I love you for your pink Cadillac
You don't love a person for his or her possessions! You love a person for who that person is on the inside.
Submitted by: Isac
I don't wanna go to school today, I wanna go outside and play. I don't wanna go to school today, I'll stay at home and masturbate. I don't wanna go to school today, the teacher's always in my face. I don't wanna go to school today, I wanna puch the luch lady. I don't wanna go to school today, the girls are making fun of me. I don't wanna go to school today, the bullies took my lunch money. I don't wanna go to school today, what's the point? I can't get laid. I don't wanna go to school today, I never learned a goddamn thing. Hooky, hooky, hooky let's play some hooky today. Hooky, hooky, hooky let's play some hooky today.
They're insincere because they're a group of famous rock musicians who at the time of the recording had to be in at least they're late thirties and they're singing about playing hooky from high school.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
When I read the letter you wrote me, it made me mad mad mad,
When I read the words that it told me, it made me sad sad sad.
The letter that this girl wrote made him get mad, but the words had made him feel sad.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead
You know I may be wrong, but I'm not. No, I'm not.
Which is it now? Sounds kind of smug to me.
Submitted by: Demolition Man
I'm in love for the first time,
Don't you know it's gonna last?
Assuming that "I" was from John's point of view, expressing his feelings about being with Yoko: although his love for her actually did last until his eventual death a decade later, what did being with Cynthia mean to him then!?
Submitted by: Chowder
I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed
1st line: Schooners are coastal vessels and not intended for high seas, let alone rounding the Cape Horn. 2nd line: Schooners have fore-and-aft righs which are furled on the boom and the job is done on the deck. Square rigs are furled on the yards. Moreover, reefing and furling is done _before_ the weather gets foul. 3rd line: Schooner rigs do not have yards. Yards are for square sails.
Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen
Oh Ricky, what a pity, don't you understand
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned
The laughter on "I Love Lucy" wasn't canned; the show was actually taped before a live audience.
Submitted by: betty kaye
Cause saying "I Love You"
Has nothing to do with meaning it.
I AM saying I Love You, but I don't mean it.
Submitted by: Rocky
I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
That's what every guy says to his girlfriend at some point or another. Granted, there ARE a few who truly mean it, but the majority are either: A) caught up in an emotional moment, or B) just trying to get their girl into bed.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
', "Christmas Just Ain't Christmas (Without...)"
Christmas just ain't Christmas without the one you love
Christmas is Christmas with or without the one you love. (Also bad grammar.)
BTW: The full title is "Christmas Just Ain't Christmas (Without The One You Love), but it won't all fit in the title box.
Submitted by: Isac