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Train's, "Drops Of Jupiter"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet?
Why They're Inappropriate:
I feel this line is inappropriate because there isn't any wind in space.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Blink 182's, "All The Small Things"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Who refers to their girlfriend as a windmill? Seems like these guys just needed a word to rhyme with 'thrill'...and this is what they come up with?!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
INXS's, "Taste It"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet, sweet, could you taste it?
Why They're Inappropriate:
The rest of the song isn't sexual at all. This come-on feels random and gratuitous, unless it was to enhance that NSFW video. (Hoping Michael's ghost doesn't haunt me AGAIN)
Submitted by: Amanda
Mungo Jerry's, "In The Summertime"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal,
if her daddy's poor, just do what you feel
Why They're Inappropriate: if a young lady comes from a poor family, it's mutually acceptable that the man 'dating' her should just have his way as he wishes? I think not.
Submitted by: James Turner
Katy Perry's, "Birthday"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
It's time to bring out the big balloons
Why They're Inappropriate:
The singer is suggesting that a condom be brought out.
Submitted by: Dongquan
Benny Mardones', "Into The Night"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they said...
Why They're Inappropriate:
At the time he recorded his 1989 remake of this song, Benny was 43. Yikes! Whenever they play this at my workplace, I always imagine Herbert the Pervert's voice singing it: "He's just thirteen years old, leave him alone, they said..." Benny's voice is already quite high-pitched so it's not that hard to imagine him as Herbert.
Submitted by: Hu's On First
Silverchair's, "Tomorrow"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
...very hard to drink.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Okay, let me explain this one... The FIRST time these lyrics are used, they're totally appropriate. They appear as, "There is no bathroom and there is no sink. The water from the tap is very hard to drink.," at the end of the first verse. That's all well and good (though I'm kind of confused where the "tap" would be if there was no sink). The SECOND time these lyrics appear is right after the second verse is over, appearing out of nowhere after the singer has changed the subject. "You say that money isn't everything, but I'd like to see you live without it. You think you can go on living like a king, ooh but I highly doubt it...very hard to drink." See what I mean?
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
The Beatles', "Strawberry Fields Forever"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Cranberry sauce (muttered by John Lennon at the end of the extended outro)
Why They're Inappropriate:
At the end of the extended version of this song (right around the 3:53 mark), you can faintly hear John muttering these two words. I think it's inappropriate of him to mention cranberries instead of strawberries (as per the title of the song).
Submitted by: Warren Piece
Julie Roberts', "Unlove Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Unloose this hold you've got on me.
Unlock this heart that can't get free.
Why They're Inappropriate:
"Unloose" would have to mean tighten. But I don't think that is what she means to say here. The whole song is about wanting to get free from said "hold".
Submitted by: That No-one Candy Nye
Eminem's, "Superman"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
But I do know one thing though, bytches, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday - yo'
Why They're Inappropriate:
Listen closely and you can hear Eminem falter in his flow as he thinks hurriedly of something to rhyme with 'go'...and out of all the possible choices...what does he choose? Yes - 'yo'. An absolute non-event. Listen even more closely and you might be able to make out a faint door slam afterwards, as Eminem's brain decides to leave the building in search of someone better who could use it.
Submitted by: Devil Jones

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