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KT Tunstall's, "Black Horse And The Cherry Tree"
The Funny Lyrics:
The big black horse he looked this way,
He said, "Hey there lady, will you marry me?"
Why They're funny:
Is this horse related to Mister Ed??
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Rod Stewart's, "Tonight's The Night"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild.
Why They're funny:
If her inhibitions are running wild, they will never do anything. She will be completely paranoid.
Submitted by: Sean
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Soul To Squeeze"
The Funny Lyrics:
Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a dong bone
Ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad
Why They're funny:
This is scat-singing during the bridge verse, transcribed exactly. It could also go in the nonsensical section, but I thought they seemed funny too. What on earth is "Ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong" and how could it have gone bad? This is very laughable to say the least.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Bob & Doug McKenzie's, "12 Days of Christmas"
The Funny Lyrics:
Bob: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A beer. (on my tree)
Doug: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two turtle-necks
Bob: And a beer.
Why They're funny:
The guys go on and on, with 'three french toast', 'four pounds of back-bacon', 'five golden toques' (a Canadian winter hat), 'six packs of two-four' (a 24 case of beer), 'seven packs of smokes', 'eight comic books', then they go on to argue about where donuts fit in (and hence don't get to days nine through twelve). Quite a funny Canadian Christmas song!
Submitted by: Calop
Trisha Yearwood's, "For A While"
The Funny Lyrics:
Late at night, I write my own movie
And I am the star when I close my eyes
Except I look like Julia Roberts
And you're just the poor jerk that I walk on by
Why They're funny:
Who among us hasn't had similar fantasies about an ex?
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
Barenaked Ladies', "Grade Nine"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well half my friends are crazy and the others are depressed
None of them can help me study for my math test
I got into the classroom but my knowledge was gone
I guess I should have studied instead of watching 'Wrath of Kahn!'
Why They're funny:
This line could be about my life! I've gone into tests with nothing going through my head but, 'Kaaahhhhnn!'
Submitted by: Charlie D
Robbie Williams', "Party Like A Russian"
The Funny Lyrics:
Party like a Russian
End of discussion
Dance like it got concussion, oh
Put a doll inside a doll
Party like a Russian
Disco seduction
Party like a Russian, oh
Have it like an oligarch
Why They're funny:
Because he sings about Russia and Russian culture! No more anti-russian sanctions!
Submitted by: Tagir
Kenny Chesney's, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"
The Funny Lyrics:
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It always turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin' along
Why They're funny:
I absolutely love this song merely for its comedic relief! I think Kenny is great and I consider it a great skill on his part to be able to sing this song without cracking up at himself.
Submitted by: Jennie
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
The Funny Lyrics:
Come on everybody, let's get ffffff!
Why They're funny:
Methinks this is supposed to be a "curse cut short"; it sounds like he's about to say a dirty word, but stretches out the "f" sound instead. This is exactly what it says on the lyrics sites; the letter 'f' is used anywhere from 4 to 6 times in succession.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Our Lady Peace's, "Supersatellite"
The Funny Lyrics:
I've read the Bible,
I've read Dylan,
I'm reading People now because it is much more chilling.
Why They're funny:
LOL, People magazine? I suppose that might be more chilling than the Bible, depending on your point of view. It's strange to know what celebrities are doing from day to day.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

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