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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Latest Entries

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The Bealtes', "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
The dirty Lyrics:
And when I touch you I feel happy inside It's such a feelin' that my love I can't hide I can't hide I can't hide
Why They're dirty:
Can't hide what is going on in your kecks can you?
Submitted by: Beeryii
Debbie Gibson's, "Sex"
The dirty Lyrics:
Baby, don't you want it
Got me hot and bothered!
Baby, Yeah I want it!>BR> SEX! (SEX!)
Why They're dirty:
Everybody knows what this song's about.
Submitted by: Tarzan
Debbie Gibson's, "Cougar"
The dirty Lyrics:
Give mama some sugar
So what? Call me a cougar
Why They're dirty:
Debbie's referring to ejaculation.
Submitted by: Tarzan
Sin With Sebastian's, "Shut Up And Sleep With Me"
The dirty Lyrics:
Shut up and sleep with me
uh huh, why don't you sleep with me?
Why They're dirty:
Okay, who didn't know what this song was all about?
Submitted by: Celeste
Fall Out Boy's, "Death Valley"
The dirty Lyrics:
I wanna see your animal side Let it all out I wanna see the dirt Under your skin I need your broken promises
Why They're dirty:
So...Pete wants her to 'let it all out,' also He wants to see her 'dirt' and her 'animal side' Plus he wants to get 'under her skin' how can this not be dirty.
Submitted by: Donald Trump
Backstreet Boys', "Don’t Want You Back "
The dirty Lyrics:
You hit me faster than a shark attack And you were more than just a pretty face But how you fooled me, I am still amazed But I should have know that I would be another victim of your sexuality You started going out with so-called friends Baby, do not bother telling me your reasons why
Why They're dirty:
First and foremost let me just say this song is basically about cheating. It all makes sense once you break done the lyrics and read them thoroughly. Make sense doesn’t it?? Anyway lets begin. The first four verses talk about. How one of the boys meets a girl and he had feelings for her. But if I’m correct she only used him for sexual things. Well you know what I mean... And then the girl starting hanging out with other guys. And when I mean hanging out I mean doing very questionable things. And at the end when she tries to give her many reasons why what she did. He’s not taking any of her bullshit and they ended the relationship. BTW, I did another one of these on this same page but I’m not saying which one I did HA!
Submitted by: My name doesn’t matter
Panic! At The Disco's, "Lying Is The Most Fun..."
The dirty Lyrics:
I've got more wit, a better kiss
A hotter touch, a better fuck
Why They're dirty:
He literally said that he has a better fuck than the guy who she cheated on him with.
Submitted by: Danielle
Harry Styles', "Woman"
The dirty Lyrics:
This thing upon me howls like a beast, you flower your feast
Why They're dirty:
The thing upon him is either jealousy or hornyness Your flower you feast- she's sweet/beautiful and he wants to taste/*eat* her (basically talking about oral sex
Submitted by: M10000
Harry Styles', "From The Dining Table"
The dirty Lyrics:
1. Woke up alone in this hotel room, played with myself where were you ../. 2. Woke up the girl who looked just like you, I almost said your name
Why They're dirty:
1. Played with myself- masterbated, where were you- he did it to fill if for having sex with her 2. He slept with someone who looks like the girl he is missing to pretend it's her and fill the void still misses her so accidentally almost called this random girl the name of the girl he misses
Submitted by: Anon
Harry Styles', "Kiwi"
The dirty Lyrics:
She sits beside me like a silhouette Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet And now she's all over me, it's like I paid for it It's like I paid for it, I'm gonna pay for this
Why They're dirty:
It's unclear 100% what he's on about exactly but the fact that she's "all over" him suggests sex, also the fact that it's LIKE he payed for its, she clearly doing a good job at whatever it is. Hardy candy dripping on me till my feet are wet- this could mean a number of things but i see it as some *fluids* (you get the gist) dropping down him, his "feet are wet" suggests there's lots of it & its probably candy because he's saying it tastes sweet.
Submitted by: Xxxanon

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