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Jessica Simpson's, "What's It Gonna Be?"
The Funny Lyrics:
We've been kicking it for a while
Why They're funny:
Kicking what? A ball? Some other item? She doesn't specify what "it" is.
Submitted by: Stu L. Pigeon
John Denver's, "Grandma's Feather Bed"
The Funny Lyrics:
It'd hold eight kids and four hound dogs and the piggy we stole from the shed
Never got much sleep but we had a lot of fun on Grandma's feather bed
Why They're funny:
Why would he be singing about a bed that belonged to his grandmother?
Submitted by: Tag
The Funny Lyrics:
Remember how we dreamed?
Remember how we screamed?
The vegetables were steamed?
The people that we seemed to know.
Why They're funny:
A lot of the stuff in this verse aren't even related to one another so that's what makes it funny!
Submitted by: Celeste
Weird Al Yankovic's, "King Of Suede"
The Funny Lyrics:
30 years in the same location, I have stayed.
Why They're funny:
Ironic, considering he was less than 30 years old (i.e., still in his mid-20s) when he wrote and recorded this parody in 1984. He didn't turn 30 until 1989.
Submitted by: Liza Lott
Our Lady Peace's, "Everyone's A Junkie"
The Funny Lyrics:
Big Green Monkey, everyone's a junkie
Why They're funny:
This might also be nonsensical; it makes you wonder what this guy was smoking when he wrote it.
Submitted by: Albert K.
Color Me Badd's, "All 4 Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
All... 4... Love
Why They're funny:
Toward the middle of the song, when they "draw out" the title. Even though the title appears regularly in the chorus section, meaning "all for love", I am stressing this particular part of the song since the title seems to be by itself here. The reason it sorta stands out is that it could mean "all 4 (people) love" (with love being a verb) -- a potential 'hidden' meaning -- rather than "all for (preposition) love (noun)", which is likely the intended meaning, as implied in the chorus, where it appears at the end of various phrases (" it all for love"). I'm placing it here because there is really no other section that it could go in.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Wanna B Ur Lover"
The Funny Lyrics:
Say, has anyone ever told you you've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid.
Why They're funny:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
The Funny Lyrics:
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Why They're funny:
Strange eating behavior; normally you use dishes to place your food on.
Submitted by: Tom Foolery
Pointer Sisters', "Jump For My Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
Jump for my love
Jump in, and feel my touch
Why They're funny:
I hope they don't mean what I think they do
Submitted by: Russ
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ooh yeah, dirtbag
Why They're funny:
Sounds like a tribute, doesn't it? (I suppose this line could also go in the Insulting section.)
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine

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