She thinks my tractor's sexy
It always turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin' along
I absolutely love this song merely for its comedic relief! I think Kenny is great and I consider it a great skill on his part to be able to sing this song without cracking up at himself.
Submitted by: Jennie
Come on everybody, let's get ffffff!
Methinks this is supposed to be a "curse cut short"; it sounds like he's about to say a dirty word, but stretches out the "f" sound instead. This is exactly what it says on the lyrics sites; the letter 'f' is used anywhere from 4 to 6 times in succession.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
I've read the Bible,
I've read Dylan,
I'm reading People now because it is much more chilling.
LOL, People magazine? I suppose that might be more chilling than the Bible, depending on your point of view. It's strange to know what celebrities are doing from day to day.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
The narrator of the song is seeing werewolves, but instead of running he notices that they have nice hair? What the F***?
Submitted by: Dustout Hoffman
You want it all but you can't have it.
Well duh! Not everyone can get what they want.
Submitted by: Celeste
Grandpa pissed his pants again
He don't give a damn
Brother Billy has both guns drawn
He ain't been right since Vietnam
No one was better than Warren Zevon when it came to lyrics. Whether he was trying to be funny or serious Zevon always put it perfectly.
Submitted by: Rusty
Stagger Lee shot Billy,
Oh, he shot that poor boy so bad
Till the bullet came through Billy
And it broke the bartender's glass.
Kind of gives a new meaning to "shot glass", doesn't it?
Submitted by: Tara Gilmer
I miss your purple hair,
I miss the way it tastes.
Okay, first of all, out of all the things he could miss, why purple hair? And what did the girlfriend use, grape flavored hair dye?!
Submitted by: Rachel
All I wanna do is have some fun,
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
But not over all the other roads in L.A. too?
Submitted by: Quyjibo
They'll suck your brain out through a straw
You just can't trust those guys
Yeah... It's kind of hard to trust people, er, aliens that do that.
Submitted by: Your Worst Nightmare