These are song lyrics for songs that we think are pretty funny.
See right through you like you're bathing in windex
Wtf??? so if you use generic widow cleaner she won't see right through you???
Submitted by: Rob Waters
Don't want no,short people!,don't want no,short people!
A perfect song for a basketball team!
Submitted by: The Big A
John Prine's,
"Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore"
While digesting reader's digest in the back of the dirty book store
a plastic flag with gum on the back fell out on the floor
well I picked it up and I ran outside and slapped it on my windshield
and if I could see old betsy ross, I'd tell her how good I feel
He's digesting reader's digest...
and he's reading that in an adult bookstore instead of porn
Submitted by: Tania Wyep
A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down
and won
and it was 12 o'clock before I realized I was having
no fun
He was stared down by a bowl of oatmeal
Submitted by: Tania Wyep
Snap your fingas
do you's dance
you can do it all by yo'self
I can snap my fingers all by myself? no. effing. way.
Submitted by: Jewlia
Primus',
"Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
Jerry was a race car driver
he drove so g**d**n fast
Well, duh. if he's a race car driver, of course he's going to be driving really fast, you idiot.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
The fire's spreading,and nobody's caring.
Of course nobodys caring,thier fireworks!
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
Just beat it, no one wants to see your penis.
I thought michael jackson was singing a song about telling the towns flasher where to go. lol.
Submitted by: Amanda
People my age
have started looking gross
I cannot say all
and I shouldn't say most
u've seen 'em at the grocery
I've seen 'em up close
and people my age
have started looking gross
people my age
are showing some wear
there's holes where their teeth was
and their heads have gone bare
their brains are shrinking
faces sinking into fat
and as for the mirror
we won't be looking into that
A very grim look at getting older from a brutally funny and honest artist!
Submitted by: Tania Wyep
You're standing so damn close my body begins to swell. why does one and one make two?
This song is just about smoking weed! so funny!
Submitted by: Jesus (of Suburbia)
