Girls don't like boys; girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
Submitted by: Kristi
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house...with a beautiful wife.
And you may ask yourself, 'Well, how did I get here?'
And you may ask yourself, 'Where is that large automobile?'
And you may tell yourself, 'This is not my beautiful house!'
And you may tell yourself, 'This is not my beautiful wife!'
This is so hilarious. The first time around, he names these three items, then the second time around he realizes that the person he's addressing shouldn't be thrown into this fantasy right away.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Sue: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
Eminem: I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look!
This one just comes across to me as funny; he tells the lady that she's talking to a plant and not to him!
Submitted by: Tom Foolery
Hey, haven't you got a gnome to go to?
Bowie finds the garden dwarf sitting on his doorstep, so it seems to me this is one of Bowie's first 'creepy characters' but here (the single is from '67) it's all fun.
Submitted by: Debbie
It's so hard to baf aoo abouf
With all this marbles in mouth
I've seen part of the music video and when he says this marbles start spewing from his mouth. It comes across as funny to me.
Submitted by: Whatever you wanna call me
I confess to have a willingness and wanting for you
to have you here by me, near by me, all my life through
That has to be the biggest mouthful in rock history...and one of the strangest couplets around.
Submitted by: Ben Kalafut
His arms are around me and his tongue in my eye.
Ok...um, eww, anybody? Wow, that's some freaky dream. You kinda hafta shrug this one off with a confused giggle, right? Well, I do, anyway.
Submitted by: Ken
You swing your a** all down.
James says that after Kirk's guitar solo in the song. I think that line is funny.
Submitted by: I.P. Freeley
's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
...telling me no lies,
knocking me out with those American thighs.
At least we know the woman is American. Given the rest of the song's lyrics I'm pretty sure I know what this line means but I think there are lots of ways you could interpret it. Either way I think it's kind of ridiculous and it makes me laugh whenever I hear it LOL.
Submitted by: Edward
He was the nazz
with God given ass
As English is not my native language, I used to think that 'nazz' was short for 'nazarene', so that the image would be that Ziggy was Christ. If that were the case, his hindquarters would certainly be 'God given'!
Submitted by: Maura