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Billy Murray's, "In My Merry Oldsmobile (1900s)"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You can go as far as you like with me
In My Merry Oldsmobile.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Wasn't this song written when it was more likely that the guy's footprints would be found upside down on the dashboard of a horse-drawn buggy? Maybe I should get my mind out of the gutter. :D
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Tom Tom Club's, "Genius Of Love"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama
Why They're Inappropriate:
Muttered during the interlude between the second and third verses. I don't see how it relates to the rest of the song.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Harry Belafonte's, "Mary's Boy Child"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Long time ago in Bethlehem, so The Holy Bible say,
Mary's boy child Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day.
Why They're Inappropriate:
The Bible doesn't give or allude to any date for Jesus's birth.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
Oh What A Lovely War's, "They Were Only Playing Leapfrog"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
One fat flea flew up the flue as another fat flea flew down.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Contrary to an apparently popular belief, which must have inspired this line, fleas have no wings and cannot fly. The name of the taxonomic order to which they belong is 'Siphonaptera', meaning wingless suckers, reflecting their flightlessness. They can jump considerable distances, perhaps contributing to an illusion that they fly.
Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
Kim Wilde's, "Kids in America "
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
New York to East California,
There's a new wave coming, I warn ya!
Why They're Inappropriate:
There's not really an "east" California, per se. There's a north and a south. New Wave really took off in the States in the Los Angeles area. There's not much to speak of in eastern California, but wilderness.
Submitted by: TC
Neil Sedaka's, "Bad Blood"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Bad (ba-a-ad) blood (blo-o-od)
The b-icth is in her smile
Why They're Inappropriate:
I'm sorry folks, but Neil Sedaka, for gosh sake, just does not utter the b-word in his songs like he's Eminem. That's just wrong.
Submitted by: Sammy Reed
Bob Seger's, "You'll Accomp'ny Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I've seen you smiling in the summer sun
I've seen your long hair flying when you run
I've made my mind up that it's meant to be
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Why They're Inappropriate:
It's called stalking.
Submitted by: Tarzan
Sheryl Crow's, "The First Cut Is The Deepest"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I still want you by my side
but I'm sure going to give you a try
Why They're Inappropriate:
I skipped one line in there to show the relevance of these two lines. She says that she wants him by her side but she's going to give him a try. hmm... Furthermore, 'but' usually is used to contrast two statements. I don't know why she changed it because in Rod Stewart's original version he says 'and'.
Submitted by: Gus
Meghan Trainor's, "No (2010s - use 'country' instead)"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
All my ladies listen up
If that boy ain't giving up
Lick your lips and swing your hips
Girl all you gotta say is
Why They're Inappropriate:
It's called rejection.
Submitted by: CJ
Aqua's, "Barbie Girl"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
Make me walk, make talk
Do whatever you please
Why They're Inappropriate:
The first part is encouraging young girls to have plastic surgery (like a barbie doll) and the second part is saying that girls should be played with (either sexually or manipulated) by men and that's not a good message for young girls.
Submitted by: Louise Mills

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