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A lot of rap music features the singer openly boasting. I'm looking for examples of boasts that are unrealistic.

Boasts in Song Lyrics, Latest Entries

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Pop Evil's, "Boss's Daughter"
The Boasting Lyrics:
That girl needs somebody like me, a real man born with a sex degree
Comments:
Nice try, but I'm pretty sure degrees are earned. And you can't get one in sex.
Submitted by: Amanda
K.T. Oslin's, "Younger Men"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Oh. I said younger men are starting to catch my eye
I'm starting to stop what I'm doing
Just to turn around and watch them walk by
At the very next opportunity
Comments:
In the live version of the song, which she performed at Farm Aid 1990, K.T.'s boasting about her sexual prowess in the last line.
Submitted by: Tarzan
K.T. Oslin's, "Love Is Strange"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Somebody say to me K.T. how do you call your loverboy?
Come here loverboy>BR?> And if he doesn't answer
I simply say
Baby, oh baby, my sweet baby, you're the one
Baby, oh baby, my sweet baby, you're the one
Ooh oo ooo
Oooh oo ooo
Oohh oo ooo
Oooh oo ooo...
Comments:
She's boasting about her extraordinary prowess when it comes to picking up guys and taking them to bed.
Submitted by: Tarzan
Britney Spears', "If U Seek Amy"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Love me, hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to if you seek Amy
Comments:
Britney's boasting that everybody wants to have sex with her. The title's a sneaky way of saying "fuck me".
Submitted by: Tarzan
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White and Nerdy"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I'm whiter than sour cream!
Comments:
Al himself is an ethnic white- Serbian and Italian- and not even Nordic. Hence he is NOT whiter than sour cream!!!!!
Submitted by: Scandia
System Of A Down's, "Prison Song"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I buy my crack,
I smack my b****
Right here in Hollywood
Comments:
Daron (guitarist) is just trying to sound cool
Submitted by: Spiderskull98
Eminem's, "Rap God"
The Boasting Lyrics:
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Comments:
I can't think of a larger boast than claiming omnipotence.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Tone Loc's, "Loc'ed After Dark"
The Boasting Lyrics:
The ace contender will never surrender
Comments:
Haven't heard much from Tone Loc in the last decade or two. I think he surrendered.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Sir Mix-a-Lot's, "Baby Got Back"
The Boasting Lyrics:
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
Comments:
Whatever part of his anatomy he's calling his "anaconda" is unlikely to be 20 feet long, the average length of an anaconda.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Zebrahead's, "I'm Money"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Yo, get out the get out the way of the money man.
Ladies know I'm dope, so consider me contraband.
Fella's are just jealous, cuz they're ponies and I'm mustang.
Don't try to hang cuz I'm out with a big bang.
Get get down, all the ladies wanna be with me.
Get get down, all the fellas compete with me.
Comments:
Apparently he thinks he's rich, ladies want him, and guys are jealous.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube

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