ambiguous reference; it could refer either to dinosaurs or lawyers. Al apparently meant for it to be ambiguous, and let the listener decide.
Submitted by: Joe
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
This entire song screams "cheap" rather loudly.
Submitted by: Harrp
Bread's,
"Make It With You"
Dreams are for those who sleep
Isn't this obvious?
Submitted by: Suzanne
One that won't smell too foul
"Foul" (nasty) is a homophone "fowl" (a classification of birds, which includes ducks).
Submitted by: Harrp
Do you see him hitting on the queen
When he's only nine and she's fourteen?
Trademark Weird Al humor.
Submitted by: Harrp
And the Jedi whom we loved the most
Met up with Darth Maul and he was toast
That's... kind of a weird way of putting it.
Submitted by: Harrp
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
These ones speak for themselves, really.
Submitted by: Harrp
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute... with you
I'm failing to see how this is possible.
Submitted by: Harrp
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