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These are lyrics that we think are kind of nonsensical. This page contains the latest entries.

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The Four Tops', "7-Rooms Of Gloom"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
All the windows are painted black
And wait right here till you come back
Why They're Nonsensical:
If the wife/girlfriend in the song did come back, how would Levi Stubbs have seen her coming through windows that were painted black?
Submitted by: Bob
Spoons', "Tell No Lies"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I know
I know
You could take me for a ride
and I wouldn't even know it
I know
I know I'm vulnerable
But what can I do?
I'm new at this game of trust
Why They're Nonsensical:
If you know that you're already vulnerable then why the hell would you get into a situation where somebody can take advantage of your vulnerability?
Submitted by: Celeste
The Beach Boys', "Little Saint Nick"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead.
Why They're Nonsensical:
I thought Santa had 9 reindeer?? 'Half a dozen' is only 6. Maybe they failed math? (By the way, Rudy is short for Rudolph, so don't question that part.)
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Spoons', "Romantic Traffic"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
She's changing lanes
a bit too slow
someone hits her from behind
and she found new love
in romantic traffic
a place where dreams
turn on and off like the street lights
Why They're Nonsensical:
I placed this in the Upbeat Yet Depressing Lyrics section but it seems appropriate enough for the Nonsensical Lyrics section because it seems to be a nonsensical to see romance getting into a rear end car accident.
Submitted by: Celeste
Sugarloaf's, "Green Eyed Lady"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Green eyed lady, ocean lady
Child of nature, friend of man
Why They're Nonsensical:
"Friend of man"?? Dude, are you singing about your girlfriend or your cocker spaniel?
Submitted by: Brian D. Smith
Katy Perry's, "I'm Still Breathing"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
No formal education, I swore way too much
I swear you didn't care, because we were in love
Why They're Nonsensical:
You are saying you swear too much and then you swear on something. This contradicts itself. (Editor's note: Any entries containing profanity will not be accepted.)
Submitted by: Katycat
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When I saw you kicking dirt in my eye.
Why They're Nonsensical: can you see someone kicking dirt in your eye though?
Submitted by: Chevy McLarry
ABC's, "The Look of Love"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If you judge the book by its cover, then you judge the look by the lover.
Why They're Nonsensical:
It might make sense the other way round ("judge the lover by the look") but as it stands this is gibberish.
Submitted by: Tony Walton
Elton John's, "I'm Still Standing"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If love was just a circus, you'd be a clown by now.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Simply makes no sense at all. Love isn't just (just?) a circus, and is becoming a clown a career path?
Submitted by: Tony Walton
Train's, "Play That Song (2010s - use COUNTRY)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Hey, Mr. DJ, when you gonna spin it?
My baby's favorite record, she's been waiting for a minute.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Somebody needs to learn patience. The DJ's been working for A MINUTE, and you're already hounding him about a song he hasn't played yet?!
Submitted by: Michael S.

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