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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Latest Entries

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K.T. Oslin's, "Oo-Wee"
The dirty Lyrics:
Oh, oo-wee in sweet harmony
How sweet it will be when we oo oo wee
Why They're dirty:
Oo wee means have sex.
Submitted by: Tarzan
Halsey's, "Starving"
The dirty Lyrics:
By the way by the way you do things to my body.
I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you.
Why They're dirty:
My body...
Submitted by: Nick
Billy Joel's, "Piano Man"
The dirty Lyrics:
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin
Why They're dirty:
The old man is having sex with a drink.
Submitted by: Moose Hole
Placebo's, "Leni "
The dirty Lyrics:
I kneel before her, beneath this frozen sky Beneath her shoulder, beneath her evil eye She towers over this male who is a fly My sci-fi lullaby. Um.. excuse me? I kneel before her, beneath this frozen sky I beg below her, my limbs are paralyzed She beats me harder than any kind of guy My sci-fi lullaby...
Why They're dirty:
WTF this is obviously about female oral sex. And let me explain why. The "man who is a fly" is him, he is talking about himself. Frozen sky =it's cold Cold = hard nipples "She beats me harder" this is obviously about her jerking him off. What's going on: so let me paint and image. Naked Brian and a naked girl (Leni) in the cold. Brian is kneeling to give the woman oral sex, as she jerks him off. So yeah. DIRTY
Submitted by: Soulmate Alicia
Sugarland's, "Stuck Like Glue"
The dirty Lyrics:
Come on over here with that sugar sticky sweet stuff
Come on give me that stuff
Why They're dirty:
Jennifer Nettles is singing about ejaculation.
Submitted by: CountryWoman
Yellowcard's, "Ocean Avenue"
The dirty Lyrics:
There's a place on the corner of Cherry Street
We would walk on the beach in our barefeet
We were both 18 and it felt so right
Why They're dirty: on the beach much?
Submitted by: Greg Chan
The Beatles', "Eleanor Rigby"
The dirty Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby, died in the church And was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Why They're dirty:
Nobody come refers both to the fact that nobody came to her funeral and that she died without children because nobody had sex with her.
Submitted by: Emerson
Panic! At The Disco's, "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
The dirty Lyrics:
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bedsheets and a morning rose
Why They're dirty:
It's dirty once one would know what a "morning rose" is....
Submitted by: Anonymous
Muse's, "Time Is Running Out"
The dirty Lyrics:
You're something beautiful
A contradiction
I wanna play the game
I want the friction
Why They're dirty:
The subject would want to have sex with the girl despite her bitter personality contrasting with her sexy looks...
Submitted by: Anonymous
Ella Fitzgerald's, "Love For Sale"
The dirty Lyrics:
Love for sale
Appetizing young love for sale
Love that`s fresh and still unspoiled
Love that`s only slightly soiled

Love for sale
Who will buy?
Who would like to sample my supply?
Who`s prepared to pay the price
For a trip to paradise?

Love for sale
Appetizing young love for sale
If you want to buy my wares
Follow me and climb the stairs
Love for sale
Why They're dirty:
This was written by Cole Porter in the 40s, and it's about prostitution. And they think we're the deviants.
Submitted by: Little Old Lady Hoo

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