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Benny Mardones', "Into The Night"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they said...
Why They're Inappropriate:
At the time he recorded his 1989 remake of this song, Benny was 43. Yikes! Whenever they play this at my workplace, I always imagine Herbert the Pervert's voice singing it: "He's just thirteen years old, leave him alone, they said..." Benny's voice is already quite high-pitched so it's not that hard to imagine him as Herbert.
Submitted by: Hu's On First
Silverchair's, "Tomorrow"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
...very hard to drink.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Okay, let me explain this one... The FIRST time these lyrics are used, they're totally appropriate. They appear as, "There is no bathroom and there is no sink. The water from the tap is very hard to drink.," at the end of the first verse. That's all well and good (though I'm kind of confused where the "tap" would be if there was no sink). The SECOND time these lyrics appear is right after the second verse is over, appearing out of nowhere after the singer has changed the subject. "You say that money isn't everything, but I'd like to see you live without it. You think you can go on living like a king, ooh but I highly doubt it...very hard to drink." See what I mean?
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
The Beatles', "Strawberry Fields Forever"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Cranberry sauce (muttered by John Lennon at the end of the extended outro)
Why They're Inappropriate:
At the end of the extended version of this song (right around the 3:53 mark), you can faintly hear John muttering these two words. I think it's inappropriate of him to mention cranberries instead of strawberries (as per the title of the song).
Submitted by: Warren Piece
Julie Roberts', "Unlove Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Unloose this hold you've got on me.
Unlock this heart that can't get free.
Why They're Inappropriate:
"Unloose" would have to mean tighten. But I don't think that is what she means to say here. The whole song is about wanting to get free from said "hold".
Submitted by: That No-one Candy Nye
Eminem's, "Superman"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
But I do know one thing though, bytches, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday - yo'
Why They're Inappropriate:
Listen closely and you can hear Eminem falter in his flow as he thinks hurriedly of something to rhyme with 'go'...and out of all the possible choices...what does he choose? Yes - 'yo'. An absolute non-event. Listen even more closely and you might be able to make out a faint door slam afterwards, as Eminem's brain decides to leave the building in search of someone better who could use it.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Garth Brooks', "Beaches of Cheyenne"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Every night she walks the beaches of Cheyenne
Why They're Inappropriate:
Cheyenne Wyoming? Are there beaches in Cheyenne? I don't think so; Wyoming is a landlocked state! Maybe it's some other Cheyenne...but where??
Submitted by: Susan
Thin Lizzy's, "Jailbreak"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town
Why They're Inappropriate:
Uhm... maybe at a jail? I think the "somewhere in this town" part is inappropriate because it implies that the jailbreak is going to occur at an unspecified location within the town, not necessarily at a jail.
Submitted by: Edmund Schluessel
Paul McCartney's, "The Other Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I know I was a crazy fool,
for treating you the way I did.
But something got a hold of me
and I acted like a dustbin lid.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Come on, Paul! You wrote 'For No One' and 'Hey Jude!' So where do you come up with 'Dustbin lid'?!
Submitted by: Gus
The Beach Boys', "Auld Lang Syne"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
And if you happen to be listening to this album right now
Why They're Inappropriate:
At the end of the Beachboys Christmas album, there is a message spoken by Dennis Wilson while Auld Lang Syne is being sung. It includes the above phrase which is very redundant. If you are hearing these words, obviously you're listening to the album. He should have left this out, especially since he goofed up on the word "happen."
Submitted by: JD
Madonna's, "American Life"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I drive my Mini Cooper
And I'm feeling super-doper
Yo they tell I'm a trooper
Why They're Inappropriate:
This is Madonna's lame and pathetic attempt at rapping. She goes on to whine about all the things she has - which is more than most people - and confirms that she's not really satisfied. Poor, poor, Miss Rich is unhappy with her untold luxury.... ah, bless! Sympathy is very much lacking from me!
Submitted by: Kanye East

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