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The Highwaymen's, "Highwayman"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed
Why They're Insincere:
1st line: Schooners are coastal vessels and not intended for high seas, let alone rounding the Cape Horn. 2nd line: Schooners have fore-and-aft righs which are furled on the boom and the job is done on the deck. Square rigs are furled on the yards. Moreover, reefing and furling is done _before_ the weather gets foul. 3rd line: Schooner rigs do not have yards. Yards are for square sails.
Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Ricky"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Oh Ricky, what a pity, don't you understand
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned
Why They're Insincere:
The laughter on "I Love Lucy" wasn't canned; the show was actually taped before a live audience.
Submitted by: betty kaye
Maroon 5's, "Through With You"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Cause saying "I Love You"
Has nothing to do with meaning it.
Why They're Insincere:
I AM saying I Love You, but I don't mean it.
Submitted by: Rocky
The Turtles', "Happy Togfether"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
Why They're Insincere:
That's what every guy says to his girlfriend at some point or another. Granted, there ARE a few who truly mean it, but the majority are either: A) caught up in an emotional moment, or B) just trying to get their girl into bed.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
The O'Jays', "Christmas Just Ain't Christmas (Without...)"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Christmas just ain't Christmas without the one you love
Why They're Insincere:
Christmas is Christmas with or without the one you love. (Also bad grammar.)

BTW: The full title is "Christmas Just Ain't Christmas (Without The One You Love), but it won't all fit in the title box.
Submitted by: Isac
Traditional's, "What Are Little Girls Made Of ? "
The Insincere Lyrics:
What are little girls made of ?
Sugar and spice and everything nice!
Why They're Insincere:
Not all girls are nice. Some are downright evil. (Ed: My sister, for example.)
Submitted by: Take Me To The Planet Of Women
Cake's, "She'll Come Back to Me"
The Insincere Lyrics:
She'll come back to me.
Why They're Insincere:
He knows she won't come back. Later lyrics in the song: "She never came. She never even called."
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Everclear's, "I Will Buy You a New Life"
The Insincere Lyrics:
They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas
Why They're Insincere:
He really means that a "welfare Christmas" isn't that joyful.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Beck's, "Loser"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Why They're Insincere:
Pretty sure Beck doesn't want us to kill him.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Missing Persons', "Walking In L.A."
The Insincere Lyrics:
Nobody walks in L.A.
Why They're Insincere:
What do you mean nobody walks in L.A.? EVERYBODY walks in L.A.!
Submitted by: Angie Neverhart

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