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50 Cent's, "Candy Shop"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Why They're Inappropriate:
Sounds pedophilistic, don't you think? (Hint: This lyric is actually a metaphor, not to be taken literally.)
Submitted by: Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
Tom Jones', "Delilah"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
Why They're Inappropriate:
It sounds like contemplation of suicide.
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
Blue Swede's, "Hooked On A Feeling"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Ooga chacka, ooga chacka, ooga ooga ooga chacka...
Why They're Inappropriate:
The "jungle chanting" which occurs for much of the song (but not on the original version by BJ Thomas). What does it have to do with the main lyrical content?
Submitted by: U. Guest It
The Beatles', "With A Little Help From My Friends"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I get high with a little help from my friends
Why They're Inappropriate:
It's talking about drug abuse from peer pressure - "getting high"; as in using illegal substances because friends encourage it.
Submitted by: David Pratter
Katy Perry's, "I Kissed A Girl"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry Chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
Hope my boyfriend don't mind it
Why They're Inappropriate:
This song is about gay relationships, she is totally not giving a good message, it's more of a song full of gays in it!
Submitted by: William
The Beatles', "If I Fell"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I must be sure
From the very start
That you would love me more than her
Why They're Inappropriate:
This makes it sound like the person who is being sung to is bisexual.
Submitted by: Alex
Gorillaz's, "Clint Eastwood"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
No you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
Why They're Inappropriate:
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, you lifesaver! Boy it's a good thing you mentioned this because I just happen to have a really faulty cooker at the moment - you couldn't do us a favor and spread your repairing magic over it, could you? Hmm, methinks I can see a pointless rhyme here...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
Why They're Inappropriate:
It's been generally established by historians that Marie Antoinette never actually said ANY language.
Submitted by: Tom Radigan
50 Cent's, "Candy Shop"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch her in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
Why They're Inappropriate:
Better say, what's NOT inappropriate in this lyrics?? *Cringe!*
Submitted by: Kerry56
Shakira's, "The One"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
To buy more thongs and write more happy songs
It always takes a little help from someone
Why They're Inappropriate:
I've always wondered: What has thongs got to do with the matter?
Submitted by: Susan

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