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England Dan And John Ford Coley's, "Love is the Answer"
The Funny Lyrics:
And when you're down and out (love one another)
And when your hope's run out (love one another)
And when you need a friend (love one another)
And when you're near the end (love)
Why They're funny:
According to the remake of Utopia's song, during the second half of the bridge part, each men's voices sound so funny to me! LOL!
Submitted by: Mickey D.
The Offspring's, "L.A.P.D."
The Funny Lyrics:
They're shootin' little kids with toy guns.
Why They're funny:
The grammar here is actually ambiguous. Are the shooters armed with toy guns, or are the little kids armed with toy guns? If the shooters have the guns, then this is a misplaced modifier, implying that the kids are the ones with the toy guns.
Submitted by: Marianne E. B. Markham
The Funny Lyrics:
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Why They're funny:
1) If someone was dead, I'd think they'd know it. 2) Additionally, if they were dead, they couldn't hear you (unless they were already in heaven, then they might hear you) 3) [Speaking sarcastically] That's a real touching send-off. ("I think they never liked you anyway") These guys are just NUTS!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Prince's, "Pop Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
What you puttin' in your nose, is that where all your money goes?
Why They're funny:
I've never been a Prince fan (can't stand him) but this line in this song has always made me laugh. The fact that the sound of his voice is electronically altered just makes it even funnier. Cocaine reference obviously. But seriously don't do drugs people!
Submitted by: Edward
Shirley Ellis', "The Name Game"
The Funny Lyrics:
And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme
Why They're funny:
Uhm... you do realize that using certain names (such as Chuck, Richard, Maggie, Bart) could lead to obscenities or other objectionable words? Also, what if a certain name contains more than 3 syllables? It would be kinda difficult to sing it that quickly. (Note: I am submitting this entry to this section since there's nowhere else it can really fit.)
Submitted by: A. Person
Mother Love Bone's, "Capricorn Sister"
The Funny Lyrics:
Got my mama in the kitchen, she bitchin, bitchin, bitchin.
So I made my proclamation to control my masturbation.
Why They're funny:
Sounds like his mom walked in on him pleasuring himself one too many times, and now she's bitchin' about it!
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Violent Femmes', "Kiss Off"
The Funny Lyrics:
I take 1....
(later) and 7,7, no no no tomorrow
and 8,8, I forget what 8 was for....
but 9,9, 9, for the lost cause
Why They're funny:
This is just hilarious....cuz you have no idea where it's coming from. Especially on the line about #8 (after he names off the first seven items).
Submitted by: The Chicklet
Madness', "Our House"
The Funny Lyrics:
We would have such a very good time, such a fine time,
Such a happy time
Why They're funny:
The way they say the word 'Happy' is so great! Also the way it's always 'something' time! Love this song!
Submitted by: Adriana
Linkin Park's, "A Place For My Head"
The Funny Lyrics:
The sun doesn't give life to the moon
assuming the moon's gonna owe it one.
Why They're funny:
Oh dear god this is the most pitiful lyric I have ever heard. It just cracks me up. It's the way they take it so seriously...
Submitted by: Adam
Pink's, "Don't Let Me Get Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
Never win first place
I don't suport the team
I can't take directions
and my socks are never clean
Why They're funny:
I love this song because it reminds me of...Me!!!
Submitted by: Sarah

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