The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I want to run through the jungle
the wind in my hair and the sand on my feet
Why They're Inappropriate:
From what I've seen of the jungle (and believe me, I have been there) there isn't really wind or sand. It's too humid for much wind, and since a lot of the ground is clay, it doesn't make for very good sand.
Submitted by: Cassie Nielsen
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I wanna bathe with you in the sea.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Why bathe in the sea? Why not a large swim pool?
Submitted by: Tarquin
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
There's no one left to finger
There's no one here to blame
Why They're Inappropriate:
Well, the first line sounds inappropriate if taken out of context. The second line should make it clear what Sarah really meant...hopefully.
Submitted by: Hu's On First
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You better throw a party
On the day that I die
Why They're Inappropriate:
Why would you celebrate a death?
Submitted by: Dongquan
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Named her baby Hope when she was fourteen
Why They're Inappropriate:
This line is implying that the lady who had a baby gave birth at 14 years of age.
Submitted by: Dongquan
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'd rather live with him in his world
Than without him in mine.
Why They're Inappropriate:
These lines (which in themselves make little sense) have nothing to do with the rest of the song, which is about a man who had left home with dreams of making the big time, only to come back home after failing to do so. Worse yet, these lines are repeated numerous times, spoiling an otherwise good song.
Submitted by: Tarquin
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'll eat you all up
(later)
You make me, make me, make me hungry for you!
Why They're Inappropriate:
Maybe it's just me, but these lines (which occur nonconsecutively in the second verse) seem to imply cannonballism. That comes across as inappropriate.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Every vow you break
I'll be watching you
Why They're Inappropriate:
Listen to it people!!
It's a song about being controlling, obssessive, and compulsive to the point of stalking the poor person in the song. We knew a girl being harrassed by an ex that woke up every morning by a phone call that was playing this song in her ear. It's a SCARY song! It's NOT a love song! Pay attention to the lyrics.
Submitted by: No One In Particular
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Thus spake the seraph and forthwith
Appeared a shining throng
Of angels praising God who thus
Addressed their joyful song.
Why They're Inappropriate:
The word seraph (pl. Seraphim) is a Hebrew word whose occurrence in the Bible is limited to instances in the Old Testament book of Isaiah. This song refers to the angels hailing the Birth of Jesus, whose story is told nowhere in the Bible except in the New Testament gospel of Luke. Various words or phrases in the Bible are traditionally (at least) interpreted as referring to specific categories of angels. In addition to Seraph there is another Hebrew word, Cherub (pl. Cherubim) that has been interpreted as another category of angel. And then there's Archangel, a term sometimes used in the New Testament to refer to specific angels. And groups of angels are sometimes referred to as "Heavenly host" (rendered "Heaven's armies" in some modern English translations). Since "Seraph" occurs only in the Old Testament, it is questionable at best to interpret any angelic being referred to in the New Testament as a Seraph.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
Jill Andrews',
"Tell That Devil (The Wynonna Earp Theme Song)"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You're a sweet shot of kerosene
When I threw it back it poisoned me
Why They're Inappropriate:
Umm, why would anybody drink kerosene?
Submitted by: Celeste
