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Violent Femmes', "Kiss Off"
The Funny Lyrics:
I take 1....
(later) and 7,7, no no no tomorrow
and 8,8, I forget what 8 was for....
but 9,9, 9, for the lost cause
Why They're funny:
This is just hilarious....cuz you have no idea where it's coming from. Especially on the line about #8 (after he names off the first seven).
Submitted by: The Chicklet
Madness', "Our House"
The Funny Lyrics:
We would have such a very good time, such a fine time,
Such a happy time
Why They're funny:
The way they say the word 'Happy' is so great! Also the way it's always 'something' time! Love this song!
Submitted by: Adriana
Linkin Park's, "A Place For My Head"
The Funny Lyrics:
The sun doesn't give life to the moon
assuming the moon's gonna owe it one.
Why They're funny:
Oh dear god this is the most pitiful lyric I have ever heard. It just cracks me up. It's the way they take it so seriously...
Submitted by: Adam
Pink's, "Don't Let Me Get Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
Never win first place
I don't suport the team
I can't take directions
and my socks are never clean
Why They're funny:
I love this song because it reminds me of...Me!!!
Submitted by: Sarah
Madonna's, "Beautiful Stranger"
The Funny Lyrics:
Dah-dah-dah-de dah-de-dah-de dah dah dah- dah-dum
Beautiful stranger
Why They're funny:
Every time I hear scat filler lines, like this, I can't help but think, was the singer really unsure how to fill up that part of the song? That especially applies to this particular song...but in a sense I actually enjoy it.
Submitted by: Orville Beddenrocker
Dusty Springfield's, "Wishin' And Hopin'"
The Funny Lyrics:
Wear your hair just for him.
Why They're funny:
So if it weren't for "him", would hair be a nuisance one would be better off without? Maybe that explains why, decades later, Britney Spears once cut off all her hair. Maybe at the time she had no "him" to wear it just for!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
Faith No More's, "Epic"
The Funny Lyrics:
You want it all but you can't have it.
It's in your face but you can't grab it.
Why They're funny:
If it's right in front of you, What makes it impossible to grab? Is "it" something that is simply intangible?
Submitted by: Daniel L
Jessica Simpson's, "What's It Gonna Be?"
The Funny Lyrics:
We've been kicking it for a while
Why They're funny:
Kicking what? A ball? Some other item? She doesn't specify what "it" is.
Submitted by: Stu L. Pigeon
John Denver's, "Grandma's Feather Bed"
The Funny Lyrics:
It'd hold eight kids and four hound dogs and the piggy we stole from the shed
Never got much sleep but we had a lot of fun on Grandma's feather bed
Why They're funny:
Why would he be singing about a bed that belonged to his grandmother?
Submitted by: Tag
The Funny Lyrics:
Remember how we dreamed?
Remember how we screamed?
The vegetables were steamed?
The people that we seemed to know.
Why They're funny:
A lot of the stuff in this verse aren't even related to one another so that's what makes it funny!
Submitted by: Celeste

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