This song is broadcasting his night time carnal fantasies and his guilt about going out in public

Never pictured the boss as one for pedophilia, but a literal reading of this song sounds as if he's in competition with a young girl's father for her, um, favors. an 11 out of 10 on the disturbing scale.

One has to wonder if the author of these lyrics knows the meaning of the term "star-crossed". the way the term is invoked here makes the last two lines above go entirely contrary to the overall upbeat and optimistic tone of this song. for "star-crossed" means doomed or ill-fated, the term being rooted (at least symbolically) in a view that fates are determined in the stars. so a star-crossed voyager is not a voyager one would want one's heart beating in time with. that would be a major bad omen, to find one's heart beating in time with that of anyone who was star-crossed. that would turn that "rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors" into a dark and foreboding rhyme and reason in nature, suggesting a premonition that one is doomed to failure, a fate entirely contrary to the overall message of the song. in fact, the first two lines above clearly seem to imply that no one is really "star-crossed".

It sounds like she drowned or froze to death not something you should make light of

Everybody"s high just put two and two together

After all the struggles Helen Keller and similar deaf-blind people have been through, it's not entertaining to mock them with sexual innuendo! It's offensive!

The three repetitions of the phrase "Now too late" are perhaps included for meter's , cadence's or poetry's sake. But they occur in a progression of decreasing relevance. The words are perfectly fitting in "Now too late, I know that we were wrong to part". The connection of "Now too late" is a little more vague with "we can't go back and start anew". Then "Now too late" is completely impertinent as a phrase prefixed to "I've thrown away my chance of happiness with you". Because the misfortune in that throwing away was in the fact that it happened at all. Doing so any earlier would still have been the same misfortune of throwing away that chance. So the third "Now too late" is totally impertinent to the phrase to which it is prefixed. In other words, as the lyrics stand, it is as if we were saying "I should have thrown away my chance of happiness with you sooner." But what she is really regretting is that she threw it away at all, not a matter of bad timing in the case of that throwing away.

They are not inappropriate because Duracell does have a bunny!

It's definitely not a good idea to go shopping while a "great big dipper full of lard" is heating up in a skillet!

How do you stand next to a roar?