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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Latest Entries

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The Who's, "Pictures of Lily"
The dirty Lyrics:
He said, son now here's some little something And stuck them on my wall And now my nights ain't quite so lonely In fact I, I don't feel bad at all I don't feel so bad at all Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night Pictures of Lily solved my childhood problems Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright
Why They're dirty:
Clearly this is one of the all-time great songs about taking matters into hand, i.e., wanking.
Submitted by: Sy Borg
ABBA's, "Voulez-Vous"
The dirty Lyrics:
Voulez-Vous? (A-ha!)
Why They're dirty:
the phrase "Voulez Vous" is French for "Would you?". Uh, ladies - I think I'm a bit too young for you.
Submitted by: Young Super Trooper
The Cast Of Avenue Q's, "The Internet Is For Porn"
The dirty Lyrics:
The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, Porn, Porn.
Why They're dirty:
The entire Avenue Q show advises that it's NOT FOR CHILDREN and for good reason.
Submitted by: Celeste
Def Leppard's, "Animal"
The dirty Lyrics:
Take me, tame me. Make me your animal!
Show me, stroke me, Let me be your animal!
Why They're dirty:
Sounds like he asked a woman to have sex with him as he wanted to make him her "animal".
Submitted by: jasonator
Eminem's, "My Fault"
The dirty Lyrics:
Sue: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
Eminem: I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look!
Why They're dirty:
"The plant" is Eminem himself, because he wants to PLANT seeds in her "soil" so she can have children - HIS!
Submitted by: Not In Your Hand!
The dirty Lyrics:
Let me show you what you're missing, paradise
Why They're dirty:
Why is Justin talking about sex at sixteen?
Submitted by: hello
Cheap Trick's, "Listen to Me"
The dirty Lyrics:
Early to bed, early to rise
Look at my leg, look at the size
Look at the size
Why They're dirty:
Look at the size of what? And what's on his leg?
Submitted by: Dream Policeman
K.T. Oslin's, "Younger Men"
The dirty Lyrics:
Woah, look over here
We got a cute little ol' runner to the right
Blue shorts, no shirt
Whoo! You're looking good darling
That's right, stay in shape
Why They're dirty:
K.T. is referring to the runner's semi-erect penis in addition to his athletic build and hairless muscular chest
Submitted by: Tarzan
Christina Aguilera's, "Candyman"
The dirty Lyrics:
Sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
Why They're dirty:
Christina is referring to ejaculation
Submitted by: Semaphore
Katy Perry's, "Wide Awake"
The dirty Lyrics:
Falling from cloud 9
Crashing from the high
Why They're dirty:
Crashing from the high means she is on drugs, she could just be falling from a high place , too.
Submitted by: Katycat

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