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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Another One Rides The Bus"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard, and the place was pretty packed.
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand with the perverts in the back.
We're already packed in like sardines, but we're stopping to pick up more.
Another one rides the bus (x2)
And another comes on, and another comes on,
Another one rides the bus.
Hey! He's gonna sit by you!
Another one rides the bus.
Why They're funny:
First he indicates that the bus had no seats available, yet when he gets to the chorus (refrain) he implies that the newcomers suddenly have seats to choose from? This is inconsistent. Sure, the bus can receive newcomers, even if it's packed, but where will they sit in such a situation?
Submitted by: Quyjibo
The Funny Lyrics:
Uno, dos, one, two, tres, cuatro!
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Why They're funny:
This whole song is crazy and weird (especially the first line, where he starts counting in Spanish, then shifts to English and back to Spanish), which makes it funny!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Amy Grant's, "Lucky One"
The Funny Lyrics:
Doot-doo, doot-doo-n-doo-doo
Doot-doo, hey, I'm the lucky one.
Doot-doo, doot-doo-n-doo-doo
Ah, my, my, my baby
Doot-doo, doot-doo-n-doo-doo
Doot-doo, the lucky one.
Doot-doo, doot-doo-n-doo-doo
Hey I'm the lucky one.
Why They're funny:
Nothin' like a bunch of scat lines to fill out the outro. (Although in at least one instance she says "baby" instead of "hey".)
Submitted by: C.J.
Pink's, "Get The Party Started"
The Funny Lyrics:
License plate says Stunner #1 Superstar
Why They're funny:
How the hell can you squeeze all those letters, even an abbreviated version of 'em, onto one license plate? Most states/territories have a maximum of 7 or 8 alphanumeric characters.
Submitted by: Jenny
Duran Duran's, "Hungry Like The Wolf"
The Funny Lyrics:
I smell like I sound.
Why They're funny:
What, how can somebody smell like they sound? I can't figure out how that's supposed to work but that line always makes laugh when I hear it. Can also be filed under "Nonsensical" lyrics.
Submitted by: Edward
Vixen's, "Edge Of A Broken Heart"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'll find someone else who's nothing like you
Why They're funny:
You'd be totally nuts if you did so!
Submitted by: Joey F.
Backstreet Boys', "As Long As You Love Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
I try to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows when you look into my eyes
Why They're funny:
I don't know if there's some kind of innuendo in this line, but whatever "it" is must be something like a feeling or a behaviour.
Submitted by: Raymond
Fountains Of Wayne's, "Stacy's Mom"
The Funny Lyrics:
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.
She's all I want and I've waited for so long.
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.
Why They're funny:
This young kid is more interested in his 'girlfriend's' mother than he is the chick his own age! This could also be considered inappropriate in a sense.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Queen's, "Sweet Lady"
The Funny Lyrics:
You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese
Why They're funny:
I'm pretty sure Brian May was drunk when he wrote that line. When sober, he's far too smart to come up with such a grotesquely, geniusly bad line. Or are we supposed to take away from this that he is such a genius that he's even a genius at being bad?
Submitted by: Amanda
James Taylor's, "Fire And Rain"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground
Why They're funny:
The name of his first band was 'The Flying machine'; this line is a callback to that.
Submitted by: Ralph

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