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Natalie Cole's, "Pink Cadillac"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I love you for your pink Cadillac
Why They're Insincere:
You don't love a person for his or her possessions! You love a person for who that person is on the inside.
Submitted by: Isac
Puddle Of Mudd's, "Hooky"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I don't wanna go to school today, I wanna go outside and play. I don't wanna go to school today, I'll stay at home and masturbate. I don't wanna go to school today, the teacher's always in my face. I don't wanna go to school today, I wanna puch the luch lady. I don't wanna go to school today, the girls are making fun of me. I don't wanna go to school today, the bullies took my lunch money. I don't wanna go to school today, what's the point? I can't get laid. I don't wanna go to school today, I never learned a goddamn thing. Hooky, hooky, hooky let's play some hooky today. Hooky, hooky, hooky let's play some hooky today.
Why They're Insincere:
They're insincere because they're a group of famous rock musicians who at the time of the recording had to be in at least they're late thirties and they're singing about playing hooky from high school.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Led Zeppelin's, "D'yer Mak'er"
The Insincere Lyrics:
When I read the letter you wrote me, it made me mad mad mad,
When I read the words that it told me, it made me sad sad sad.
Why They're Insincere:
The letter that this girl wrote made him get mad, but the words had made him feel sad.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead
Eagles', "Victim of Love"
The Insincere Lyrics:
You know I may be wrong, but I'm not. No, I'm not.
Why They're Insincere:
Which is it now? Sounds kind of smug to me.
Submitted by: Demolition Man
Beatles', "Don't Let Me Down"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm in love for the first time,
Don't you know it's gonna last?
Why They're Insincere:
Assuming that "I" was from John's point of view, expressing his feelings about being with Yoko: although his love for her actually did last until his eventual death a decade later, what did being with Cynthia mean to him then!?
Submitted by: Chowder
The Highwaymen's, "Highwayman"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed
Why They're Insincere:
1st line: Schooners are coastal vessels and not intended for high seas, let alone rounding the Cape Horn. 2nd line: Schooners have fore-and-aft righs which are furled on the boom and the job is done on the deck. Square rigs are furled on the yards. Moreover, reefing and furling is done _before_ the weather gets foul. 3rd line: Schooner rigs do not have yards. Yards are for square sails.
Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Ricky"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Oh Ricky, what a pity, don't you understand
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned
Why They're Insincere:
The laughter on "I Love Lucy" wasn't canned; the show was actually taped before a live audience.
Submitted by: betty kaye
Maroon 5's, "Through With You"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Cause saying "I Love You"
Has nothing to do with meaning it.
Why They're Insincere:
I AM saying I Love You, but I don't mean it.
Submitted by: Rocky
The Turtles', "Happy Togfether"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
Why They're Insincere:
That's what every guy says to his girlfriend at some point or another. Granted, there ARE a few who truly mean it, but the majority are either: A) caught up in an emotional moment, or B) just trying to get their girl into bed.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
The O'Jays', "Christmas Just Ain't Christmas (Without...)"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Christmas just ain't Christmas without the one you love
Why They're Insincere:
Christmas is Christmas with or without the one you love. (Also bad grammar.)

BTW: The full title is "Christmas Just Ain't Christmas (Without The One You Love), but it won't all fit in the title box.
Submitted by: Isac

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