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Spin Doctors', "Yo Mama's A Pajama"
The Funny Lyrics:
yo ma, yo pa, yo greasy grandma she got a big behind like frankenstein she go beep beep beep down "sesame street
Why They're funny:
When I first heard this song, I wouldn't stop cracking up! even the title's funny!
Submitted by: Rachel
Jojo's, "Too Little Too Late"
The Funny Lyrics:
You say you dream of my face but you don't like me you just like the chase
Why They're funny:
Sydney- u should put it in the misheard lyrics section. what you wrote is not what she says
Submitted by: Merc
The Smiths', "The Queen Is Dead"
The Funny Lyrics:
So I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner, she said "i know you and you cannot sing!", I said that's nothing you should hear me play piano
Why They're funny:
Morrissey and the queen having a little chat, it works
Submitted by: Samuel
The Smiths', "Is It Really So Strange"
The Funny Lyrics:
I trvaeled north again, I traveled south again, I got confused I killed a nun, I can't help the way I feel
Why They're funny:
Another verse he kills a horse, is just pure lunacy
Submitted by: Phil
The Bloodhound Gang's, "Three Point One Four"
The Funny Lyrics:
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
Why They're funny:
How random is that? gotta love randomness. =p
Submitted by: Jeremy
Paul Mccartney And Wings', "Band On The Run"
The Funny Lyrics:
Band on the run band on the run
Why They're funny:
They would make an excellent marathon running team
Submitted by: Art
King Missile's, "Detatchable Penis"
The Funny Lyrics:
It comes in handy at times.
Why They're funny:
He's talking about his penis. think about it.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Weezer's, "Falling For You"
The Funny Lyrics:
What could you possibly see in little old three chord me?
Why They're funny:
Ironic, because the song actually uses every root note.
Submitted by: Kenny
Joe Jackson's, "Stepin Out"
The Funny Lyrics:
Weeeee there so much darkness in our lives
Why They're funny:
He should take off his sunglasses
Submitted by: Art
Warren Zevon's, "Roland The Headless Thomson Gunner"
The Funny Lyrics:
Roland aimed his thompson gun, he didn't say a word he found him in mombasa in a barroom drinking gin but he blew van owen's body, from there to johannesburg roland the headless thompson gunner
Why They're funny:
It may seem at first that he didn't say a word to be cold , but well, I mean he is headless
Submitted by: Edwin North

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