The Inappropriate Lyrics:
She said her name was Levitra Marcantonio
I'm a bare back rider, Okie, don't you know
These frozen margaritas are going to my head
I could not believe it when Levitra said
Hey mister cowboy come on and take me home
Gonna cowboy up and down, honey, all night long
Why They're Inappropriate:
OMG... is there really a country song about erectile dysfunction... come on, Levitra!
Submitted by: Eva
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Turning on the charm.
Long enough to get you back.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Does this mean he'll turn off the charm once he's got her? What a sleazeball!
Submitted by: Albert Stadt
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Sure, some boys take a beautiful girl, just like some boys take another cute boy and some girls take a beautiful girl and so on... but, um, Cyndi, isn't "hiding them away from the rest of the world" sometimes considered kidnapping?
Submitted by: Diddims
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I just made you say 'underwear'
Why They're Inappropriate:
To me it just seems like an excuse to put in a 'Beavis & Butthead' line.
Submitted by: Tarquin
ABBA's,
"Take A Chance On Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
All the pretty birds have flown
Baby I'm still free
Why They're Inappropriate:
Look at those women singing. There's two "pretty birds" who haven't flown away yet...
Submitted by: Please use a name that DOESN'T relate to the music
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I dare you to undress me
baby let me know if you want to roll with a hip hop star
Why They're Inappropriate:
'Undress me'? Beyonce you are a naughty girl. Wait till Jay-Z hears about this.
Submitted by: Kassi5
Yes',
"Love Will Find A Way"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I eat at Chez Nous.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Who cares where the singer eats at?
Submitted by: Ted
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I punch in, I'm sleeping
Watch the clock, but it's not moving
Why They're Inappropriate:
Uh. Hello? How can you be watching the clock if you're sleeping?
Submitted by: Melissa
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
If your bed is wet, I will dry your tears
Why They're Inappropriate:
And hopefully wash the sheets.
Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my leg,
the way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed
Why They're Inappropriate:
Now I know Led Zeppelin is a very sexual band and it always does sound as if Plant is singing about sex, he makes you think about sex, or he makes you want his sex....but I got a visual for these lyrics and it ain't pretty.
Submitted by: Jules
