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Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Latest Entries

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The Dramatics', "Whatcha See Is Whatcha Get"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Some people are made of plastic
You know, some people are made of wood
Some people have hearts of stone
Why They're Nonsensical:
No person is made of plastic or wood, and no person has a heart made of stone.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Moody Blues', "It May Be A Fire"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It may be a fire,
But you gotta get it into your heart.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why would anyone have to get a FIRE into his/her heart!? Wouldn't that be suicide!?
Submitted by: Chowder
Kate Nash's, "Mariella"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And she said,
Yeah, I'm never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...
Gonna unglue my lips from being together.
Why They're Nonsensical:
If Mariella's lips are already glued together, then how in the world can she SAY anything?
Submitted by: Beth
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I just want to live when I'm alive
Why They're Nonsensical:
If you didn't live then wouldn't you be dead?
Submitted by: Celeste
Linda Ronstadt's, "Silver Threads And Golden Needles"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And I cannot drown my sorrows in the warm glow of your wine.
Why They're Nonsensical:
When or where does wine glow warmly? Maybe in a wine cellar in Chernobyl? Actually, I suspect it would take much more radiation than that to make wine glow!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
Herman's Hermits', "A Must To Avoid"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
She's a must to avoid,
A complete impossibility.
Why They're Nonsensical:
If she's a complete impossibility, she can't really exist, can she? And if she doesn't exist, avoiding her can't be an issue, can it?
Submitted by: Karen Smith
Janet Jackson's, "Come Back To Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
All my life I've waited to see your smile again.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Taken literally, this suggests that even as a very small child, she had already seen your smile and was waiting to see it again.
Submitted by: Michael S.
Madonna's, "American Life"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I tried to be a boy
I tried to be a girl
Why They're Nonsensical:
Madonna has never tried a sex change operation. And she TRIED to be a girl??? That line is even worse, as she IS a female! I've never actually heard this song, but I've seen this nonsensical lyric several times on this website.
Submitted by: Moe
The Archies', "Sugar Sugar"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Oh honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Why They're Nonsensical:
Would this line ever work?
Submitted by: Celeste
Clay Walker's, "Watch This"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Just close your eyes and watch this.
Why They're Nonsensical:
But I can't watch anything with my eyes closed.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead

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